On 4 Sep, 09:35, "Eyan The Mackem \(oo\)"  wrote:
> NUFC has just issued a statement clarifying its earlier statement and
> further stating that a further statement will be issued today further
> outlining the timescale for the next issuing of statements. The issuing of
> statements concerns a statement of issues which may or may not have been the
> subject of earlier statements, but which are all ongoing at this moment in
> time.
>
> The Club wants to keep progressing with its long-term statement-issuing
> strategy and would like to stress that these statements are extremely
> important both now and in the future. The Club has not withdrawn the
> statement it earlier issued, which it had not issued anyway, but if it had,
> it hasn't withdrawn it and if it hadn't, it hasn't not withdrawn it.
>
> Kevin Keegan still remains very much the subject of our statements, and he
> has not not been sacked, nor has he not been not sacked, nor has he not
> rescinded his non-resignation, nor is the Club resigned to his
> non-rescinding of his non-resignation.
>
> This statement is purely for the avoidance of doubt.

Kevin Keegan will get less of a payoff if he resigns, than if he is
sacked.  I have foreseen it.
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Where there is error, may we bring truth.
Where there is doubt, may we bring faith.
And where there is despair, may we bring hope.
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