In uk.net.news.config on Wed, 12 Aug 2009 23:19:21 +0100, jms
 wrote:

> On Wed, 12 Aug 2009 21:57:47 +0100, Peter J Ross <pjr@example.invalid>
> wrote:
>
> <snip>
>
>>She seems to have huge tits. They constantly bounce on her keyboard,
>>striking keys randomly.
>
> Excellent - very mature.
>
> Credibility - nil.
>
> You just lost it there sunshine - well done.

You seem to think that your opinions are more interesting than your
tits, but you're wrong.


Are you a lesbian, and if so do you have a stereotypical crew-cut
hair-style?

To the nearest dozen, how many lego bricks do you own?

Name at least five ways in which Stephen Fry's chin could be enhanced.

The Today Programme: Yes, No, Maybe, or You Must Be Fucking Joking?

Compared with a nice pair of 36C tits, are yours better or worse? (Use
both sides of the photocopier.)


The proposed moderators of URCM have already provided satisfactory
answers to all these questions. Now it's your turn, jms.


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