Got this text message from a celtic supporting mate on Sunday night
and thought it was quite funny.

Picture the scene. The Rangers dressing room before Saturdays game and
the Rangers players are about to get their team talk.
" Right lads, I want 110% commitment from the word go against these
east coast sheep-shagging bastards. Remember they are Dundee Hibernian
and are full off tatty-munching bogtrotters from the Emerald Isle. I
dont care if you kick punch or head-butt your way to victory. Good
luck and god save the queen"
Just then the dressing room door opens and Walter Smith walks in and
says
"Thanks Mr McCurry, I'll take it from here"

Blue

P.S. remember all you tic fans it's just a joke ;-)

"Blue" wrote
>
> Got this text message from a celtic supporting mate on Sunday night
> and thought it was quite funny.
>
> Picture the scene. The Rangers dressing room before Saturdays game and
> the Rangers players are about to get their team talk.
> " Right lads, I want 110% commitment from the word go against these
> east coast sheep-shagging bastards. Remember they are Dundee Hibernian
> and are full off tatty-munching bogtrotters from the Emerald Isle. I
> dont care if you kick punch or head-butt your way to victory. Good
> luck and god save the queen"
> Just then the dressing room door opens and Walter Smith walks in and
> says
> "Thanks Mr McCurry, I'll take it from here"
>
> Blue
>
> P.S. remember all you tic fans it's just a joke ;-)

Got any racist jokes about blacks or Jews? Your pals at the BNP convention 
must have had some of those too.. ;)

"liam*"  wrote in message 
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> "Blue" wrote
>>
>> Got this text message from a celtic supporting mate on Sunday night
>> and thought it was quite funny.
>>
>> Picture the scene. The Rangers dressing room before Saturdays game and
>> the Rangers players are about to get their team talk.
>> " Right lads, I want 110% commitment from the word go against these
>> east coast sheep-shagging bastards. Remember they are Dundee Hibernian
>> and are full off tatty-munching bogtrotters from the Emerald Isle. I
>> dont care if you kick punch or head-butt your way to victory. Good
>> luck and god save the queen"
>> Just then the dressing room door opens and Walter Smith walks in and
>> says
>> "Thanks Mr McCurry, I'll take it from here"
>>
>> Blue
>>
>> P.S. remember all you tic fans it's just a joke ;-)
>
> Got any racist jokes about blacks or Jews? Your pals at the BNP convention 
> must have had some of those too.. ;)

First bite, quite early after te cast as well. Looks like a good day for 
fishing LOL
-- 


V.O.R.

If you dont believe me, ask me.

On May 12, 10:12 pm, Blue  wrote:
> Got this text message from a celtic supporting mate on Sunday night
> and thought it was quite funny.
>
> Picture the scene. The Rangers dressing room before Saturdays game and
> the Rangers players are about to get their team talk.
> " Right lads, I want 110% commitment from the word go against these
> east coast sheep-shagging bastards. Remember they are Dundee Hibernian
> and are full off tatty-munching bogtrotters from the Emerald Isle. I
> dont care if you kick punch or head-butt your way to victory. Good
> luck and god save the queen"
> Just then the dressing room door opens and Walter Smith walks in and
> says
> "Thanks Mr McCurry, I'll take it from here"
>
> Blue
>
> P.S. remember all you tic fans it's just a joke ;-)

Wasn't that good though was it? Lame and predictable.

"HoopsBhoy"  wrote in message 
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On May 12, 10:12 pm, Blue  wrote:
> Got this text message from a celtic supporting mate on Sunday night
> and thought it was quite funny.
>
> Picture the scene. The Rangers dressing room before Saturdays game and
> the Rangers players are about to get their team talk.
> " Right lads, I want 110% commitment from the word go against these
> east coast sheep-shagging bastards. Remember they are Dundee Hibernian
> and are full off tatty-munching bogtrotters from the Emerald Isle. I
> dont care if you kick punch or head-butt your way to victory. Good
> luck and god save the queen"
> Just then the dressing room door opens and Walter Smith walks in and
> says
> "Thanks Mr McCurry, I'll take it from here"
>
> Blue
>
> P.S. remember all you tic fans it's just a joke ;-)

>>>Wasn't that good though was it? Lame and predictable.

Great sig.  Suits you.

On May 13, 7:18 pm, "Angof"  wrote:
> "HoopsBhoy"  wrote in message
>
> news:fe66b3d7-2cee-42ca-a749-5f4f161dc671@i76g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
> On May 12, 10:12 pm, Blue  wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > Got this text message from a celtic supporting mate on Sunday night
> > and thought it was quite funny.
>
> > Picture the scene. The Rangers dressing room before Saturdays game and
> > the Rangers players are about to get their team talk.
> > " Right lads, I want 110% commitment from the word go against these
> > east coast sheep-shagging bastards. Remember they are Dundee Hibernian
> > and are full off tatty-munching bogtrotters from the Emerald Isle. I
> > dont care if you kick punch or head-butt your way to victory. Good
> > luck and god save the queen"
> > Just then the dressing room door opens and Walter Smith walks in and
> > says
> > "Thanks Mr McCurry, I'll take it from here"
>
> > Blue
>
> > P.S. remember all you tic fans it's just a joke ;-)
> >>>Wasn't that good though was it? Lame and predictable.
>
> Great sig.  Suits you.- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

What sig would that be?

"Voice Of Reason" <Voice-Of-Reason@Every-Turn> wrote in message 
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>
> "liam*"  wrote in message 
> news:4828b8d4$1_1@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
>> "Blue" wrote
>>>
>>> Got this text message from a celtic supporting mate on Sunday night
>>> and thought it was quite funny.
>>>
>>> Picture the scene. The Rangers dressing room before Saturdays game and
>>> the Rangers players are about to get their team talk.
>>> " Right lads, I want 110% commitment from the word go against these
>>> east coast sheep-shagging bastards. Remember they are Dundee Hibernian
>>> and are full off tatty-munching bogtrotters from the Emerald Isle. I
>>> dont care if you kick punch or head-butt your way to victory. Good
>>> luck and god save the queen"
>>> Just then the dressing room door opens and Walter Smith walks in and
>>> says
>>> "Thanks Mr McCurry, I'll take it from here"
>>>
>>> Blue
>>>
>>> P.S. remember all you tic fans it's just a joke ;-)
>>
>> Got any racist jokes about blacks or Jews? Your pals at the BNP 
>> convention must have had some of those too.. ;)
>
> First bite, quite early after te cast as well. Looks like a good day for 
> fishing LOL

I just know how you bears like a wind up...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MTKFFXzXCtY&feature=related

"liam*"  wrote in message 
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> "Voice Of Reason" <Voice-Of-Reason@Every-Turn> wrote in message 
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>>
>> "liam*"  wrote in message 
>> news:4828b8d4$1_1@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
>>> "Blue" wrote
>>>>
>>>> Got this text message from a celtic supporting mate on Sunday night
>>>> and thought it was quite funny.
>>>>
>>>> Picture the scene. The Rangers dressing room before Saturdays game and
>>>> the Rangers players are about to get their team talk.
>>>> " Right lads, I want 110% commitment from the word go against these
>>>> east coast sheep-shagging bastards. Remember they are Dundee Hibernian
>>>> and are full off tatty-munching bogtrotters from the Emerald Isle. I
>>>> dont care if you kick punch or head-butt your way to victory. Good
>>>> luck and god save the queen"
>>>> Just then the dressing room door opens and Walter Smith walks in and
>>>> says
>>>> "Thanks Mr McCurry, I'll take it from here"
>>>>
>>>> Blue
>>>>
>>>> P.S. remember all you tic fans it's just a joke ;-)
>>>
>>> Got any racist jokes about blacks or Jews? Your pals at the BNP 
>>> convention must have had some of those too.. ;)
>>
>> First bite, quite early after te cast as well. Looks like a good day for 
>> fishing LOL
>
> I just know how you bears like a wind up...
> http://youtube.com/watch?v=MTKFFXzXCtY&feature=related
>
>

not bad liam, one man out of 52000!!!!

"liam*"  wrote in
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> I just know how you bears like a wind up...
> http://youtube.com/watch?v=MTKFFXzXCtY&feature=related
> 

I hope for your sake you're not trying to suggest what I think you are 
here. 



-- 
The Hun

On May 14, 1:50 am, "andy"  wrote:
> "liam*"  wrote in message
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>
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> > "Voice Of Reason" <Voice-Of-Reason@Every-Turn> wrote in message
> >news:npqdnflDb8qrq7TVnZ2dnUVZ8svinZ2d@posted.plusnet...
>
> >> "liam*"  wrote in message
> >>news:4828b8d4$1_1@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
> >>> "Blue" wrote
>
> >>>> Got this text message from a celtic supporting mate on Sunday night
> >>>> and thought it was quite funny.
>
> >>>> Picture the scene. The Rangers dressing room before Saturdays game and
> >>>> the Rangers players are about to get their team talk.
> >>>> " Right lads, I want 110% commitment from the word go against these
> >>>> east coast sheep-shagging bastards. Remember they are Dundee Hibernian
> >>>> and are full off tatty-munching bogtrotters from the Emerald Isle. I
> >>>> dont care if you kick punch or head-butt your way to victory. Good
> >>>> luck and god save the queen"
> >>>> Just then the dressing room door opens and Walter Smith walks in and
> >>>> says
> >>>> "Thanks Mr McCurry, I'll take it from here"
>
> >>>> Blue
>
> >>>> P.S. remember all you tic fans it's just a joke ;-)
>
> >>> Got any racist jokes about blacks or Jews? Your pals at the BNP
> >>> convention must have had some of those too.. ;)
>
> >> First bite, quite early after te cast as well. Looks like a good day for
> >> fishing LOL
>
> > I just know how you bears like a wind up...
> >http://youtube.com/watch?v=MTKFFXzXCtY&feature=related
>
> not bad liam, one man out of 52000!!!!- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

There's been many like him over the years.