A recent survey showed that 85% of Mackems thought that the best place to 
have sex was in the shower.

The other 15% said they had never been to prison.

"Tappy Lappy" <Tappy Lappy@nufc.com> wrote in 
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> A recent survey showed that 85% of Mackems thought that
> the best place to have sex was in the shower.

You posted this in the Mags newsgroup but forgot to explain 
what a shower is.

Paul

"Paul"  wrote in message 
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> "Tappy Lappy" <Tappy Lappy@nufc.com> wrote in
> news:aoSdncpgIZp4YLHanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@bt.com:
>
>> A recent survey showed that 85% of Mackems thought that
>> the best place to have sex was in the shower.
>
> You posted this in the Mags newsgroup but forgot to explain
> what a shower is.
>
> Paul
>
Sorry Paul I didn't think you would be reading this, it's a device for 
washing yourself. I'm sure you could get a local plumber to explain it
to you in more detail, with pictures etc.

Beats rolling about in the snow, believe me.

Anyway I was going to post in the Mackem group, but they might have got it 
confused with the squad at the SOL
and thought it was some kind of weird group sex ;-]

Tappy

"Tappy Lappy" <Tappy Lappy@nufc.com> wrote in message 
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>A recent survey showed that 85% of Mackems thought that the best place to 
>have sex was in the shower.
>
> The other 15% said they had never been to prison.
>

HeHe

Tappy yoo av exceled yersell with such a sexy joke

"Tappy Lappy" <Tappy Lappy@nufc.com> wrote in message 
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> shower.
>


Is that rain?

"Eyan The Mackem (oo)"  wrote in message 
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> "Tappy Lappy" <Tappy Lappy@nufc.com> wrote in message 
> news:aoSdncpgIZp4YLHanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@bt.com...
>>A recent survey showed that 85% of Mackems thought that the best place to 
>>have sex was in the shower.
>>
>> The other 15% said they had never been to prison.
>>
>
> HeHe
>
> Tappy yoo av exceled yersell with such a sexy joke
>
Indeed, praise from the master - I divn't feel worthy.!!

By the way Eyan, which percentage do you come under? Suppose I could have 
played the thick geordie and said which half. ;-]

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> "Paul"  wrote in message
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> > "Tappy Lappy" <Tappy Lappy@nufc.com> wrote in
> > news:aoSdncpgIZp4YLHanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@bt.com:

> Anyway I was going to post in the Mackem group, but they might have got it
> confused with the squad at the SOL
> and thought it was some kind of weird group sex ;-]
>
> Tappy
>
>
Now, just because Dyer was too injured to make any more films the last few
years you had him - mind you bought Barton to carry on your policy of at
least one scum of the earth player who should be in prison... ;)