On Thu, 8 May 2008 12:02:32 -0500,  wrote:

>
>"ah"  wrote in message 
>news:4822b9b6$0$43447$892e0abb@auth.newsreader.octanews.com...
>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>> On Wed, 07 May 2008 21:01:36 -0400, ah  wrote:
>>>
>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>> On Tue, 06 May 2008 19:59:24 -0400, ah  wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>> On Sun, 04 May 2008 00:44:53 -0400, ah  wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 28 Apr 2008 00:33:06 -0400, ah  
>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:40:53 -0400, ah  
>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Jonathan Herr wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> ah wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 07:00:14 -0400, ah 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>  wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 08 Apr 2008 23:53:05 +0100, Marty P Snyder wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 08 Apr 2008 18:20:10 -0400, Dean Dark
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>  wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 08 Apr 2008 18:31:36 +0100, Geoff Berrow
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>  wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Flame wars have been a tradition in Usenet since it 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> began.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I can't be arsed to respond in the proper place, and I 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> suspect
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> most people here won't either.  This is a very misguided 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> RFD,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> probably just someone trying to make a 'point' of some 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sort.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> For those interested, there is a long-established Usenet 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> group,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.flame, that serves precisely the function described 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in this
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> RFD.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> However, alt.flame is a place of bare fangs and claws, 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and no
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mercy. It can be pretty entertaining but it's not for 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> amateurs
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> who are simply a bit miffed about someone and who want 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> somewhere
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to vent.  Do that in alt.flame and you will get eaten 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alive.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> More so, since you won't understand the culture there 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> until it's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *way* too late.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> One source of fresh meat in alt.flame is from people who
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> crosspost a response to some niggling pissing match in 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> there...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh, do fuck off!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Everyone knows that alt.flame is full of spotty,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pseudo-intellectual, masturbation obsessed, practicing (or
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> potential) child molesters who, in real life, couldn't 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fight
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> their way out of a paper bag.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.flame - where the dregs of society congregate.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah AF really is a sad, pathetic little froup 'o 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tards...although
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I wouldn't necessarily put them into a category as pathetic 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> as say
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the PoEtards or SA or ED...mostly in that those online 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> communities
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> are primarily fueled by tweenage muppet fucks where as 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> those in AF
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> are primarily adults who just never matured past the age of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 12...in other words they're plainly retarded and it just 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> isn't
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> right to go blaming things on those who are "special".  I 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mean
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it's not their fault that God made them retarded, so they
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shouldn't be attacked for it in the same way that spazzy 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> little
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tweenage muppet fucks should, because at least those 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> droolers have
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the potential and ability to evolve beyond their wretched
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stupidity.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You are a Follet sock, AICMF?!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What the fuck are you babbling about?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Your postings are Folletacious.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> And you're a dumbarse for not removing the sigs from the posts. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or are you
>>>>>>>>>>>>> too lazy to do so?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>When you learn to read articles, come back and we'll discuss the 
>>>>>>>>>>>>matter.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Until then:  shuttup.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> When you learn that you can't make people on Usenet "shuttup", 
>>>>>>>>>>> come
>>>>>>>>>>> back and maybe we'll all stop laughing at you, newfag.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Aww . . . dats why they call you Daiperboi, eh?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/31804acd3d6ecf06
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> You're a lil slow so I thought I'd help you out, Newfag.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>You're mumbling, again.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You're fumbling, again.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You're crumbling, again.
>>>>>
>>>>> You're succumbing, again.
>>>>
>>>>You're plumbing, again.
>>>
>>> Yeah, I'm "plumbing" your ass with your own fuckin idiocy.  LOL
>>
>> You're mother must be proud.
>>
>> Oh!  Look:  here she comes, now.
>>
>> Do you get cookies /every/ night?
>
>She delivers them to Hatter right after she leaves my house after sucking my 
>dick to climax!
>
>The first thing she does when she walks in the door is give Hatter a Big 
>Juicy (my Jizz) Kiss!
>
>Hatter slips her the tongue to get every last drop of my Jizz as he just 
>luvs the creamy taste!
>
>Lastly she masterbates him while he eats his cookies, then she takes his few 
>drops of spunk down her throat!
>
>It's a special "Mother - Son" event.
>
>She then asks him why he doesn't have any girl friends and he has to explain 
>to her (again) that he is Gay!
>
>As tears swell-up in her eyes she tucks his "Gay Ass" in bed and leaves to 
>finish her list of "Johns".
>
>"ah", you should invite him to your and Art's "Gay Toga Party" this 
>week-end.
>
>Even a Gay Slob like Hatter needs LUV, even if it's Gay!
>
>Your Pal,
>HJ 
>

Something about your lil story makes it ALL fall apart though...you
have no balls.  *shrugs*

You sorta need those to be able to produce any "jizz", Fumbles.  I
think it best you rethink your delusions a bit, maybe with a few less
plot holes next time.  *nods*

 --

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the 
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you 
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity 
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct 
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others 
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start 
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that 
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just 
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere. 
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, 
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly 
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip 
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand 
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible 
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even 
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, 
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you 
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton 
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a 
function?" 

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. 
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast 
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken?  Really?  You're sure?  Awww, 
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!"    `, )

"Onideus Mad Hatter"  wrote in message 
news:e6t824dqorci829fdiaj9n951u1265q2hp@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 8 May 2008 12:02:32 -0500,  wrote:
>
>>
>>"ah"  wrote in message
>>news:4822b9b6$0$43447$892e0abb@auth.newsreader.octanews.com...
>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>> On Wed, 07 May 2008 21:01:36 -0400, ah  wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>> On Tue, 06 May 2008 19:59:24 -0400, ah  wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>> On Sun, 04 May 2008 00:44:53 -0400, ah  
>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 28 Apr 2008 00:33:06 -0400, ah 
>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:40:53 -0400, ah 
>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jonathan Herr wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ah wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 07:00:14 -0400, ah
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>  wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 08 Apr 2008 23:53:05 +0100, Marty P Snyder wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 08 Apr 2008 18:20:10 -0400, Dean Dark
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>  wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 08 Apr 2008 18:31:36 +0100, Geoff Berrow
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>  wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Flame wars have been a tradition in Usenet since it
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> began.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I can't be arsed to respond in the proper place, and I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> suspect
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> most people here won't either.  This is a very 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> misguided
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> RFD,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> probably just someone trying to make a 'point' of some
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sort.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> For those interested, there is a long-established 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Usenet
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> group,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.flame, that serves precisely the function described
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in this
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> RFD.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> However, alt.flame is a place of bare fangs and claws,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and no
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mercy. It can be pretty entertaining but it's not for
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> amateurs
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> who are simply a bit miffed about someone and who want
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> somewhere
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to vent.  Do that in alt.flame and you will get eaten
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alive.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> More so, since you won't understand the culture there
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> until it's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *way* too late.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> One source of fresh meat in alt.flame is from people 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> who
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> crosspost a response to some niggling pissing match in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> there...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh, do fuck off!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Everyone knows that alt.flame is full of spotty,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pseudo-intellectual, masturbation obsessed, practicing 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (or
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> potential) child molesters who, in real life, couldn't
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fight
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> their way out of a paper bag.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.flame - where the dregs of society congregate.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah AF really is a sad, pathetic little froup 'o
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tards...although
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I wouldn't necessarily put them into a category as 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pathetic
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> as say
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the PoEtards or SA or ED...mostly in that those online
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> communities
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> are primarily fueled by tweenage muppet fucks where as
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> those in AF
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> are primarily adults who just never matured past the age 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 12...in other words they're plainly retarded and it just
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> isn't
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> right to go blaming things on those who are "special".  I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mean
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it's not their fault that God made them retarded, so they
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shouldn't be attacked for it in the same way that spazzy
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> little
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tweenage muppet fucks should, because at least those
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> droolers have
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the potential and ability to evolve beyond their wretched
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stupidity.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You are a Follet sock, AICMF?!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What the fuck are you babbling about?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Your postings are Folletacious.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And you're a dumbarse for not removing the sigs from the 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> posts.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or are you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> too lazy to do so?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>When you learn to read articles, come back and we'll discuss 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>matter.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Until then:  shuttup.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> When you learn that you can't make people on Usenet "shuttup",
>>>>>>>>>>>> come
>>>>>>>>>>>> back and maybe we'll all stop laughing at you, newfag.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Aww . . . dats why they call you Daiperboi, eh?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/31804acd3d6ecf06
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> You're a lil slow so I thought I'd help you out, Newfag.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>You're mumbling, again.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You're fumbling, again.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>You're crumbling, again.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You're succumbing, again.
>>>>>
>>>>>You're plumbing, again.
>>>>
>>>> Yeah, I'm "plumbing" your ass with your own fuckin idiocy.  LOL
>>>
>>> You're mother must be proud.
>>>
>>> Oh!  Look:  here she comes, now.
>>>
>>> Do you get cookies /every/ night?
>>
>>She delivers them to Hatter right after she leaves my house after sucking 
>>my
>>dick to climax!
>>
>>The first thing she does when she walks in the door is give Hatter a Big
>>Juicy (my Jizz) Kiss!
>>
>>Hatter slips her the tongue to get every last drop of my Jizz as he just
>>luvs the creamy taste!
>>
>>Lastly she masterbates him while he eats his cookies, then she takes his 
>>few
>>drops of spunk down her throat!
>>
>>It's a special "Mother - Son" event.
>>
>>She then asks him why he doesn't have any girl friends and he has to 
>>explain
>>to her (again) that he is Gay!
>>
>>As tears swell-up in her eyes she tucks his "Gay Ass" in bed and leaves to
>>finish her list of "Johns".
>>
>>"ah", you should invite him to your and Art's "Gay Toga Party" this
>>week-end.
>>
>>Even a Gay Slob like Hatter needs LUV, even if it's Gay!
>>
>>Your Pal,
>>HJ
>>
>
> Something about your lil story makes it ALL fall apart though...you
> have no balls.

WRONG!

>
> You sorta need those to be able to produce any "jizz"

WRONG!
  I
> think it best you rethink your delusions a bit, maybe with a few less
> plot holes next time.

WRONG!

HJ

p.s.  How could you fail "Sex Ed"?!?

On Fri, 9 May 2008 14:17:52 -0500,  wrote:

>
>"Onideus Mad Hatter"  wrote in message 
>news:e6t824dqorci829fdiaj9n951u1265q2hp@4ax.com...
>> On Thu, 8 May 2008 12:02:32 -0500,  wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>"ah"  wrote in message
>>>news:4822b9b6$0$43447$892e0abb@auth.newsreader.octanews.com...
>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>> On Wed, 07 May 2008 21:01:36 -0400, ah  wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>> On Tue, 06 May 2008 19:59:24 -0400, ah  wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 04 May 2008 00:44:53 -0400, ah  
>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 28 Apr 2008 00:33:06 -0400, ah 
>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:40:53 -0400, ah 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jonathan Herr wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ah wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 07:00:14 -0400, ah
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>  wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 08 Apr 2008 23:53:05 +0100, Marty P Snyder wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 08 Apr 2008 18:20:10 -0400, Dean Dark
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>  wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 08 Apr 2008 18:31:36 +0100, Geoff Berrow
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>  wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Flame wars have been a tradition in Usenet since it
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> began.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I can't be arsed to respond in the proper place, and I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> suspect
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> most people here won't either.  This is a very 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> misguided
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> RFD,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> probably just someone trying to make a 'point' of some
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sort.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> For those interested, there is a long-established 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Usenet
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> group,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.flame, that serves precisely the function described
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in this
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> RFD.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> However, alt.flame is a place of bare fangs and claws,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and no
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mercy. It can be pretty entertaining but it's not for
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> amateurs
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> who are simply a bit miffed about someone and who want
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> somewhere
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to vent.  Do that in alt.flame and you will get eaten
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alive.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> More so, since you won't understand the culture there
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> until it's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *way* too late.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> One source of fresh meat in alt.flame is from people 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> who
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> crosspost a response to some niggling pissing match in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> there...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh, do fuck off!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Everyone knows that alt.flame is full of spotty,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pseudo-intellectual, masturbation obsessed, practicing 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (or
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> potential) child molesters who, in real life, couldn't
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fight
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> their way out of a paper bag.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.flame - where the dregs of society congregate.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah AF really is a sad, pathetic little froup 'o
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tards...although
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I wouldn't necessarily put them into a category as 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pathetic
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> as say
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the PoEtards or SA or ED...mostly in that those online
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> communities
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> are primarily fueled by tweenage muppet fucks where as
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> those in AF
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> are primarily adults who just never matured past the age 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 12...in other words they're plainly retarded and it just
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> isn't
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> right to go blaming things on those who are "special".  I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mean
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it's not their fault that God made them retarded, so they
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shouldn't be attacked for it in the same way that spazzy
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> little
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tweenage muppet fucks should, because at least those
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> droolers have
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the potential and ability to evolve beyond their wretched
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stupidity.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You are a Follet sock, AICMF?!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What the fuck are you babbling about?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Your postings are Folletacious.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And you're a dumbarse for not removing the sigs from the 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> posts.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or are you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> too lazy to do so?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>When you learn to read articles, come back and we'll discuss 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>matter.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Until then:  shuttup.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> When you learn that you can't make people on Usenet "shuttup",
>>>>>>>>>>>>> come
>>>>>>>>>>>>> back and maybe we'll all stop laughing at you, newfag.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Aww . . . dats why they call you Daiperboi, eh?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/31804acd3d6ecf06
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> You're a lil slow so I thought I'd help you out, Newfag.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>You're mumbling, again.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> You're fumbling, again.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>You're crumbling, again.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You're succumbing, again.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You're plumbing, again.
>>>>>
>>>>> Yeah, I'm "plumbing" your ass with your own fuckin idiocy.  LOL
>>>>
>>>> You're mother must be proud.
>>>>
>>>> Oh!  Look:  here she comes, now.
>>>>
>>>> Do you get cookies /every/ night?
>>>
>>>She delivers them to Hatter right after she leaves my house after sucking 
>>>my
>>>dick to climax!
>>>
>>>The first thing she does when she walks in the door is give Hatter a Big
>>>Juicy (my Jizz) Kiss!
>>>
>>>Hatter slips her the tongue to get every last drop of my Jizz as he just
>>>luvs the creamy taste!
>>>
>>>Lastly she masterbates him while he eats his cookies, then she takes his 
>>>few
>>>drops of spunk down her throat!
>>>
>>>It's a special "Mother - Son" event.
>>>
>>>She then asks him why he doesn't have any girl friends and he has to 
>>>explain
>>>to her (again) that he is Gay!
>>>
>>>As tears swell-up in her eyes she tucks his "Gay Ass" in bed and leaves to
>>>finish her list of "Johns".
>>>
>>>"ah", you should invite him to your and Art's "Gay Toga Party" this
>>>week-end.
>>>
>>>Even a Gay Slob like Hatter needs LUV, even if it's Gay!
>>>
>>>Your Pal,
>>>HJ
>>>
>>
>> Something about your lil story makes it ALL fall apart though...you
>> have no balls.
>
>WRONG!
>
>>
>> You sorta need those to be able to produce any "jizz"
>
>WRONG!
>  I
>> think it best you rethink your delusions a bit, maybe with a few less
>> plot holes next time.
>
>WRONG!
>
>HJ
>
>p.s.  How could you fail "Sex Ed"?!? 

Methinks thou dost protest too much, No-balls.  Or maybe, what you
MEAN to say is that your balls simply haven't dropped yet.  Is that
it?

 --

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the 
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you 
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity 
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct 
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others 
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start 
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that 
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just 
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere. 
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, 
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly 
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip 
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand 
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible 
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even 
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, 
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you 
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton 
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a 
function?" 

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. 
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast 
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken?  Really?  You're sure?  Awww, 
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!"    `, )

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Fri, 9 May 2008 14:17:52 -0500,  wrote:
>
>>
>> "Onideus Mad Hatter"  wrote in
>> message news:e6t824dqorci829fdiaj9n951u1265q2hp@4ax.com...
>>> On Thu, 8 May 2008 12:02:32 -0500, 
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> "ah"  wrote in message
>>>> news:4822b9b6$0$43447$892e0abb@auth.newsreader.octanews.com...
>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>> On Wed, 07 May 2008 21:01:36 -0400, ah 
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>> On Tue, 06 May 2008 19:59:24 -0400, ah 
>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 04 May 2008 00:44:53 -0400, ah
>>>>>>>>>>  wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 28 Apr 2008 00:33:06 -0400, ah
>>>>>>>>>>>>  wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:40:53 -0400, ah
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>  wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jonathan Herr wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ah wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 07:00:14 -0400, ah
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>  wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 08 Apr 2008 23:53:05 +0100, Marty P Snyder
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 08 Apr 2008 18:20:10 -0400, Dean Dark
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>  wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 08 Apr 2008 18:31:36 +0100, Geoff Berrow
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>  wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Flame wars have been a tradition in Usenet
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> since it began.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I can't be arsed to respond in the proper place,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and I suspect
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> most people here won't either.  This is a very
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> misguided
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> RFD,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> probably just someone trying to make a 'point'
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of some sort.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> For those interested, there is a long-established
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Usenet
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> group,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.flame, that serves precisely the function
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> described in this
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> RFD.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> However, alt.flame is a place of bare fangs and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> claws, and no
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mercy. It can be pretty entertaining but it's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> not for amateurs
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> who are simply a bit miffed about someone and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> who want somewhere
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to vent.  Do that in alt.flame and you will get
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> eaten alive.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> More so, since you won't understand the culture
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> there until it's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *way* too late.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> One source of fresh meat in alt.flame is from
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> people who
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> crosspost a response to some niggling pissing
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> match in there...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh, do fuck off!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Everyone knows that alt.flame is full of spotty,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pseudo-intellectual, masturbation obsessed,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> practicing (or
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> potential) child molesters who, in real life,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> couldn't fight
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> their way out of a paper bag.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.flame - where the dregs of society congregate.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah AF really is a sad, pathetic little froup 'o
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tards...although
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I wouldn't necessarily put them into a category as
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pathetic
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> as say
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the PoEtards or SA or ED...mostly in that those
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> online communities
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> are primarily fueled by tweenage muppet fucks
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> where as those in AF
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> are primarily adults who just never matured past
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the age of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 12...in other words they're plainly retarded and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it just isn't
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> right to go blaming things on those who are
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "special".  I mean
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it's not their fault that God made them retarded,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> so they shouldn't be attacked for it in the same
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> way that spazzy little
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tweenage muppet fucks should, because at least
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> those droolers have
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the potential and ability to evolve beyond their
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wretched stupidity.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You are a Follet sock, AICMF?!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What the fuck are you babbling about?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Your postings are Folletacious.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And you're a dumbarse for not removing the sigs from
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the posts.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or are you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> too lazy to do so?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> When you learn to read articles, come back and we'll
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> discuss the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> matter.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Until then:  shuttup.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> When you learn that you can't make people on Usenet
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "shuttup", come
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> back and maybe we'll all stop laughing at you, newfag.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aww . . . dats why they call you Daiperboi, eh?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/31804acd3d6ecf06
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> You're a lil slow so I thought I'd help you out, Newfag.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> You're mumbling, again.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> You're fumbling, again.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> You're crumbling, again.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You're succumbing, again.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You're plumbing, again.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Yeah, I'm "plumbing" your ass with your own fuckin idiocy.  LOL
>>>>>
>>>>> You're mother must be proud.
>>>>>
>>>>> Oh!  Look:  here she comes, now.
>>>>>
>>>>> Do you get cookies /every/ night?
>>>>
>>>> She delivers them to Hatter right after she leaves my house after
>>>> sucking my
>>>> dick to climax!
>>>>
>>>> The first thing she does when she walks in the door is give Hatter
>>>> a Big Juicy (my Jizz) Kiss!
>>>>
>>>> Hatter slips her the tongue to get every last drop of my Jizz as
>>>> he just luvs the creamy taste!
>>>>
>>>> Lastly she masterbates him while he eats his cookies, then she
>>>> takes his few
>>>> drops of spunk down her throat!
>>>>
>>>> It's a special "Mother - Son" event.
>>>>
>>>> She then asks him why he doesn't have any girl friends and he has
>>>> to explain
>>>> to her (again) that he is Gay!
>>>>
>>>> As tears swell-up in her eyes she tucks his "Gay Ass" in bed and
>>>> leaves to finish her list of "Johns".
>>>>
>>>> "ah", you should invite him to your and Art's "Gay Toga Party" this
>>>> week-end.
>>>>
>>>> Even a Gay Slob like Hatter needs LUV, even if it's Gay!
>>>>
>>>> Your Pal,
>>>> HJ
>>>>
>>>
>>> Something about your lil story makes it ALL fall apart though...you
>>> have no balls.
>>
>> WRONG!
>>
>>>
>>> You sorta need those to be able to produce any "jizz"
>>
>> WRONG!
>>  I
>>> think it best you rethink your delusions a bit, maybe with a few
>>> less plot holes next time.
>>
>> WRONG!
>>
>> HJ
>>
>> p.s.  How could you fail "Sex Ed"?!?
>
> Methinks thou dost protest too much, No-balls.  Or maybe, what you
> MEAN to say is that your balls simply haven't dropped yet.  Is that
> it?
>
I think when he says 'WRONG, WRONG, WRONG' he means 'RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT'.

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