Re: I am a published poet!
A man is sitting in a pub with his Jack Russell dog one Saturday afternoon.
The football results are coming up on the television in the corner,
"Liverpool 2, Tottenham Hotspur 1," reads the announcer in his normal,
rather sedate, voice.
Suddenly the Jack Russell dog jumps up and shouts out, "Oh, no, not again."
The shocked landlord says, "That's amazing. Why did he say that when the
result was announced that Tottenham lost?"
"Because he's a Spurs supporter," the dog's owner replies.
The landlord then asked what the dog says when Tottenham win a match, to
which the man replied, "I don't know. I've only had him three years."
--
John the West Ham fan
housetrained@hotmail.com
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"Garry Douglas" wrote in message
news:472e215d_2@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
> The was a young lady from Lanreath
> Who circumcised a man with her teeth
> It wasn't for money
> Or anything funny
> But to get to the cheese underneath
>
> I thank you!
>
>
> "Jamie B'Stard" wrote in message
> news:QmlXi.2824$pg.1730@newsfe6-win.ntli.net...
>> There was a young man called Dave
>> Who found a dead whore in a cave
>> It took some pluck to have a cold f***
>> But look at the money he saved
>>
>> --
>> You lucky git!
>> Jamie B'Stard
>> jamiebstard@hotmail.co.uk
>>
>> "pied piper" wrote in message
>> news:75gXi.17205$FQ2.2402@newsfe4-win.ntli.net...
>>> there was a young fella from Wales
>>> who lived on a diet of snails
>>> when he couldnt get these
>>> he would live off the cheese
>>> that he got from his knob with his nails.
>>>
>>>
>>> "housetrained" wrote in message
>>> news:zkeXi.16617$6v.12136@newsfe2-gui.ntli.net...
>>>> There was a young lady from Ryde
>>>> Who ate some claret & blue apples and died
>>>> The apples fomented
>>>> Inside the lamented
>>>> And made cider inside her inside.
>>>>
>>>> --
>>>> John the West Ham fan
>>>> housetrained@hotmail.com
>>>> <><
>>>>
>>>> "zion-lion" wrote in message
>>>> news:1194104508.098795.36860@d55g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
>>>>> can you do any better?
>>>>> www.footballpoets.org
>>>>>
>>>
>
>
date: Mon, 05 Nov 2007 12:06:32 GMT
author: housetrained
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