Q. What's the difference between Al Murray and Joey Barton?

A. One of them will be spending New Year behind a bar . . . .

"Garry Douglas"  wrote in message 
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> Q. What's the difference between Al Murray and Joey Barton?
>
> A. One of them will be spending New Year behind a bar . . . .
>
Sir Alex is queuing in his local building society, when a gunman bursts in 
through the door demanding money. Ferguson attempts to tackle the raider, 
but gets knocked over...as he falls, his head smashes the counter and Sir 
Alex is out cold. The robber escapes and the cashier tries to revive 
Ferguson. After a few minutes he comes round and looks bewildered. His first 
words are "Where the hell am I?". The Cashier replies: "don't worry, its ok, 
you're in the Nationwide." Ferguson replies, "F**k me, is it May already?"

"Come on you IRONS!"

-- 
John the West Ham fan
housetrained@hotmail.com
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"housetrained"  wrote in message 
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> Ferguson. After a few minutes he comes round and looks bewildered. His 
> first words are "Where the hell am I?". The Cashier replies: "don't worry, 
> its ok, you're in the Nationwide." Ferguson replies, "F**k me, is it May 
> already?"

> "Come on you IRONS!"

LOL

In article <aX9dj.21629$1j1.2608@newsfe7-gui.ntli.net>, house.trained@virgin.net says...
> "Garry Douglas"  wrote in message 
> news:13na5r9rljc4a1e@corp.supernews.com...
> > Q. What's the difference between Al Murray and Joey Barton?
> >
> > A. One of them will be spending New Year behind a bar . . . .
> >
> Sir Alex is queuing in his local building society, when a gunman bursts in 
> through the door demanding money. Ferguson attempts to tackle the raider, 
> but gets knocked over...as he falls, his head smashes the counter and Sir 
> Alex is out cold. The robber escapes and the cashier tries to revive 
> Ferguson. After a few minutes he comes round and looks bewildered. His first 
> words are "Where the hell am I?". The Cashier replies: "don't worry, its ok, 
> you're in the Nationwide." Ferguson replies, "F**k me, is it May already?"
> 
> "Come on you IRONS!"
> 
> 
Moral Dilemma
Please don't answer this question without giving it some serious thought.


By giving an honest answer you will be able to test where you stand morally. The test 
features an unlikely, completely fictional situation, where you will have to make a decision 
one way or the other. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous. Consider 
each line - this is important for the test to work accurately. You're in North West England. 
. . In Manchester to be exact . . .

There is great chaos going on around you, caused by a hurricane and severe floods. There are 
huge masses of water all over you . . .

You are a photographer and you are in the middle of this great disaster.

The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot some impressive photos.

There are houses and people floating around you, disappearing into the water Nature is 
showing all its destroying power and is ripping everything away with it.

Suddenly you see a man in the water.

He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken away by the torrents of water and mud. 
You move closer, the man looks familiar. Suddenly you know who it is - it's Sir Alex 
Ferguson! At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him away. . . 
. forever.

You have two options. You can save him or you can take the best photo of your life. You can 
save the life of Sir Alex Ferguson, or you can shoot a Pulitzer prize winning photo. A unique 
photo displaying the last moments of English football's second most successful manager in the 
last fifteen years. And here's the question: (Please give an honest answer)....

Would you select Kodak colour film (ISO 400), or go with the classic simplicity of black and 
white?

"Rev. Jean Mink"  wrote in message 
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> Would you select Kodak colour film (ISO 400), or go with the classic 
> simplicity of black and white?

Absolute classic :-)

It's got to be colour to capture the redness of his cheeks during the 
struggle, slowly changing to blue as his breathes his last.

I would already have a hermetically sealed water tight perspex cover on my 
EOS1DS Mk III and I'd take shots of him under the surface. That's the great 
thing with digital, you can go with colour or b+w without any fuss!

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-- 
Viddlêr Sêllbøê
viddlersellboe@hotmail.com
"If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and 
it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, 
the Cantonese will eat it "
The Duke

"Garry Douglas"  wrote in message 
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> "Rev. Jean Mink"  wrote in message 
> news:MPG.21df650b76ffaa4b9896a1@news.astraweb.com...
>
>> Would you select Kodak colour film (ISO 400), or go with the classic 
>> simplicity of black and white?
>
> Absolute classic :-)
>
> It's got to be colour to capture the redness of his cheeks during the 
> struggle, slowly changing to blue as his breathes his last.
>
> I would already have a hermetically sealed water tight perspex cover on my 
> EOS1DS Mk III and I'd take shots of him under the surface. That's the 
> great thing with digital, you can go with colour or b+w without any fuss!
>
>