Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 01:44:45 -0400, ah  wrote:
> 
>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 07:00:14 -0400, ah  wrote:
>>> 
>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>> On Tue, 08 Apr 2008 23:53:05 +0100, Marty P Snyder wrote:
>>>>> 
>>>>>>On Tue, 08 Apr 2008 18:20:10 -0400, Dean Dark
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Tue, 08 Apr 2008 18:31:36 +0100, Geoff Berrow
>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Flame wars have been a tradition in Usenet since it began.  
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I can't be arsed to respond in the proper place, and I suspect most
>>>>>>>people here won't either.  This is a very misguided RFD, probably just
>>>>>>>someone trying to make a 'point' of some sort.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>For those interested, there is a long-established Usenet group,
>>>>>>>alt.flame, that serves precisely the function described in this RFD.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>However, alt.flame is a place of bare fangs and claws, and no mercy.
>>>>>>>It can be pretty entertaining but it's not for amateurs who are simply
>>>>>>>a bit miffed about someone and who want somewhere to vent.  Do that in
>>>>>>>alt.flame and you will get eaten alive.  More so, since you won't
>>>>>>>understand the culture there until it's *way* too late.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>One source of fresh meat in alt.flame is from people who crosspost a
>>>>>>>response to some niggling pissing match in there...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Oh, do fuck off!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Everyone knows that alt.flame is full of spotty, pseudo-intellectual,
>>>>>>masturbation obsessed, practicing (or potential) child molesters who, in
>>>>>>real life, couldn't fight their way out of a paper bag.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>alt.flame - where the dregs of society congregate.
>>>>> 
>>>>> Yeah AF really is a sad, pathetic little froup 'o tards...although I
>>>>> wouldn't necessarily put them into a category as pathetic as say the
>>>>> PoEtards or SA or ED...mostly in that those online communities are
>>>>> primarily fueled by tweenage muppet fucks where as those in AF are
>>>>> primarily adults who just never matured past the age of 12...in other
>>>>> words they're plainly retarded and it just isn't right to go blaming
>>>>> things on those who are "special".  I mean it's not their fault that
>>>>> God made them retarded, so they shouldn't be attacked for it in the
>>>>> same way that spazzy little tweenage muppet fucks should, because at
>>>>> least those droolers have the potential and ability to evolve beyond
>>>>> their wretched stupidity.
>>>>> 
>>>>>  --
>>>>> 
>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>> mhm ¹ x ¹
>>>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net
>>>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> Hatter Quotes
>>>>> -------------
>>>>> "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
>>>>> 
>>>>> "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the 
>>>>> best."
>>>>> 
>>>>> "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you 
>>>>> with it."
>>>>> 
>>>>> "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>>>>> 
>>>>> "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
>>>>> 
>>>>> "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
>>>>> 
>>>>> "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
>>>>> bad."
>>>>> 
>>>>> "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
>>>>> 
>>>>> "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>>>>> 
>>>>> "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity 
>>>>> of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
>>>>> 
>>>>> "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct 
>>>>> that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others 
>>>>> of its relevancy."
>>>>> 
>>>>> "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start 
>>>>> creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
>>>>> 
>>>>> "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>>>>> 
>>>>> "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that 
>>>>> they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just 
>>>>> givin em out for free."
>>>>> 
>>>>> "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere. 
>>>>> So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, 
>>>>> to their merry little mess."
>>>>> 
>>>>> "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly 
>>>>> horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip 
>>>>> their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand 
>>>>> sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible 
>>>>> images burned into their tiny little minds'."
>>>>> 
>>>>> "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even 
>>>>> properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>>>>> 
>>>>> "Those who record history are those who control history."
>>>>> 
>>>>> "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, 
>>>>> endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you 
>>>>> don't get sent to me...I come for you."
>>>>> 
>>>>> "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton 
>>>>> tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
>>>>> 
>>>>> "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a 
>>>>> function?" 
>>>>> 
>>>>> "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. 
>>>>> Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast 
>>>>> indicates an increase in Webtv users."
>>>>> 
>>>>> "Is my .sig delimiter broken?  Really?  You're sure?  Awww, 
>>>>> gee...that's too bad...for YOU!"    `, )
>>>>
>>>>You are a Follet sock, AICMF£!
>>> 
>>> What the fuck are you babbling about?
>>
>>Your postings are Folletacious.
> 
> Was that the "word of the day" on PBS?  Yer mom has been using the
> television as your babysitter again, hasn't she?

That's strike number two.

> 
>  --
> 
> Onideus Mad Hatter
> mhm ¹ x ¹
> http://www.backwater-productions.net
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
> 
> 
> Hatter Quotes
> -------------
> "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
> 
> "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the 
> best."
> 
> "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you 
> with it."
> 
> "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
> 
> "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
> 
> "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
> 
> "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
> bad."
> 
> "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
> 
> "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
> 
> "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity 
> of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
> 
> "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct 
> that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others 
> of its relevancy."
> 
> "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start 
> creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
> 
> "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
> 
> "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that 
> they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just 
> givin em out for free."
> 
> "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere. 
> So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, 
> to their merry little mess."
> 
> "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly 
> horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip 
> their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand 
> sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible 
> images burned into their tiny little minds'."
> 
> "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even 
> properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
> 
> "Those who record history are those who control history."
> 
> "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, 
> endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you 
> don't get sent to me...I come for you."
> 
> "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton 
> tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
> 
> "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a 
> function?" 
> 
> "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. 
> Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast 
> indicates an increase in Webtv users."
> 
> "Is my .sig delimiter broken?  Really?  You're sure?  Awww, 
> gee...that's too bad...for YOU!"    `, )


-- 
ah

On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:42:15 -0400, ah  wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 01:44:45 -0400, ah  wrote:
>> 
>>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 07:00:14 -0400, ah  wrote:
>>>> 
>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>> On Tue, 08 Apr 2008 23:53:05 +0100, Marty P Snyder wrote:
>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>On Tue, 08 Apr 2008 18:20:10 -0400, Dean Dark
>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Tue, 08 Apr 2008 18:31:36 +0100, Geoff Berrow
>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Flame wars have been a tradition in Usenet since it began.  
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I can't be arsed to respond in the proper place, and I suspect most
>>>>>>>>people here won't either.  This is a very misguided RFD, probably just
>>>>>>>>someone trying to make a 'point' of some sort.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>For those interested, there is a long-established Usenet group,
>>>>>>>>alt.flame, that serves precisely the function described in this RFD.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>However, alt.flame is a place of bare fangs and claws, and no mercy.
>>>>>>>>It can be pretty entertaining but it's not for amateurs who are simply
>>>>>>>>a bit miffed about someone and who want somewhere to vent.  Do that in
>>>>>>>>alt.flame and you will get eaten alive.  More so, since you won't
>>>>>>>>understand the culture there until it's *way* too late.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>One source of fresh meat in alt.flame is from people who crosspost a
>>>>>>>>response to some niggling pissing match in there...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Oh, do fuck off!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Everyone knows that alt.flame is full of spotty, pseudo-intellectual,
>>>>>>>masturbation obsessed, practicing (or potential) child molesters who, in
>>>>>>>real life, couldn't fight their way out of a paper bag.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>alt.flame - where the dregs of society congregate.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Yeah AF really is a sad, pathetic little froup 'o tards...although I
>>>>>> wouldn't necessarily put them into a category as pathetic as say the
>>>>>> PoEtards or SA or ED...mostly in that those online communities are
>>>>>> primarily fueled by tweenage muppet fucks where as those in AF are
>>>>>> primarily adults who just never matured past the age of 12...in other
>>>>>> words they're plainly retarded and it just isn't right to go blaming
>>>>>> things on those who are "special".  I mean it's not their fault that
>>>>>> God made them retarded, so they shouldn't be attacked for it in the
>>>>>> same way that spazzy little tweenage muppet fucks should, because at
>>>>>> least those droolers have the potential and ability to evolve beyond
>>>>>> their wretched stupidity.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>>  --
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>> mhm ¹ x ¹
>>>>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net
>>>>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Hatter Quotes
>>>>>> -------------
>>>>>> "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the 
>>>>>> best."
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you 
>>>>>> with it."
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
>>>>>> bad."
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity 
>>>>>> of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct 
>>>>>> that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others 
>>>>>> of its relevancy."
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start 
>>>>>> creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that 
>>>>>> they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just 
>>>>>> givin em out for free."
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere. 
>>>>>> So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, 
>>>>>> to their merry little mess."
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly 
>>>>>> horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip 
>>>>>> their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand 
>>>>>> sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible 
>>>>>> images burned into their tiny little minds'."
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even 
>>>>>> properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> "Those who record history are those who control history."
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, 
>>>>>> endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you 
>>>>>> don't get sent to me...I come for you."
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton 
>>>>>> tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a 
>>>>>> function?" 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. 
>>>>>> Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast 
>>>>>> indicates an increase in Webtv users."
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> "Is my .sig delimiter broken?  Really?  You're sure?  Awww, 
>>>>>> gee...that's too bad...for YOU!"    `, )
>>>>>
>>>>>You are a Follet sock, AICMF£!
>>>> 
>>>> What the fuck are you babbling about?
>>>
>>>Your postings are Folletacious.
>> 
>> Was that the "word of the day" on PBS?  Yer mom has been using the
>> television as your babysitter again, hasn't she?
>
>That's strike number two.

Hey you're finally back, what happened?  Did you get grounded from the
Internet for a week?  *nods*

 --

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the 
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you 
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity 
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct 
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others 
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start 
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that 
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just 
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere. 
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, 
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly 
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip 
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand 
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible 
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even 
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, 
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you 
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton 
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a 
function?" 

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. 
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast 
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken?  Really?  You're sure?  Awww, 
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!"    `, )

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:42:15 -0400, ah  wrote:
> 
>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>> On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 01:44:45 -0400, ah  wrote:
>>> 
>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 07:00:14 -0400, ah  wrote:
>>>>> 
>>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>> On Tue, 08 Apr 2008 23:53:05 +0100, Marty P Snyder wrote:
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>On Tue, 08 Apr 2008 18:20:10 -0400, Dean Dark
>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 08 Apr 2008 18:31:36 +0100, Geoff Berrow
>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Flame wars have been a tradition in Usenet since it began.  
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>I can't be arsed to respond in the proper place, and I suspect most
>>>>>>>>>people here won't either.  This is a very misguided RFD, probably just
>>>>>>>>>someone trying to make a 'point' of some sort.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>For those interested, there is a long-established Usenet group,
>>>>>>>>>alt.flame, that serves precisely the function described in this RFD.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>However, alt.flame is a place of bare fangs and claws, and no mercy.
>>>>>>>>>It can be pretty entertaining but it's not for amateurs who are simply
>>>>>>>>>a bit miffed about someone and who want somewhere to vent.  Do that in
>>>>>>>>>alt.flame and you will get eaten alive.  More so, since you won't
>>>>>>>>>understand the culture there until it's *way* too late.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>One source of fresh meat in alt.flame is from people who crosspost a
>>>>>>>>>response to some niggling pissing match in there...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Oh, do fuck off!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Everyone knows that alt.flame is full of spotty, pseudo-intellectual,
>>>>>>>>masturbation obsessed, practicing (or potential) child molesters who, in
>>>>>>>>real life, couldn't fight their way out of a paper bag.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>alt.flame - where the dregs of society congregate.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Yeah AF really is a sad, pathetic little froup 'o tards...although I
>>>>>>> wouldn't necessarily put them into a category as pathetic as say the
>>>>>>> PoEtards or SA or ED...mostly in that those online communities are
>>>>>>> primarily fueled by tweenage muppet fucks where as those in AF are
>>>>>>> primarily adults who just never matured past the age of 12...in other
>>>>>>> words they're plainly retarded and it just isn't right to go blaming
>>>>>>> things on those who are "special".  I mean it's not their fault that
>>>>>>> God made them retarded, so they shouldn't be attacked for it in the
>>>>>>> same way that spazzy little tweenage muppet fucks should, because at
>>>>>>> least those droolers have the potential and ability to evolve beyond
>>>>>>> their wretched stupidity.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>  --
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>> mhm ¹ x ¹
>>>>>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net
>>>>>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Hatter Quotes
>>>>>>> -------------
>>>>>>> "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the 
>>>>>>> best."
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you 
>>>>>>> with it."
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
>>>>>>> bad."
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity 
>>>>>>> of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct 
>>>>>>> that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others 
>>>>>>> of its relevancy."
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start 
>>>>>>> creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that 
>>>>>>> they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just 
>>>>>>> givin em out for free."
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere. 
>>>>>>> So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, 
>>>>>>> to their merry little mess."
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly 
>>>>>>> horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip 
>>>>>>> their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand 
>>>>>>> sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible 
>>>>>>> images burned into their tiny little minds'."
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even 
>>>>>>> properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> "Those who record history are those who control history."
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, 
>>>>>>> endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you 
>>>>>>> don't get sent to me...I come for you."
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton 
>>>>>>> tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a 
>>>>>>> function?" 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. 
>>>>>>> Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast 
>>>>>>> indicates an increase in Webtv users."
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> "Is my .sig delimiter broken?  Really?  You're sure?  Awww, 
>>>>>>> gee...that's too bad...for YOU!"    `, )
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You are a Follet sock, AICMF£!
>>>>> 
>>>>> What the fuck are you babbling about?
>>>>
>>>>Your postings are Folletacious.
>>> 
>>> Was that the "word of the day" on PBS?  Yer mom has been using the
>>> television as your babysitter again, hasn't she?
>>
>>That's strike number two.
> 
> Hey you're finally back, what happened?  Did you get grounded from the
> Internet for a week?  *nods*

Work.

You wouldn't understand.

> 
>  --
> 
> Onideus Mad Hatter
> mhm ¹ x ¹
> http://www.backwater-productions.net
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
> 
> 
> Hatter Quotes
> -------------
> "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
> 
> "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the 
> best."
> 
> "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you 
> with it."
> 
> "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
> 
> "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
> 
> "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
> 
> "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
> bad."
> 
> "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
> 
> "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
> 
> "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity 
> of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
> 
> "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct 
> that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others 
> of its relevancy."
> 
> "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start 
> creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
> 
> "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
> 
> "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that 
> they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just 
> givin em out for free."
> 
> "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere. 
> So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, 
> to their merry little mess."
> 
> "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly 
> horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip 
> their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand 
> sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible 
> images burned into their tiny little minds'."
> 
> "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even 
> properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
> 
> "Those who record history are those who control history."
> 
> "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, 
> endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you 
> don't get sent to me...I come for you."
> 
> "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton 
> tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
> 
> "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a 
> function?" 
> 
> "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. 
> Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast 
> indicates an increase in Webtv users."
> 
> "Is my .sig delimiter broken?  Really?  You're sure?  Awww, 
> gee...that's too bad...for YOU!"    `, )


-- 
ah

On Mon, 28 Apr 2008 00:33:56 -0400, ah  wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:42:15 -0400, ah  wrote:
>> 
>>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>> On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 01:44:45 -0400, ah  wrote:
>>>> 
>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 07:00:14 -0400, ah  wrote:
>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>> On Tue, 08 Apr 2008 23:53:05 +0100, Marty P Snyder wrote:
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 08 Apr 2008 18:20:10 -0400, Dean Dark
>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 08 Apr 2008 18:31:36 +0100, Geoff Berrow
>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Flame wars have been a tradition in Usenet since it began.  
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>I can't be arsed to respond in the proper place, and I suspect most
>>>>>>>>>>people here won't either.  This is a very misguided RFD, probably just
>>>>>>>>>>someone trying to make a 'point' of some sort.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>For those interested, there is a long-established Usenet group,
>>>>>>>>>>alt.flame, that serves precisely the function described in this RFD.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>However, alt.flame is a place of bare fangs and claws, and no mercy.
>>>>>>>>>>It can be pretty entertaining but it's not for amateurs who are simply
>>>>>>>>>>a bit miffed about someone and who want somewhere to vent.  Do that in
>>>>>>>>>>alt.flame and you will get eaten alive.  More so, since you won't
>>>>>>>>>>understand the culture there until it's *way* too late.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>One source of fresh meat in alt.flame is from people who crosspost a
>>>>>>>>>>response to some niggling pissing match in there...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Oh, do fuck off!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Everyone knows that alt.flame is full of spotty, pseudo-intellectual,
>>>>>>>>>masturbation obsessed, practicing (or potential) child molesters who, in
>>>>>>>>>real life, couldn't fight their way out of a paper bag.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>alt.flame - where the dregs of society congregate.
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> Yeah AF really is a sad, pathetic little froup 'o tards...although I
>>>>>>>> wouldn't necessarily put them into a category as pathetic as say the
>>>>>>>> PoEtards or SA or ED...mostly in that those online communities are
>>>>>>>> primarily fueled by tweenage muppet fucks where as those in AF are
>>>>>>>> primarily adults who just never matured past the age of 12...in other
>>>>>>>> words they're plainly retarded and it just isn't right to go blaming
>>>>>>>> things on those who are "special".  I mean it's not their fault that
>>>>>>>> God made them retarded, so they shouldn't be attacked for it in the
>>>>>>>> same way that spazzy little tweenage muppet fucks should, because at
>>>>>>>> least those droolers have the potential and ability to evolve beyond
>>>>>>>> their wretched stupidity.
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>  --
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>> mhm ¹ x ¹
>>>>>>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net
>>>>>>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> Hatter Quotes
>>>>>>>> -------------
>>>>>>>> "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the 
>>>>>>>> best."
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you 
>>>>>>>> with it."
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
>>>>>>>> bad."
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity 
>>>>>>>> of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct 
>>>>>>>> that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others 
>>>>>>>> of its relevancy."
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start 
>>>>>>>> creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that 
>>>>>>>> they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just 
>>>>>>>> givin em out for free."
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere. 
>>>>>>>> So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, 
>>>>>>>> to their merry little mess."
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly 
>>>>>>>> horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip 
>>>>>>>> their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand 
>>>>>>>> sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible 
>>>>>>>> images burned into their tiny little minds'."
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even 
>>>>>>>> properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> "Those who record history are those who control history."
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, 
>>>>>>>> endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you 
>>>>>>>> don't get sent to me...I come for you."
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton 
>>>>>>>> tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a 
>>>>>>>> function?" 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. 
>>>>>>>> Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast 
>>>>>>>> indicates an increase in Webtv users."
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> "Is my .sig delimiter broken?  Really?  You're sure?  Awww, 
>>>>>>>> gee...that's too bad...for YOU!"    `, )
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>You are a Follet sock, AICMF£!
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> What the fuck are you babbling about?
>>>>>
>>>>>Your postings are Folletacious.
>>>> 
>>>> Was that the "word of the day" on PBS?  Yer mom has been using the
>>>> television as your babysitter again, hasn't she?
>>>
>>>That's strike number two.
>> 
>> Hey you're finally back, what happened?  Did you get grounded from the
>> Internet for a week?  *nods*
>
>Work.
>
>You wouldn't understand.

Well, seeing as how *I* work, not only a REAL job which involves
actual physical movement, but I also run my own company doing quite a
lot of freelance work and uh...well I don't seem to have any problem
at all posting semi-regularly...so yeah, I guess I can't understand
what the fuck is wrong with you.

However, I really don't think I need to, because I believe that
Occham's Razor applies to your situation quite conveniently in that
the SIMPLEST explanation for your absence is simply that you got
grounded for a week and weren't allowed to use the computer.  That
sure makes a LOT more sense than whiny little pathetic "I was
working!" backpedal.

 --

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the 
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you 
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity 
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct 
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others 
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start 
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that 
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just 
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere. 
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, 
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly 
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip 
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand 
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible 
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even 
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, 
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you 
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton 
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a 
function?" 

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. 
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast 
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken?  Really?  You're sure?  Awww, 
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!"    `, )

Walla Walla's very own Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, defender of purloined
foreign languages, expert on "logistical fallacies", Dairy Queen incendiary
advisor, Budweiser apologist, Wal-mart wage-slave, lino aficionado, wanker,
plagiarist, lover of all things Menjy, inept spell-lamer, public whistler,
polyglot, mime-artist, estate agent, nose-picker, epic failure, research
physicist, organic chemist and ignoble spankard wrote:

>Occham's Razor 

Whose razor? 

-- 
Flamer to the Gentry -- Prof. IACW -- mhm 20x8 -- "ludus non nisi sanguineus"	
http://www.reikanido.com/iacw 
It exists. Thanks, Bozo.

"Did you graduate college?  Have you even gone to college?  Cause I've done
both, which is something I think you haven't done, because you are getting
all upset when I am proving how intelligent."

Jonathan "don't call me a homo" Herr proving how intelligent in 
<47f18696$0$16691$4c368faf@roadrunner.com>

"I make over a $100 a day"
Walla Walla's very own Jamos Ludbunski bragging about his $24000 Wal-Mart salary

On Thu, 01 May 2008 22:37:32 +0200, 'Menjy' 
wrote:

>Walla Walla's very own Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, defender of purloined
>foreign languages, expert on "logistical fallacies", Dairy Queen incendiary
>advisor, Budweiser apologist, Wal-mart wage-slave, lino aficionado, wanker,
>plagiarist, lover of all things Menjy, inept spell-lamer, public whistler,
>polyglot, mime-artist, estate agent, nose-picker, epic failure, research
>physicist, organic chemist and ignoble spankard wrote:
>
>>Occham's Razor 
>
>Whose razor? 

you know, whatsisnames.  thats right.  right?

-- 
dave hillstrom   mhm15x4   zrbj

<This space for rent.>

'Menjy' wrote:
> Walla Walla's very own Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, defender of
> purloined foreign languages, expert on "logistical fallacies", Dairy
> Queen incendiary advisor, Budweiser apologist, Wal-mart wage-slave,
> lino aficionado, wanker, plagiarist, lover of all things Menjy, inept
> spell-lamer, public whistler, polyglot, mime-artist, estate agent,
> nose-picker, epic failure, research physicist, organic chemist and
> ignoble spankard wrote:
>
>> Occham's Razor
>
> Whose razor?

Spelling lame.

-- 
In the immortal words of §ñühw¤£f:
This is you not giving a shit?
HA HA I MADE YUO POST!
I win & stuff.

"Over the years, I've seen many jerks come and go. The latest crop is
not as smart. They're less ass and more hole or is it the other way
around? <snicker>" The Daring Dufas

How do he produce so much doo-doo so fast? It's amazing!
The Daring Dufas

Yeah, UPS, Usenet Performance Stupidity.  ^_^
Onideus Mad Hatter

Golly Wiggle!
Uncle Monster

dave hillstrom wrote:
> On Thu, 01 May 2008 22:37:32 +0200, 'Menjy' 
> wrote:
>
>> Walla Walla's very own Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, defender of
>> purloined foreign languages, expert on "logistical fallacies", Dairy
>> Queen incendiary advisor, Budweiser apologist, Wal-mart wage-slave,
>> lino aficionado, wanker, plagiarist, lover of all things Menjy,
>> inept spell-lamer, public whistler, polyglot, mime-artist, estate
>> agent, nose-picker, epic failure, research physicist, organic
>> chemist and ignoble spankard wrote:
>>
>>> Occham's Razor
>>
>> Whose razor?
>
> you know, whatsisnames.  thats right.  right?

If you (Menjy) can't figure it out, then I guess you never will.

PS: Occam's Razor

-- 
In the immortal words of §ñühw¤£f:
This is you not giving a shit?
HA HA I MADE YUO POST!
I win & stuff.

"Over the years, I've seen many jerks come and go. The latest crop is
not as smart. They're less ass and more hole or is it the other way
around? <snicker>" The Daring Dufas

How do he produce so much doo-doo so fast? It's amazing!
The Daring Dufas

Yeah, UPS, Usenet Performance Stupidity.  ^_^
Onideus Mad Hatter

Golly Wiggle!
Uncle Monster

Jonathan Herr wrote:
>'Menjy' wrote:
>> Walla Walla's very own Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, defender of
>> purloined foreign languages, expert on "logistical fallacies", Dairy
>> Queen incendiary advisor, Budweiser apologist, Wal-mart wage-slave,
>> lino aficionado, wanker, plagiarist, lover of all things Menjy, inept
>> spell-lamer, public whistler, polyglot, mime-artist, estate agent,
>> nose-picker, epic failure, research physicist, organic chemist and
>> ignoble spankard wrote:
>>
>>> Occham's Razor
>>
>> Whose razor?
>
>Spelling lame.

Homo.

-- 
Flamer to the Gentry -- Prof. IACW -- mhm 20x8 -- "ludus non nisi sanguineus"	
http://www.reikanido.com/iacw 
It exists. Thanks, Bozo.

"Did you graduate college?  Have you even gone to college?  Cause I've done
both, which is something I think you haven't done, because you are getting
all upset when I am proving how intelligent."

Jonathan "don't call me a homo" Herr proving how intelligent in 
<47f18696$0$16691$4c368faf@roadrunner.com>

"I make over a $100 a day"
Walla Walla's very own Jamos Ludbunski bragging about his $24000 Wal-Mart salary

On Thu, 01 May 2008 22:37:32 +0200, 'Menjy' 
wrote:

>Walla Walla's very own Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, defender of purloined
>foreign languages, expert on "logistical fallacies", Dairy Queen incendiary
>advisor, Budweiser apologist, Wal-mart wage-slave, lino aficionado, wanker,
>plagiarist, lover of all things Menjy, inept spell-lamer, public whistler,
>polyglot, mime-artist, estate agent, nose-picker, epic failure, research
>physicist, organic chemist and ignoble spankard wrote:
>
>>Occham's Razor 
>
>Whose razor? 

The one yer mom used to slice her wrists open after she pulled you out
with a coat hanger.

 --

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the 
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you 
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity 
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct 
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others 
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start 
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that 
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just 
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere. 
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, 
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly 
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip 
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand 
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible 
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even 
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, 
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you 
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton 
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a 
function?" 

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. 
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast 
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken?  Really?  You're sure?  Awww, 
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!"    `, )

On Sun, 04 May 2008 00:07:23 +0200, 'Menjy' 
wrote:

>Jonathan Herr wrote:
>>'Menjy' wrote:
>>> Walla Walla's very own Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, defender of
>>> purloined foreign languages, expert on "logistical fallacies", Dairy
>>> Queen incendiary advisor, Budweiser apologist, Wal-mart wage-slave,
>>> lino aficionado, wanker, plagiarist, lover of all things Menjy, inept
>>> spell-lamer, public whistler, polyglot, mime-artist, estate agent,
>>> nose-picker, epic failure, research physicist, organic chemist and
>>> ignoble spankard wrote:
>>>
>>>> Occham's Razor
>>>
>>> Whose razor?
>>
>>Spelling lame.
>
>Homo.

How much jug wine are you drinking this Saturday night, Mingy?  Also,
will Gary be over later for a lil "homo" fun?

 --

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the 
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you 
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity 
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct 
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others 
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start 
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that 
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just 
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere. 
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, 
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly 
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip 
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand 
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible 
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even 
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, 
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you 
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton 
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a 
function?" 

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. 
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast 
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken?  Really?  You're sure?  Awww, 
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!"    `, )

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Mon, 28 Apr 2008 00:33:56 -0400, ah  wrote:
> 
>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>> On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:42:15 -0400, ah  wrote:
>>> 
>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>> On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 01:44:45 -0400, ah  wrote:
>>>>> 
>>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 07:00:14 -0400, ah  wrote:
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 08 Apr 2008 23:53:05 +0100, Marty P Snyder wrote:
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 08 Apr 2008 18:20:10 -0400, Dean Dark
>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 08 Apr 2008 18:31:36 +0100, Geoff Berrow
>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Flame wars have been a tradition in Usenet since it began.  
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>I can't be arsed to respond in the proper place, and I suspect most
>>>>>>>>>>>people here won't either.  This is a very misguided RFD, probably just
>>>>>>>>>>>someone trying to make a 'point' of some sort.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>For those interested, there is a long-established Usenet group,
>>>>>>>>>>>alt.flame, that serves precisely the function described in this RFD.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>However, alt.flame is a place of bare fangs and claws, and no mercy.
>>>>>>>>>>>It can be pretty entertaining but it's not for amateurs who are simply
>>>>>>>>>>>a bit miffed about someone and who want somewhere to vent.  Do that in
>>>>>>>>>>>alt.flame and you will get eaten alive.  More so, since you won't
>>>>>>>>>>>understand the culture there until it's *way* too late.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>One source of fresh meat in alt.flame is from people who crosspost a
>>>>>>>>>>>response to some niggling pissing match in there...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Oh, do fuck off!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Everyone knows that alt.flame is full of spotty, pseudo-intellectual,
>>>>>>>>>>masturbation obsessed, practicing (or potential) child molesters who, in
>>>>>>>>>>real life, couldn't fight their way out of a paper bag.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>alt.flame - where the dregs of society congregate.
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> Yeah AF really is a sad, pathetic little froup 'o tards...although I
>>>>>>>>> wouldn't necessarily put them into a category as pathetic as say the
>>>>>>>>> PoEtards or SA or ED...mostly in that those online communities are
>>>>>>>>> primarily fueled by tweenage muppet fucks where as those in AF are
>>>>>>>>> primarily adults who just never matured past the age of 12...in other
>>>>>>>>> words they're plainly retarded and it just isn't right to go blaming
>>>>>>>>> things on those who are "special".  I mean it's not their fault that
>>>>>>>>> God made them retarded, so they shouldn't be attacked for it in the
>>>>>>>>> same way that spazzy little tweenage muppet fucks should, because at
>>>>>>>>> least those droolers have the potential and ability to evolve beyond
>>>>>>>>> their wretched stupidity.
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>  --
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>>> mhm ¹ x ¹
>>>>>>>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net
>>>>>>>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> Hatter Quotes
>>>>>>>>> -------------
>>>>>>>>> "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the 
>>>>>>>>> best."
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you 
>>>>>>>>> with it."
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
>>>>>>>>> bad."
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity 
>>>>>>>>> of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct 
>>>>>>>>> that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others 
>>>>>>>>> of its relevancy."
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start 
>>>>>>>>> creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that 
>>>>>>>>> they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just 
>>>>>>>>> givin em out for free."
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere. 
>>>>>>>>> So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, 
>>>>>>>>> to their merry little mess."
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly 
>>>>>>>>> horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip 
>>>>>>>>> their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand 
>>>>>>>>> sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible 
>>>>>>>>> images burned into their tiny little minds'."
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even 
>>>>>>>>> properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> "Those who record history are those who control history."
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, 
>>>>>>>>> endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you 
>>>>>>>>> don't get sent to me...I come for you."
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton 
>>>>>>>>> tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a 
>>>>>>>>> function?" 
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. 
>>>>>>>>> Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast 
>>>>>>>>> indicates an increase in Webtv users."
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> "Is my .sig delimiter broken?  Really?  You're sure?  Awww, 
>>>>>>>>> gee...that's too bad...for YOU!"    `, )
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>You are a Follet sock, AICMF£!
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> What the fuck are you babbling about?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Your postings are Folletacious.
>>>>> 
>>>>> Was that the "word of the day" on PBS?  Yer mom has been using the
>>>>> television as your babysitter again, hasn't she?
>>>>
>>>>That's strike number two.
>>> 
>>> Hey you're finally back, what happened?  Did you get grounded from the
>>> Internet for a week?  *nods*
>>
>>Work.
>>
>>You wouldn't understand.
> 
> Well, seeing as how *I* work, not only a REAL job which involves
> actual physical movement, but I also run my own company doing quite a
> lot of freelance work and uh...well I don't seem to have any problem

Oh, yeah:  the 'web munkee' stuff.  Got carpel tunnel?

> at all posting semi-regularly...so yeah, I guess I can't understand
> what the fuck is wrong with you.

Wow.  Yer stamina is not inconsiderable.

> 
> However, I really don't think I need to, because I believe that
> Occham's Razor applies to your situation quite conveniently in that
> the SIMPLEST explanation for your absence is simply that you got
> grounded for a week and weren't allowed to use the computer.  That
> sure makes a LOT more sense than whiny little pathetic "I was
> working!" backpedal.

I do more work before 6AM than you read about in a week.

> 
>  --
> 
> Onideus Mad Hatter
> mhm ¹ x ¹
> http://www.backwater-productions.net
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
> 
> 
> Hatter Quotes
> -------------
> "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
> 
> "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the 
> best."
> 
> "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you 
> with it."
> 
> "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
> 
> "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
> 
> "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
> 
> "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
> bad."
> 
> "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
> 
> "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
> 
> "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity 
> of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
> 
> "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct 
> that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others 
> of its relevancy."
> 
> "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start 
> creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
> 
> "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
> 
> "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that 
> they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just 
> givin em out for free."
> 
> "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere. 
> So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, 
> to their merry little mess."
> 
> "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly 
> horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip 
> their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand 
> sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible 
> images burned into their tiny little minds'."
> 
> "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even 
> properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
> 
> "Those who record history are those who control history."
> 
> "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, 
> endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you 
> don't get sent to me...I come for you."
> 
> "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton 
> tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
> 
> "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a 
> function?" 
> 
> "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. 
> Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast 
> indicates an increase in Webtv users."
> 
> "Is my .sig delimiter broken?  Really?  You're sure?  Awww, 
> gee...that's too bad...for YOU!"    `, )


-- 
ah

On Sun, 04 May 2008 00:49:32 -0400, ah  wrote:

>>>Work.
>>>
>>>You wouldn't understand.

>> Well, seeing as how *I* work, not only a REAL job which involves
>> actual physical movement, but I also run my own company doing quite a
>> lot of freelance work and uh...well I don't seem to have any problem

>Oh, yeah:  the 'web munkee' stuff.

"web munkee" huh?  Are you trying to imply that it's so simple even
YOUR silly little cromag ass can figure it out?

>Got carpel tunnel?

I did at one time, then I started doing exercises for my wrists, then
it went away.  Nice to see you're *SO* concerned about my medical
health though.

>> at all posting semi-regularly...so yeah, I guess I can't understand
>> what the fuck is wrong with you.

>Wow.  Yer stamina is not inconsiderable.

It isn't simply stamina, it's about HOW you work.  For example, let's
say I'm out on the floor at Wal*Mart and I'm helping the night crew
down stack pallets and throw freight...now, on average, I can complete
two full rocket carts worth of freight for every one rocket cart the
others do.  Is it magic?  No.  Is it simply a matter of moving
faster/harder?  Maybe a little, but it's not that significant.  No,
the thing that lets me get so much more done is two
things...memorization and organization.

For one, I know almost every single product home in dry grocery, which
is somewhere around 30 to 40 thousand products depending on the season
and what's out.  Because I have them all memorized I can not only tell
you exactly what aisle a product goes on, but precisely WHERE in the
aisle it goes on.  So while the others are hunting and browsing for
product locations...I've already got mine on the shelf.

Organization is the other aspect, when I down stack the freight off
the pallet I'll sort it onto the carts as I'm taking it down.  Now
normally that's done just by aisle, but I do it by aisle
location...one cart for the left end, one cart for the middle and one
cart for the right end.  That separation allows you to concentrate on
a single section at a time without having to run back and forth down
the aisle to throw yer freight.  Easy breezy.

Then of course there's also the double advantage of inspiring
everyone, since most of the ICS members and management don't want to
get their hands too dirty, where as I will jump right in to the nitty
gritty and start helpin everyone out.  So when you're just one of the
regular workers and you've got one of the guys in charge gettin down
right into it with you, yeah, it really fires 'em up.  Especially
since I'm really positive and try to make everyone feel like they're
on the same team at the same level, rather than making them feel like
worthless peons, which is what some manager types like to do.

I show them how to do a lot of stuff too that normally isn't in their
job description, like using the Telzon and how to check the ordering,
prices, product locations, etc.  They like the extra responsibility
and it really helps me out having a whole crew of people who actually
really care about the place and know that they're directly
contributing to our success, rather than just being some cog in the
works.

>> However, I really don't think I need to, because I believe that
>> Occham's Razor applies to your situation quite conveniently in that
>> the SIMPLEST explanation for your absence is simply that you got
>> grounded for a week and weren't allowed to use the computer.  That
>> sure makes a LOT more sense than whiny little pathetic "I was
>> working!" backpedal.

>I do more work before 6AM than you read about in a week.

Sorry Sunshine, but you live with yer mommy and daddy and you
OBVIOUSLY don't have a job yet.  I could EASILY outclass you both in
physical activity on the job (at Wal-Mart) and technical
skill/activity on the job (via my business).  A lot of that has to
deal with how I SIMULtask, rather than multitask like most deficients.
Simultasking is where you're performing ONE action that accomplishes
multiple goals, where as multitasking is simply working harder, rather
than smarter, trying to do two or more actions at the same time to
accomplish one single goal for each action.

 --

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the 
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you 
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity 
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct 
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others 
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start 
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that 
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just 
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere. 
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, 
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly 
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip 
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand 
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible 
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even 
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, 
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you 
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton 
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a 
function?" 

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. 
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast 
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken?  Really?  You're sure?  Awww, 
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!"    `, )

In article , 
usenet@backwater-productions.net says...
> Sorry Sunshine, but you live with yer mommy and daddy and you
> OBVIOUSLY don't have a job yet.  I could EASILY outclass you both in
> physical activity on the job (at Wal-Mart) and technical
> skill/activity on the job (via my business).
> 

You're a free lance shelf stacker?

-- 
Alan LeHun

On Sun, 4 May 2008 22:47:54 +0100, Alan LeHun  wrote:

>In article , 
>usenet@backwater-productions.net says...
>> Sorry Sunshine, but you live with yer mommy and daddy and you
>> OBVIOUSLY don't have a job yet.  I could EASILY outclass you both in
>> physical activity on the job (at Wal-Mart) and technical
>> skill/activity on the job (via my business).
>> 
>
>You're a free lance shelf stacker?

Yeah and "free lance" your mom too, hurr, hurr, is someone handing out
stupid awards later today or what?

 --

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the 
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you 
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity 
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct 
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others 
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start 
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that 
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just 
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere. 
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, 
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly 
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip 
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand 
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible 
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even 
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, 
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you 
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton 
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a 
function?" 

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. 
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast 
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken?  Really?  You're sure?  Awww, 
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!"    `, )

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Sun, 04 May 2008 00:49:32 -0400, ah  wrote:
> 
>>>>Work.
>>>>
>>>>You wouldn't understand.
> 
>>> Well, seeing as how *I* work, not only a REAL job which involves
>>> actual physical movement, but I also run my own company doing quite a
>>> lot of freelance work and uh...well I don't seem to have any problem
> 
>>Oh, yeah:  the 'web munkee' stuff.
> 
> "web munkee" huh?  Are you trying to imply that it's so simple even
> YOUR silly little cromag ass can figure it out?

<xsl>
 <rule>
  <woot />
   <h1>
    LOL
   </h1>
 </rule>
</xsl>

> 
>>Got carpel tunnel?
> 
> I did at one time, then I started doing exercises for my wrists, then
> it went away.  Nice to see you're *SO* concerned about my medical
> health though.

Why are you coughing?

> 
>>> at all posting semi-regularly...so yeah, I guess I can't understand
>>> what the fuck is wrong with you.
> 
>>Wow.  Yer stamina is not inconsiderable.
> 
> It isn't simply stamina, it's about HOW you work.  For example, let's
> say I'm out on the floor at Wal*Mart and I'm helping the night crew
> down stack pallets and throw freight...now, on average, I can complete
> two full rocket carts worth of freight for every one rocket cart the
> others do.  Is it magic?  No.  Is it simply a matter of moving
> faster/harder?  Maybe a little, but it's not that significant.  No,
> the thing that lets me get so much more done is two
> things...memorization and organization.
> 
> For one, I know almost every single product home in dry grocery, which
> is somewhere around 30 to 40 thousand products depending on the season
> and what's out.  Because I have them all memorized I can not only tell
> you exactly what aisle a product goes on, but precisely WHERE in the
> aisle it goes on.  So while the others are hunting and browsing for
> product locations...I've already got mine on the shelf.
> 
> Organization is the other aspect, when I down stack the freight off
> the pallet I'll sort it onto the carts as I'm taking it down.  Now
> normally that's done just by aisle, but I do it by aisle
> location...one cart for the left end, one cart for the middle and one
> cart for the right end.  That separation allows you to concentrate on
> a single section at a time without having to run back and forth down
> the aisle to throw yer freight.  Easy breezy.
> 
> Then of course there's also the double advantage of inspiring
> everyone, since most of the ICS members and management don't want to
> get their hands too dirty, where as I will jump right in to the nitty
> gritty and start helpin everyone out.  So when you're just one of the
> regular workers and you've got one of the guys in charge gettin down
> right into it with you, yeah, it really fires 'em up.  Especially
> since I'm really positive and try to make everyone feel like they're
> on the same team at the same level, rather than making them feel like
> worthless peons, which is what some manager types like to do.
> 
> I show them how to do a lot of stuff too that normally isn't in their
> job description, like using the Telzon and how to check the ordering,
> prices, product locations, etc.  They like the extra responsibility
> and it really helps me out having a whole crew of people who actually
> really care about the place and know that they're directly
> contributing to our success, rather than just being some cog in the
> works.

Gee.  And here I finalised most of the support frame for the inset-grill area
of an outdoor kitchen, today.

How /do/ you do it?

> 
>>> However, I really don't think I need to, because I believe that
>>> Occham's Razor applies to your situation quite conveniently in that
>>> the SIMPLEST explanation for your absence is simply that you got
>>> grounded for a week and weren't allowed to use the computer.  That
>>> sure makes a LOT more sense than whiny little pathetic "I was
>>> working!" backpedal.
> 
>>I do more work before 6AM than you read about in a week.
> 
> Sorry Sunshine, but you live with yer mommy and daddy and you
> OBVIOUSLY don't have a job yet.  I could EASILY outclass you both in
> physical activity on the job (at Wal-Mart) and technical
> skill/activity on the job (via my business).  A lot of that has to
> deal with how I SIMULtask, rather than multitask like most deficients.
> Simultasking is where you're performing ONE action that accomplishes
> multiple goals, where as multitasking is simply working harder, rather
> than smarter, trying to do two or more actions at the same time to
> accomplish one single goal for each action.

'Ave you ever . . . you know . . . _been_ with an Administrator?
> 
>  --
> 
> Onideus Mad Hatter
> mhm ¹ x ¹
> http://www.backwater-productions.net
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
> 
> 
> Hatter Quotes
> -------------
> "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
> 
> "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the 
> best."
> 
> "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you 
> with it."
> 
> "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
> 
> "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
> 
> "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
> 
> "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
> bad."
> 
> "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
> 
> "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
> 
> "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity 
> of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
> 
> "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct 
> that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others 
> of its relevancy."
> 
> "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start 
> creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
> 
> "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
> 
> "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that 
> they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just 
> givin em out for free."
> 
> "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere. 
> So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, 
> to their merry little mess."
> 
> "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly 
> horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip 
> their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand 
> sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible 
> images burned into their tiny little minds'."
> 
> "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even 
> properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
> 
> "Those who record history are those who control history."
> 
> "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, 
> endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you 
> don't get sent to me...I come for you."
> 
> "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton 
> tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
> 
> "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a 
> function?" 
> 
> "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. 
> Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast 
> indicates an increase in Webtv users."
> 
> "Is my .sig delimiter broken?  Really?  You're sure?  Awww, 
> gee...that's too bad...for YOU!"    `, )


-- 
ah

On Tue, 06 May 2008 20:17:40 -0400, ah  wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> On Sun, 04 May 2008 00:49:32 -0400, ah  wrote:
>> 
>>>>>Work.
>>>>>
>>>>>You wouldn't understand.
>> 
>>>> Well, seeing as how *I* work, not only a REAL job which involves
>>>> actual physical movement, but I also run my own company doing quite a
>>>> lot of freelance work and uh...well I don't seem to have any problem
>> 
>>>Oh, yeah:  the 'web munkee' stuff.
>> 
>> "web munkee" huh?  Are you trying to imply that it's so simple even
>> YOUR silly little cromag ass can figure it out?
>
><xsl>
> <rule>
>  <woot />
>   <h1>
>    LOL
>   </h1>
> </rule>
></xsl>

How does that prove anything?  Any idiot can figure out "Hello World"
level examples, Fuckwit, it's quite another to understand something to
the level that you can actually create something complex with it.
Maybe if you posted an example of using ActionScript 3's net.Socket to
connect to a remote SMTP port and then to mimic the style and behavior
of an email client you might have impressed me...but this dribbling
kiddie shit...it proves nothing, other than the fact that you're a
clueless idiot...and I think everyone already knew that.

>>>Got carpel tunnel?

>> I did at one time, then I started doing exercises for my wrists, then
>> it went away.  Nice to see you're *SO* concerned about my medical
>> health though.

>Why are you coughing?

I think I might have caught a cold from your mom, when I was makin out
with her the other day.

>>>> at all posting semi-regularly...so yeah, I guess I can't understand
>>>> what the fuck is wrong with you.

>>>Wow.  Yer stamina is not inconsiderable.

>> It isn't simply stamina, it's about HOW you work.  For example, let's
>> say I'm out on the floor at Wal*Mart and I'm helping the night crew
>> down stack pallets and throw freight...now, on average, I can complete
>> two full rocket carts worth of freight for every one rocket cart the
>> others do.  Is it magic?  No.  Is it simply a matter of moving
>> faster/harder?  Maybe a little, but it's not that significant.  No,
>> the thing that lets me get so much more done is two
>> things...memorization and organization.
>> 
>> For one, I know almost every single product home in dry grocery, which
>> is somewhere around 30 to 40 thousand products depending on the season
>> and what's out.  Because I have them all memorized I can not only tell
>> you exactly what aisle a product goes on, but precisely WHERE in the
>> aisle it goes on.  So while the others are hunting and browsing for
>> product locations...I've already got mine on the shelf.
>> 
>> Organization is the other aspect, when I down stack the freight off
>> the pallet I'll sort it onto the carts as I'm taking it down.  Now
>> normally that's done just by aisle, but I do it by aisle
>> location...one cart for the left end, one cart for the middle and one
>> cart for the right end.  That separation allows you to concentrate on
>> a single section at a time without having to run back and forth down
>> the aisle to throw yer freight.  Easy breezy.
>> 
>> Then of course there's also the double advantage of inspiring
>> everyone, since most of the ICS members and management don't want to
>> get their hands too dirty, where as I will jump right in to the nitty
>> gritty and start helpin everyone out.  So when you're just one of the
>> regular workers and you've got one of the guys in charge gettin down
>> right into it with you, yeah, it really fires 'em up.  Especially
>> since I'm really positive and try to make everyone feel like they're
>> on the same team at the same level, rather than making them feel like
>> worthless peons, which is what some manager types like to do.
>> 
>> I show them how to do a lot of stuff too that normally isn't in their
>> job description, like using the Telzon and how to check the ordering,
>> prices, product locations, etc.  They like the extra responsibility
>> and it really helps me out having a whole crew of people who actually
>> really care about the place and know that they're directly
>> contributing to our success, rather than just being some cog in the
>> works.

>Gee.  And here I finalised most of the support frame for the inset-grill area
>of an outdoor kitchen, today.
>
>How /do/ you do it?

...you uh, you didn't really think that was impressive, did you?  I
mean...you put in part of a grill for a barbeque...I threw over a
THOUSAND pieces of freight onto the shelves the other day, down
stacked three PALETES and did a reverse pick list on all the bins in
the back...in less than eight hours.  What I did directly impacted the
lives of THOUSANDS of people...what you did...who the fuck cares? It's
a shitting barbeque man...*snicker*...yer so pathetic.

>>>> However, I really don't think I need to, because I believe that
>>>> Occham's Razor applies to your situation quite conveniently in that
>>>> the SIMPLEST explanation for your absence is simply that you got
>>>> grounded for a week and weren't allowed to use the computer.  That
>>>> sure makes a LOT more sense than whiny little pathetic "I was
>>>> working!" backpedal.

>>>I do more work before 6AM than you read about in a week.

>> Sorry Sunshine, but you live with yer mommy and daddy and you
>> OBVIOUSLY don't have a job yet.  I could EASILY outclass you both in
>> physical activity on the job (at Wal-Mart) and technical
>> skill/activity on the job (via my business).  A lot of that has to
>> deal with how I SIMULtask, rather than multitask like most deficients.
>> Simultasking is where you're performing ONE action that accomplishes
>> multiple goals, where as multitasking is simply working harder, rather
>> than smarter, trying to do two or more actions at the same time to
>> accomplish one single goal for each action.

>'Ave you ever . . . you know . . . _been_ with an Administrator?

...does your mom count?

 --

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mhm ¹ x ¹
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Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the 
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you 
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity 
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct 
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others 
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start 
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that 
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just 
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere. 
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, 
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly 
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip 
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand 
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible 
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even 
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, 
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you 
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton 
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a 
function?" 

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. 
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast 
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken?  Really?  You're sure?  Awww, 
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!"    `, )

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Tue, 06 May 2008 20:17:40 -0400, ah  wrote:
> 
>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>> On Sun, 04 May 2008 00:49:32 -0400, ah  wrote:
>>> 
>>>>>>Work.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You wouldn't understand.
>>> 
>>>>> Well, seeing as how *I* work, not only a REAL job which involves
>>>>> actual physical movement, but I also run my own company doing quite a
>>>>> lot of freelance work and uh...well I don't seem to have any problem
>>> 
>>>>Oh, yeah:  the 'web munkee' stuff.
>>> 
>>> "web munkee" huh?  Are you trying to imply that it's so simple even
>>> YOUR silly little cromag ass can figure it out?
>>
>><xsl>
>> <rule>
>>  <woot />
>>   <h1>
>>    LOL
>>   </h1>
>> </rule>
>></xsl>
> 
> How does that prove anything?  Any idiot can figure out "Hello World"
> level examples, Fuckwit, it's quite another to understand something to
> the level that you can actually create something complex with it.
> Maybe if you posted an example of using ActionScript 3's net.Socket to
> connect to a remote SMTP port and then to mimic the style and behavior
> of an email client you might have impressed me...but this dribbling
> kiddie shit...it proves nothing, other than the fact that you're a
> clueless idiot...and I think everyone already knew that.

Adobe Flash?

ROLF!

Have fun with your tinker-toy IDEs :D

> 
>>>>Got carpel tunnel?
> 
>>> I did at one time, then I started doing exercises for my wrists, then
>>> it went away.  Nice to see you're *SO* concerned about my medical
>>> health though.
> 
>>Why are you coughing?
> 
> I think I might have caught a cold from your mom, when I was makin out
> with her the other day.

Necrophilia!

> 
>>>>> at all posting semi-regularly...so yeah, I guess I can't understand
>>>>> what the fuck is wrong with you.
> 
>>>>Wow.  Yer stamina is not inconsiderable.
> 
>>> It isn't simply stamina, it's about HOW you work.  For example, let's
>>> say I'm out on the floor at Wal*Mart and I'm helping the night crew
>>> down stack pallets and throw freight...now, on average, I can complete
>>> two full rocket carts worth of freight for every one rocket cart the
>>> others do.  Is it magic?  No.  Is it simply a matter of moving
>>> faster/harder?  Maybe a little, but it's not that significant.  No,
>>> the thing that lets me get so much more done is two
>>> things...memorization and organization.
>>> 
>>> For one, I know almost every single product home in dry grocery, which
>>> is somewhere around 30 to 40 thousand products depending on the season
>>> and what's out.  Because I have them all memorized I can not only tell
>>> you exactly what aisle a product goes on, but precisely WHERE in the
>>> aisle it goes on.  So while the others are hunting and browsing for
>>> product locations...I've already got mine on the shelf.
>>> 
>>> Organization is the other aspect, when I down stack the freight off
>>> the pallet I'll sort it onto the carts as I'm taking it down.  Now
>>> normally that's done just by aisle, but I do it by aisle
>>> location...one cart for the left end, one cart for the middle and one
>>> cart for the right end.  That separation allows you to concentrate on
>>> a single section at a time without having to run back and forth down
>>> the aisle to throw yer freight.  Easy breezy.
>>> 
>>> Then of course there's also the double advantage of inspiring
>>> everyone, since most of the ICS members and management don't want to
>>> get their hands too dirty, where as I will jump right in to the nitty
>>> gritty and start helpin everyone out.  So when you're just one of the
>>> regular workers and you've got one of the guys in charge gettin down
>>> right into it with you, yeah, it really fires 'em up.  Especially
>>> since I'm really positive and try to make everyone feel like they're
>>> on the same team at the same level, rather than making them feel like
>>> worthless peons, which is what some manager types like to do.
>>> 
>>> I show them how to do a lot of stuff too that normally isn't in their
>>> job description, like using the Telzon and how to check the ordering,
>>> prices, product locations, etc.  They like the extra responsibility
>>> and it really helps me out having a whole crew of people who actually
>>> really care about the place and know that they're directly
>>> contributing to our success, rather than just being some cog in the
>>> works.
> 
>>Gee.  And here I finalised most of the support frame for the inset-grill area
>>of an outdoor kitchen, today.
>>
>>How /do/ you do it?
> 
> ...you uh, you didn't really think that was impressive, did you?  I
> mean...you put in part of a grill for a barbeque...I threw over a
> THOUSAND pieces of freight onto the shelves the other day, down
> stacked three PALETES and did a reverse pick list on all the bins in
> the back...in less than eight hours.  What I did directly impacted the
> lives of THOUSANDS of people...what you did...who the fuck cares? It's
> a shitting barbeque man...*snicker*...yer so pathetic.

I make an impact one person at a time; $50K at a time.

Now, go and get your pallet fork little Wal-Marts Boi . . .

> 
>>>>> However, I really don't think I need to, because I believe that
>>>>> Occham's Razor applies to your situation quite conveniently in that
>>>>> the SIMPLEST explanation for your absence is simply that you got
>>>>> grounded for a week and weren't allowed to use the computer.  That
>>>>> sure makes a LOT more sense than whiny little pathetic "I was
>>>>> working!" backpedal.
> 
>>>>I do more work before 6AM than you read about in a week.
> 
>>> Sorry Sunshine, but you live with yer mommy and daddy and you
>>> OBVIOUSLY don't have a job yet.  I could EASILY outclass you both in
>>> physical activity on the job (at Wal-Mart) and technical
>>> skill/activity on the job (via my business).  A lot of that has to
>>> deal with how I SIMULtask, rather than multitask like most deficients.
>>> Simultasking is where you're performing ONE action that accomplishes
>>> multiple goals, where as multitasking is simply working harder, rather
>>> than smarter, trying to do two or more actions at the same time to
>>> accomplish one single goal for each action.
> 
>>'Ave you ever . . . you know . . . _been_ with an Administrator?
> 
> ...does your mom count?

Possibly.

You into dogs, too?

> 
>  --
> 
> Onideus Mad Hatter
> mhm ¹ x ¹
> http://www.backwater-productions.net
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
> 
> 
> Hatter Quotes
> -------------
> "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
> 
> "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become on