On January 21st 2006 I decided I would quit the dreaded weed. *Regal King 
size from abroad ov course u cant beat em 3 quid round the club lyke!* 20-30 
a day man I was. Despite a couple of dodgy days I was finally clean on the 
23rd of Jan.

Since then I have noticed that I stink after a drinking session and I'm a 
right fat cunt *3 stone fatter infact* Need a fag? Eat a fooking 
pie......Die ov fatness...Anyway....Last week whilst out with my best 
mateypops I found on a table in the Roker boozer "10 fags mucky Marlboro 
anarl". What did I do you may well ask? Well I waited for my mate to go for 
a shite or something then drew a fag from the box and asked a bird for a 
light. Fook me it was heaven, I had to grab the bar I was dizzy as fook! My 
mate started lecturing me and promptly snapped the remaining cancer sticks 
up and hoyed them on the floor. He said " I'm not impressed yer coont" I 
then lit the fag I was hiding in the other hand up and tard him to "fook 
reet off twat" then I showed him how to blow smoke rings.....snigger

Oh did I enjoy them 2 fags....Fooking brill! Anyway wot am I waffling on 
about you may ask????? Well!!

A week later I aint had another fag!!! Shock horror....No relapse..Still a 
fat coont lyke...Cough...flem

Gonna have 1 2morra and enjoy it!!! Smokers when did u last really really 
enjoy a fag?


Long live Eyan (oo) CROSSPOSTING COONT

FTM

BTW fag=cigarette not bumbasher