Rob Kelk  wrote in :

> FEEDING YOUR NIGGER
> 
> Your Nigger likes fried chicken, corn bread, and 
> watermelon. You should therefore give it none of 
> these things because its lazy ass almost 
> certainly doesn't deserve it. Instead, feed it 
> on porridge with salt, and creek water. Your 
> nigger will supplement its diet with whatever it 
> finds in the fields, other niggers, etc. 
> Experienced nigger owners sometimes push 
> watermelon slices through the bars of the nigger 
> cage at the end of the day as a treat, but only 
> if all niggers have worked well and nothing has 
> been stolen that day. Mike of the Old Ranch 
> Plantation reports that this last one is a 
> killer, since all niggers steal something almost 
> every single day of their lives. He reports he 
> doesn't have to spend much on free watermelon 
> for his niggers as a result. You should never 
> allow your nigger meal breaks while at work, 
> since if it stops work for more than ten minutes 
> it will need to be retrained. You would be 
> surprised how long it takes to teach a nigger to 
> pick cotton. You really would. 
> Coffee beans? 
> Don't ask. 
> You have no idea. 

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