Been packed in since July 1st Midneet...

9 days later...

Av...

Not had a fag...

Anyone gonna pat me on the back? Niccy chewys are expensive lyke,doing a 
packet ov chewys instead of the Mr Lamberts.....

And how do I tak the recreational drugs now?

Any advice? before I gan to the garage

Lightweight sell-out. You'll be eating quiche and drinking in trendy
wine bars before you know it.
-- 
BlueCubed
Everton FC - The People's Club

On Tue, 10 Jul 2007 01:43:41 GMT, "Eyan The Mackem \(oo\)"
 wrote:

>Been packed in since July 1st Midneet...

silly sod, you did yourself out of 6 hours worth of killing yourself.
the ban didn't kick in til 6am.
>
>9 days later...
>
>Av...
>
>Not had a fag...
>
>Anyone gonna pat me on the back? Niccy chewys are expensive lyke,doing a 
>packet ov chewys instead of the Mr Lamberts.....
>
well done, but you could try goin cold turkey. mate of mine quit 3
weeks ago and she's coping surprisingly well, considering she's tried
quitting in the past and usually lasted about an hour each time.

>And how do I tak the recreational drugs now?

try cake, though you may just turn into a fat bastard.
>
>Any advice? before I gan to the garage 

don't light up near the pumps?
-- 

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http://live.xbox.com/member/Chrisflynnuk
Current eBay auctions: http://tinyurl.com/hutcb
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Lightweight sell-out. You'll be eating quiche and drinking in trendy
wine bars before you know it.
-- 
BlueCubed
Everton FC - The People's Club

On Tue, 10 Jul 2007 01:43:41 GMT, "Eyan The Mackem \(oo\)"
 wrote:

>Been packed in since July 1st Midneet...

silly sod, you did yourself out of 6 hours worth of killing yourself.
the ban didn't kick in til 6am.
>
>9 days later...
>
>Av...
>
>Not had a fag...
>
>Anyone gonna pat me on the back? Niccy chewys are expensive lyke,doing a 
>packet ov chewys instead of the Mr Lamberts.....
>
well done, but you could try goin cold turkey. mate of mine quit 3
weeks ago and she's coping surprisingly well, considering she's tried
quitting in the past and usually lasted about an hour each time.

>And how do I tak the recreational drugs now?

try cake, though you may just turn into a fat bastard.
>
>Any advice? before I gan to the garage 

don't light up near the pumps?
-- 

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http://live.xbox.com/member/Chrisflynnuk
Current eBay auctions: http://tinyurl.com/hutcb
360, DS, PS2 and Saturn Games For Auction.

"Chris F"  wrote in message 
news:rdt59397tcmalm2152cupd2aqqkdpju6v9@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 10 Jul 2007 01:43:41 GMT, "Eyan The Mackem \(oo\)"
>  wrote:
>
>>Been packed in since July 1st Midneet...
>
> silly sod, you did yourself out of 6 hours worth of killing yourself.
> the ban didn't kick in til 6am.

Gerraway...Shit

>>
>>9 days later...
>>
>>Av...
>>
>>Not had a fag...
>>
>>Anyone gonna pat me on the back? Niccy chewys are expensive lyke,doing a
>>packet ov chewys instead of the Mr Lamberts.....
>>
> well done, but you could try goin cold turkey. mate of mine quit 3
> weeks ago and she's coping surprisingly well, considering she's tried
> quitting in the past and usually lasted about an hour each time.

Doing about 12 chewys a day.. I must say this ban helps me loads...
Not coming into contact with any smoke u see, must stop starin at the 
smokers outside the boozer tho.

>
>>And how do I tak the recreational drugs now?
>
> try cake, though you may just turn into a fat bastard.

Yeah! Been eating a few pies

>>
>>Any advice? before I gan to the garage
>
> don't light up near the pumps?


LOL

>>And how do I tak the recreational drugs now?
>
> try cake, though you may just turn into a fat bastard.

yoghurt, just burn & crumble it in. make sure you get then fruity bits

Lightweight sell-out. You'll be eating quiche and drinking in trendy
wine bars before you know it.
-- 
BlueCubed
Everton FC - The People's Club

On Tue, 10 Jul 2007 01:43:41 GMT, "Eyan The Mackem \(oo\)"
 wrote:

>Been packed in since July 1st Midneet...

silly sod, you did yourself out of 6 hours worth of killing yourself.
the ban didn't kick in til 6am.
>
>9 days later...
>
>Av...
>
>Not had a fag...
>
>Anyone gonna pat me on the back? Niccy chewys are expensive lyke,doing a 
>packet ov chewys instead of the Mr Lamberts.....
>
well done, but you could try goin cold turkey. mate of mine quit 3
weeks ago and she's coping surprisingly well, considering she's tried
quitting in the past and usually lasted about an hour each time.

>And how do I tak the recreational drugs now?

try cake, though you may just turn into a fat bastard.
>
>Any advice? before I gan to the garage 

don't light up near the pumps?
-- 

gamertag: Chrisflynnuk
http://live.xbox.com/member/Chrisflynnuk
Current eBay auctions: http://tinyurl.com/hutcb
360, DS, PS2 and Saturn Games For Auction.

"Chris F"  wrote in message 
news:rdt59397tcmalm2152cupd2aqqkdpju6v9@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 10 Jul 2007 01:43:41 GMT, "Eyan The Mackem \(oo\)"
>  wrote:
>
>>Been packed in since July 1st Midneet...
>
> silly sod, you did yourself out of 6 hours worth of killing yourself.
> the ban didn't kick in til 6am.

Gerraway...Shit

>>
>>9 days later...
>>
>>Av...
>>
>>Not had a fag...
>>
>>Anyone gonna pat me on the back? Niccy chewys are expensive lyke,doing a
>>packet ov chewys instead of the Mr Lamberts.....
>>
> well done, but you could try goin cold turkey. mate of mine quit 3
> weeks ago and she's coping surprisingly well, considering she's tried
> quitting in the past and usually lasted about an hour each time.

Doing about 12 chewys a day.. I must say this ban helps me loads...
Not coming into contact with any smoke u see, must stop starin at the 
smokers outside the boozer tho.

>
>>And how do I tak the recreational drugs now?
>
> try cake, though you may just turn into a fat bastard.

Yeah! Been eating a few pies

>>
>>Any advice? before I gan to the garage
>
> don't light up near the pumps?


LOL

>>And how do I tak the recreational drugs now?
>
> try cake, though you may just turn into a fat bastard.

yoghurt, just burn & crumble it in. make sure you get then fruity bits

Lightweight sell-out. You'll be eating quiche and drinking in trendy
wine bars before you know it.
-- 
BlueCubed
Everton FC - The People's Club

On Tue, 10 Jul 2007 01:43:41 GMT, "Eyan The Mackem \(oo\)"
 wrote:

>Been packed in since July 1st Midneet...

silly sod, you did yourself out of 6 hours worth of killing yourself.
the ban didn't kick in til 6am.
>
>9 days later...
>
>Av...
>
>Not had a fag...
>
>Anyone gonna pat me on the back? Niccy chewys are expensive lyke,doing a 
>packet ov chewys instead of the Mr Lamberts.....
>
well done, but you could try goin cold turkey. mate of mine quit 3
weeks ago and she's coping surprisingly well, considering she's tried
quitting in the past and usually lasted about an hour each time.

>And how do I tak the recreational drugs now?

try cake, though you may just turn into a fat bastard.
>
>Any advice? before I gan to the garage 

don't light up near the pumps?
-- 

gamertag: Chrisflynnuk
http://live.xbox.com/member/Chrisflynnuk
Current eBay auctions: http://tinyurl.com/hutcb
360, DS, PS2 and Saturn Games For Auction.

"Chris F"  wrote in message 
news:rdt59397tcmalm2152cupd2aqqkdpju6v9@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 10 Jul 2007 01:43:41 GMT, "Eyan The Mackem \(oo\)"
>  wrote:
>
>>Been packed in since July 1st Midneet...
>
> silly sod, you did yourself out of 6 hours worth of killing yourself.
> the ban didn't kick in til 6am.

Gerraway...Shit

>>
>>9 days later...
>>
>>Av...
>>
>>Not had a fag...
>>
>>Anyone gonna pat me on the back? Niccy chewys are expensive lyke,doing a
>>packet ov chewys instead of the Mr Lamberts.....
>>
> well done, but you could try goin cold turkey. mate of mine quit 3
> weeks ago and she's coping surprisingly well, considering she's tried
> quitting in the past and usually lasted about an hour each time.

Doing about 12 chewys a day.. I must say this ban helps me loads...
Not coming into contact with any smoke u see, must stop starin at the 
smokers outside the boozer tho.

>
>>And how do I tak the recreational drugs now?
>
> try cake, though you may just turn into a fat bastard.

Yeah! Been eating a few pies

>>
>>Any advice? before I gan to the garage
>
> don't light up near the pumps?


LOL

>>And how do I tak the recreational drugs now?
>
> try cake, though you may just turn into a fat bastard.

yoghurt, just burn & crumble it in. make sure you get then fruity bits

Lightweight sell-out. You'll be eating quiche and drinking in trendy
wine bars before you know it.
-- 
BlueCubed
Everton FC - The People's Club

On Tue, 10 Jul 2007 01:43:41 GMT, "Eyan The Mackem \(oo\)"
 wrote:

>Been packed in since July 1st Midneet...

silly sod, you did yourself out of 6 hours worth of killing yourself.
the ban didn't kick in til 6am.
>
>9 days later...
>
>Av...
>
>Not had a fag...
>
>Anyone gonna pat me on the back? Niccy chewys are expensive lyke,doing a 
>packet ov chewys instead of the Mr Lamberts.....
>
well done, but you could try goin cold turkey. mate of mine quit 3
weeks ago and she's coping surprisingly well, considering she's tried
quitting in the past and usually lasted about an hour each time.

>And how do I tak the recreational drugs now?

try cake, though you may just turn into a fat bastard.
>
>Any advice? before I gan to the garage 

don't light up near the pumps?
-- 

gamertag: Chrisflynnuk
http://live.xbox.com/member/Chrisflynnuk
Current eBay auctions: http://tinyurl.com/hutcb
360, DS, PS2 and Saturn Games For Auction.

"Chris F"  wrote in message 
news:rdt59397tcmalm2152cupd2aqqkdpju6v9@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 10 Jul 2007 01:43:41 GMT, "Eyan The Mackem \(oo\)"
>  wrote:
>
>>Been packed in since July 1st Midneet...
>
> silly sod, you did yourself out of 6 hours worth of killing yourself.
> the ban didn't kick in til 6am.

Gerraway...Shit

>>
>>9 days later...
>>
>>Av...
>>
>>Not had a fag...
>>
>>Anyone gonna pat me on the back? Niccy chewys are expensive lyke,doing a
>>packet ov chewys instead of the Mr Lamberts.....
>>
> well done, but you could try goin cold turkey. mate of mine quit 3
> weeks ago and she's coping surprisingly well, considering she's tried
> quitting in the past and usually lasted about an hour each time.

Doing about 12 chewys a day.. I must say this ban helps me loads...
Not coming into contact with any smoke u see, must stop starin at the 
smokers outside the boozer tho.

>
>>And how do I tak the recreational drugs now?
>
> try cake, though you may just turn into a fat bastard.

Yeah! Been eating a few pies

>>
>>Any advice? before I gan to the garage
>
> don't light up near the pumps?


LOL

>>And how do I tak the recreational drugs now?
>
> try cake, though you may just turn into a fat bastard.

yoghurt, just burn & crumble it in. make sure you get then fruity bits

Lightweight sell-out. You'll be eating quiche and drinking in trendy
wine bars before you know it.
-- 
BlueCubed
Everton FC - The People's Club

On Tue, 10 Jul 2007 01:43:41 GMT, "Eyan The Mackem \(oo\)"
 wrote:

>Been packed in since July 1st Midneet...

silly sod, you did yourself out of 6 hours worth of killing yourself.
the ban didn't kick in til 6am.
>
>9 days later...
>
>Av...
>
>Not had a fag...
>
>Anyone gonna pat me on the back? Niccy chewys are expensive lyke,doing a 
>packet ov chewys instead of the Mr Lamberts.....
>
well done, but you could try goin cold turkey. mate of mine quit 3
weeks ago and she's coping surprisingly well, considering she's tried
quitting in the past and usually lasted about an hour each time.

>And how do I tak the recreational drugs now?

try cake, though you may just turn into a fat bastard.
>
>Any advice? before I gan to the garage 

don't light up near the pumps?
-- 

gamertag: Chrisflynnuk
http://live.xbox.com/member/Chrisflynnuk
Current eBay auctions: http://tinyurl.com/hutcb
360, DS, PS2 and Saturn Games For Auction.

"Chris F"  wrote in message 
news:rdt59397tcmalm2152cupd2aqqkdpju6v9@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 10 Jul 2007 01:43:41 GMT, "Eyan The Mackem \(oo\)"
>  wrote:
>
>>Been packed in since July 1st Midneet...
>
> silly sod, you did yourself out of 6 hours worth of killing yourself.
> the ban didn't kick in til 6am.

Gerraway...Shit

>>
>>9 days later...
>>
>>Av...
>>
>>Not had a fag...
>>
>>Anyone gonna pat me on the back? Niccy chewys are expensive lyke,doing a
>>packet ov chewys instead of the Mr Lamberts.....
>>
> well done, but you could try goin cold turkey. mate of mine quit 3
> weeks ago and she's coping surprisingly well, considering she's tried
> quitting in the past and usually lasted about an hour each time.

Doing about 12 chewys a day.. I must say this ban helps me loads...
Not coming into contact with any smoke u see, must stop starin at the 
smokers outside the boozer tho.

>
>>And how do I tak the recreational drugs now?
>
> try cake, though you may just turn into a fat bastard.

Yeah! Been eating a few pies

>>
>>Any advice? before I gan to the garage
>
> don't light up near the pumps?


LOL

>>And how do I tak the recreational drugs now?
>
> try cake, though you may just turn into a fat bastard.

yoghurt, just burn & crumble it in. make sure you get then fruity bits

Lightweight sell-out. You'll be eating quiche and drinking in trendy
wine bars before you know it.
-- 
BlueCubed
Everton FC - The People's Club

On Tue, 10 Jul 2007 01:43:41 GMT, "Eyan The Mackem \(oo\)"
 wrote:

>Been packed in since July 1st Midneet...

silly sod, you did yourself out of 6 hours worth of killing yourself.
the ban didn't kick in til 6am.
>
>9 days later...
>
>Av...
>
>Not had a fag...
>
>Anyone gonna pat me on the back? Niccy chewys are expensive lyke,doing a 
>packet ov chewys instead of the Mr Lamberts.....
>
well done, but you could try goin cold turkey. mate of mine quit 3
weeks ago and she's coping surprisingly well, considering she's tried
quitting in the past and usually lasted about an hour each time.

>And how do I tak the recreational drugs now?

try cake, though you may just turn into a fat bastard.
>
>Any advice? before I gan to the garage 

don't light up near the pumps?
-- 

gamertag: Chrisflynnuk
http://live.xbox.com/member/Chrisflynnuk
Current eBay auctions: http://tinyurl.com/hutcb
360, DS, PS2 and Saturn Games For Auction.

"Chris F"  wrote in message 
news:rdt59397tcmalm2152cupd2aqqkdpju6v9@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 10 Jul 2007 01:43:41 GMT, "Eyan The Mackem \(oo\)"
>  wrote:
>
>>Been packed in since July 1st Midneet...
>
> silly sod, you did yourself out of 6 hours worth of killing yourself.
> the ban didn't kick in til 6am.

Gerraway...Shit

>>
>>9 days later...
>>
>>Av...
>>
>>Not had a fag...
>>
>>Anyone gonna pat me on the back? Niccy chewys are expensive lyke,doing a
>>packet ov chewys instead of the Mr Lamberts.....
>>
> well done, but you could try goin cold turkey. mate of mine quit 3
> weeks ago and she's coping surprisingly well, considering she's tried
> quitting in the past and usually lasted about an hour each time.

Doing about 12 chewys a day.. I must say this ban helps me loads...
Not coming into contact with any smoke u see, must stop starin at the 
smokers outside the boozer tho.

>
>>And how do I tak the recreational drugs now?
>
> try cake, though you may just turn into a fat bastard.

Yeah! Been eating a few pies

>>
>>Any advice? before I gan to the garage
>
> don't light up near the pumps?


LOL

>>And how do I tak the recreational drugs now?
>
> try cake, though you may just turn into a fat bastard.

yoghurt, just burn & crumble it in. make sure you get then fruity bits

On 10/7/07 12:02, in article
3HJki.21372$p8.10651@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk, "sima" 
wrote:

>>> And how do I tak the recreational drugs now?
>> 
>> try cake, though you may just turn into a fat bastard.
> 
> yoghurt, just burn & crumble it in. make sure you get then fruity bits
> 
> 
Does it work with heroin?

How about acetylsalicylic acid? It's widely available at all leading supermarkets as well as 
chemists. It is piss cheap and is taken with water or milk.

I used to be a 60-a-day puffer. Packed it all up on April 1 1993 and I have never touched a fag 
since. The money I saved turned me into a globetrotter... When I packed it in, I used to eat 3 Mars 
a day ("helps you to work, rest and play").

Philocophus

**********

"Dave Herbal" <Back@the.ranch> wrote in message news:C2BC45D9.10D5%Back@the.ranch...
> On 10/7/07 12:02, in article
> 3HJki.21372$p8.10651@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk, "sima" 
> wrote:
>
>>>> And how do I tak the recreational drugs now?
>>>
>>> try cake, though you may just turn into a fat bastard.
>>
>> yoghurt, just burn & crumble it in. make sure you get then fruity bits
>>
>>
> Does it work with heroin?
>

Lightweight sell-out. You'll be eating quiche and drinking in trendy
wine bars before you know it.
-- 
BlueCubed
Everton FC - The People's Club

On Tue, 10 Jul 2007 01:43:41 GMT, "Eyan The Mackem \(oo\)"
 wrote:

>Been packed in since July 1st Midneet...

silly sod, you did yourself out of 6 hours worth of killing yourself.
the ban didn't kick in til 6am.
>
>9 days later...
>
>Av...
>
>Not had a fag...
>
>Anyone gonna pat me on the back? Niccy chewys are expensive lyke,doing a 
>packet ov chewys instead of the Mr Lamberts.....
>
well done, but you could try goin cold turkey. mate of mine quit 3
weeks ago and she's coping surprisingly well, considering she's tried
quitting in the past and usually lasted about an hour each time.

>And how do I tak the recreational drugs now?

try cake, though you may just turn into a fat bastard.
>
>Any advice? before I gan to the garage 

don't light up near the pumps?
-- 

gamertag: Chrisflynnuk
http://live.xbox.com/member/Chrisflynnuk
Current eBay auctions: http://tinyurl.com/hutcb
360, DS, PS2 and Saturn Games For Auction.

"Chris F"  wrote in message 
news:rdt59397tcmalm2152cupd2aqqkdpju6v9@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 10 Jul 2007 01:43:41 GMT, "Eyan The Mackem \(oo\)"
>  wrote:
>
>>Been packed in since July 1st Midneet...
>
> silly sod, you did yourself out of 6 hours worth of killing yourself.
> the ban didn't kick in til 6am.

Gerraway...Shit

>>
>>9 days later...
>>
>>Av...
>>
>>Not had a fag...
>>
>>Anyone gonna pat me on the back? Niccy chewys are expensive lyke,doing a
>>packet ov chewys instead of the Mr Lamberts.....
>>
> well done, but you could try goin cold turkey. mate of mine quit 3
> weeks ago and she's coping surprisingly well, considering she's tried
> quitting in the past and usually lasted about an hour each time.

Doing about 12 chewys a day.. I must say this ban helps me loads...
Not coming into contact with any smoke u see, must stop starin at the 
smokers outside the boozer tho.

>
>>And how do I tak the recreational drugs now?
>
> try cake, though you may just turn into a fat bastard.

Yeah! Been eating a few pies

>>
>>Any advice? before I gan to the garage
>
> don't light up near the pumps?


LOL

>>And how do I tak the recreational drugs now?
>
> try cake, though you may just turn into a fat bastard.

yoghurt, just burn & crumble it in. make sure you get then fruity bits

On 10/7/07 12:02, in article
3HJki.21372$p8.10651@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk, "sima" 
wrote:

>>> And how do I tak the recreational drugs now?
>> 
>> try cake, though you may just turn into a fat bastard.
> 
> yoghurt, just burn & crumble it in. make sure you get then fruity bits
> 
> 
Does it work with heroin?

How about acetylsalicylic acid? It's widely available at all leading supermarkets as well as 
chemists. It is piss cheap and is taken with water or milk.

I used to be a 60-a-day puffer. Packed it all up on April 1 1993 and I have never touched a fag 
since. The money I saved turned me into a globetrotter... When I packed it in, I used to eat 3 Mars 
a day ("helps you to work, rest and play").

Philocophus

**********

"Dave Herbal" <Back@the.ranch> wrote in message news:C2BC45D9.10D5%Back@the.ranch...
> On 10/7/07 12:02, in article
> 3HJki.21372$p8.10651@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk, "sima" 
> wrote:
>
>>>> And how do I tak the recreational drugs now?
>>>
>>> try cake, though you may just turn into a fat bastard.
>>
>> yoghurt, just burn & crumble it in. make sure you get then fruity bits
>>
>>
> Does it work with heroin?
>

On Thu, 12 Jul 2007 22:41:31 +0100, "Philocophus"
 wrote:

>How about acetylsalicylic acid? It's widely available at all leading supermarkets as well as 
>chemists. It is piss cheap and is taken with water or milk.
>
>I used to be a 60-a-day puffer. Packed it all up on April 1 1993 and I have never touched a fag 
>since. The money I saved turned me into a globetrotter... When I packed it in, I used to eat 3 Mars 
>a day ("helps you to work, rest and play").
>
i think you mean it turned you into a globe, by the sounds of it ;)

-- 

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Current eBay auctions: http://tinyurl.com/hutcb
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Lightweight sell-out. You'll be eating quiche and drinking in trendy
wine bars before you know it.
-- 
BlueCubed
Everton FC - The People's Club

On Tue, 10 Jul 2007 01:43:41 GMT, "Eyan The Mackem \(oo\)"
 wrote:

>Been packed in since July 1st Midneet...

silly sod, you did yourself out of 6 hours worth of killing yourself.
the ban didn't kick in til 6am.
>
>9 days later...
>
>Av...
>
>Not had a fag...
>
>Anyone gonna pat me on the back? Niccy chewys are expensive lyke,doing a 
>packet ov chewys instead of the Mr Lamberts.....
>
well done, but you could try goin cold turkey. mate of mine quit 3
weeks ago and she's coping surprisingly well, considering she's tried
quitting in the past and usually lasted about an hour each time.

>And how do I tak the recreational drugs now?

try cake, though you may just turn into a fat bastard.
>
>Any advice? before I gan to the garage 

don't light up near the pumps?
-- 

gamertag: Chrisflynnuk
http://live.xbox.com/member/Chrisflynnuk
Current eBay auctions: http://tinyurl.com/hutcb
360, DS, PS2 and Saturn Games For Auction.

"Chris F"  wrote in message 
news:rdt59397tcmalm2152cupd2aqqkdpju6v9@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 10 Jul 2007 01:43:41 GMT, "Eyan The Mackem \(oo\)"
>  wrote:
>
>>Been packed in since July 1st Midneet...
>
> silly sod, you did yourself out of 6 hours worth of killing yourself.
> the ban didn't kick in til 6am.

Gerraway...Shit

>>
>>9 days later...
>>
>>Av...
>>
>>Not had a fag...
>>
>>Anyone gonna pat me on the back? Niccy chewys are expensive lyke,doing a
>>packet ov chewys instead of the Mr Lamberts.....
>>
> well done, but you could try goin cold turkey. mate of mine quit 3
> weeks ago and she's coping surprisingly well, considering she's tried
> quitting in the past and usually lasted about an hour each time.

Doing about 12 chewys a day.. I must say this ban helps me loads...
Not coming into contact with any smoke u see, must stop starin at the 
smokers outside the boozer tho.

>
>>And how do I tak the recreational drugs now?
>
> try cake, though you may just turn into a fat bastard.

Yeah! Been eating a few pies

>>
>>Any advice? before I gan to the garage
>
> don't light up near the pumps?


LOL

>>And how do I tak the recreational drugs now?
>
> try cake, though you may just turn into a fat bastard.

yoghurt, just burn & crumble it in. make sure you get then fruity bits

On 10/7/07 12:02, in article
3HJki.21372$p8.10651@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk, "sima" 
wrote:

>>> And how do I tak the recreational drugs now?
>> 
>> try cake, though you may just turn into a fat bastard.
> 
> yoghurt, just burn & crumble it in. make sure you get then fruity bits
> 
> 
Does it work with heroin?

How about acetylsalicylic acid? It's widely available at all leading supermarkets as well as 
chemists. It is piss cheap and is taken with water or milk.

I used to be a 60-a-day puffer. Packed it all up on April 1 1993 and I have never touched a fag 
since. The money I saved turned me into a globetrotter... When I packed it in, I used to eat 3 Mars 
a day ("helps you to work, rest and play").

Philocophus

**********

"Dave Herbal" <Back@the.ranch> wrote in message news:C2BC45D9.10D5%Back@the.ranch...
> On 10/7/07 12:02, in article
> 3HJki.21372$p8.10651@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk, "sima" 
> wrote:
>
>>>> And how do I tak the recreational drugs now?
>>>
>>> try cake, though you may just turn into a fat bastard.
>>
>> yoghurt, just burn & crumble it in. make sure you get then fruity bits
>>
>>
> Does it work with heroin?
>

On Thu, 12 Jul 2007 22:41:31 +0100, "Philocophus"
 wrote:

>How about acetylsalicylic acid? It's widely available at all leading supermarkets as well as 
>chemists. It is piss cheap and is taken with water or milk.
>
>I used to be a 60-a-day puffer. Packed it all up on April 1 1993 and I have never touched a fag 
>since. The money I saved turned me into a globetrotter... When I packed it in, I used to eat 3 Mars 
>a day ("helps you to work, rest and play").
>
i think you mean it turned you into a globe, by the sounds of it ;)

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"Philocophus"  wrote in
news:f7676b$l0m$1$8300dec7@news.demon.co.uk: 

> How about acetylsalicylic acid? It's widely available at all leading
> supermarkets as well as chemists. It is piss cheap and is taken with
> water or milk. 
> 
> I used to be a 60-a-day puffer. Packed it all up on April 1 1993 and I
> have never touched a fag since. The money I saved turned me into a
> globetrotter... When I packed it in, I used to eat 3 Mars a day
> ("helps you to work, rest and play"). 

Went to my regular pub last night, first time I've been in since the ban 
(been off the booze for a couple of weeks). Place fucking stinks of stale 
beer and disinfectant. The landlord reckoned he had increased business on 
the first few days - people seeing what it was like - but now it's well 
down because people don't want to stand outside in the rain and he's 
dreading winter. I've been going there off and on for nigh on 25 years (had 
my fist legal pint in there in 1983) and I'd say 70 or 80% of the regulars 
smoke. They're the ones that piss all their money away at the bar, and 
they're the ones that keep him going, not Mr "I'll have a quick half at 
Christmas, gosh, terribly smoky in here" and his wife, Mrs "oooh, how about 
a white wine spritzer".

I reckon he's fucked, it'll be an All Bar One or flats in two years. But 
hey, as long as Hilary, Sophie, Ollie and Toby from Jesmond don't have to 
smell the oik's tabs on a night out at that wanky place in Archbold Terrace 
or when they slum it round the town, it'll be worth it. Not that I'm an 
inverted snob or owt like. The fucking twats. I'm off for a tab.

On Fri, 13 Jul 2007 10:00:13 GMT, Devoto 
wrote:

>"Philocophus"  wrote in
>news:f7676b$l0m$1$8300dec7@news.demon.co.uk: 
>
>> How about acetylsalicylic acid? It's widely available at all leading
>> supermarkets as well as chemists. It is piss cheap and is taken with
>> water or milk. 
>> 
>> I used to be a 60-a-day puffer. Packed it all up on April 1 1993 and I
>> have never touched a fag since. The money I saved turned me into a
>> globetrotter... When I packed it in, I used to eat 3 Mars a day
>> ("helps you to work, rest and play"). 
>
>Went to my regular pub last night, first time I've been in since the ban 
>(been off the booze for a couple of weeks). Place fucking stinks of stale 
>beer and disinfectant. The landlord reckoned he had increased business on 
>the first few days - people seeing what it was like - but now it's well 
>down because people don't want to stand outside in the rain and he's 
>dreading winter. I've been going there off and on for nigh on 25 years (had 
>my fist legal pint in there in 1983) and I'd say 70 or 80% of the regulars 
>smoke. They're the ones that piss all their money away at the bar, and 
>they're the ones that keep him going, not Mr "I'll have a quick half at 
>Christmas, gosh, terribly smoky in here" and his wife, Mrs "oooh, how about 
>a white wine spritzer".
>
>I reckon he's fucked, it'll be an All Bar One or flats in two years. But 
>hey, as long as Hilary, Sophie, Ollie and Toby from Jesmond don't have to 
>smell the oik's tabs on a night out at that wanky place in Archbold Terrace 
>or when they slum it round the town, it'll be worth it. Not that I'm an 
>inverted snob or owt like. The fucking twats. I'm off for a tab.
Having a pint today when the draymen came in the pub delivering,they
said their lorry was only carrying half of the stock it did when fags
were on the go.
It will change I reckon as a week isn't long enough to see but I still
think it's over the top[as a non-smoker] 
Feel sorry for the old 'uns puffing on a fag and i think there should
be a small smoking room in the pub.
By the way, the wind blew in all the smoke from those puffing outside!
so we are not much better off!

Lightweight sell-out. You'll be eating quiche and drinking in trendy
wine bars before you know it.
-- 
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On Tue, 10 Jul 2007 01:43:41 GMT, "Eyan The Mackem \(oo\)"
 wrote:

>Been packed in since July 1st Midneet...

silly sod, you did yourself out of 6 hours worth of killing yourself.
the ban didn't kick in til 6am.
>
>9 days later...
>
>Av...
>
>Not had a fag...
>
>Anyone gonna pat me on the back? Niccy chewys are expensive lyke,doing a 
>packet ov chewys instead of the Mr Lamberts.....
>
well done, but you could try goin cold turkey. mate of mine quit 3
weeks ago and she's coping surprisingly well, considering she's tried
quitting in the past and usually lasted about an hour each time.

>And how do I tak the recreational drugs now?

try cake, though you may just turn into a fat bastard.
>
>Any advice? before I gan to the garage 

don't light up near the pumps?
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"Chris F"  wrote in message 
news:rdt59397tcmalm2152cupd2aqqkdpju6v9@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 10 Jul 2007 01:43:41 GMT, "Eyan The Mackem \(oo\)"
>  wrote:
>
>>Been packed in since July 1st Midneet...
>
> silly sod, you did yourself out of 6 hours worth of killing yourself.
> the ban didn't kick in til 6am.

Gerraway...Shit

>>
>>9 days later...
>>
>>Av...
>>
>>Not had a fag...
>>
>>Anyone gonna pat me on the back? Niccy chewys are expensive lyke,doing a
>>packet ov chewys instead of the Mr Lamberts.....
>>
> well done, but you could try goin cold turkey. mate of mine quit 3
> weeks ago and she's coping surprisingly well, considering she's tried
> quitting in the past and usually lasted about an hour each time.

Doing about 12 chewys a day.. I must say this ban helps me loads...
Not coming into contact with any smoke u see, must stop starin at the 
smokers outside the boozer tho.

>
>>And how do I tak the recreational drugs now?
>
> try cake, though you may just turn into a fat bastard.

Yeah! Been eating a few pies

>>
>>Any advice? before I gan to the garage
>
> don't light up near the pumps?


LOL

>>And how do I tak the recreational drugs now?
>
> try cake, though you may just turn into a fat bastard.

yoghurt, just burn & crumble it in. make sure you get then fruity bits

On 10/7/07 12:02, in article
3HJki.21372$p8.10651@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk, "sima" 
wrote:

>>> And how do I tak the recreational drugs now?
>> 
>> try cake, though you may just turn into a fat bastard.
> 
> yoghurt, just burn & crumble it in. make sure you get then fruity bits
> 
> 
Does it work with heroin?

How about acetylsalicylic acid? It's widely available at all leading supermarkets as well as 
chemists. It is piss cheap and is taken with water or milk.

I used to be a 60-a-day puffer. Packed it all up on April 1 1993 and I have never touched a fag 
since. The money I saved turned me into a globetrotter... When I packed it in, I used to eat 3 Mars 
a day ("helps you to work, rest and play").

Philocophus

**********

"Dave Herbal" <Back@the.ranch> wrote in message news:C2BC45D9.10D5%Back@the.ranch...
> On 10/7/07 12:02, in article
> 3HJki.21372$p8.10651@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk, "sima" 
> wrote:
>
>>>> And how do I tak the recreational drugs now?
>>>
>>> try cake, though you may just turn into a fat bastard.
>>
>> yoghurt, just burn & crumble it in. make sure you get then fruity bits
>>
>>
> Does it work with heroin?
>

On Thu, 12 Jul 2007 22:41:31 +0100, "Philocophus"
 wrote:

>How about acetylsalicylic acid? It's widely available at all leading supermarkets as well as 
>chemists. It is piss cheap and is taken with water or milk.
>
>I used to be a 60-a-day puffer. Packed it all up on April 1 1993 and I have never touched a fag 
>since. The money I saved turned me into a globetrotter... When I packed it in, I used to eat 3 Mars 
>a day ("helps you to work, rest and play").
>
i think you mean it turned you into a globe, by the sounds of it ;)

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"Philocophus"  wrote in
news:f7676b$l0m$1$8300dec7@news.demon.co.uk: 

> How about acetylsalicylic acid? It's widely available at all leading
> supermarkets as well as chemists. It is piss cheap and is taken with
> water or milk. 
> 
> I used to be a 60-a-day puffer. Packed it all up on April 1 1993 and I
> have never touched a fag since. The money I saved turned me into a
> globetrotter... When I packed it in, I used to eat 3 Mars a day
> ("helps you to work, rest and play"). 

Went to my regular pub last night, first time I've been in since the ban 
(been off the booze for a couple of weeks). Place fucking stinks of stale 
beer and disinfectant. The landlord reckoned he had increased business on 
the first few days - people seeing what it was like - but now it's well 
down because people don't want to stand outside in the rain and he's 
dreading winter. I've been going there off and on for nigh on 25 years (had 
my fist legal pint in there in 1983) and I'd say 70 or 80% of the regulars 
smoke. They're the ones that piss all their money away at the bar, and 
they're the ones that keep him going, not Mr "I'll have a quick half at 
Christmas, gosh, terribly smoky in here" and his wife, Mrs "oooh, how about 
a white wine spritzer".

I reckon he's fucked, it'll be an All Bar One or flats in two years. But 
hey, as long as Hilary, Sophie, Ollie and Toby from Jesmond don't have to 
smell the oik's tabs on a night out at that wanky place in Archbold Terrace 
or when they slum it round the town, it'll be worth it. Not that I'm an 
inverted snob or owt like. The fucking twats. I'm off for a tab.

On Fri, 13 Jul 2007 10:00:13 GMT, Devoto 
wrote:

>"Philocophus"  wrote in
>news:f7676b$l0m$1$8300dec7@news.demon.co.uk: 
>
>> How about acetylsalicylic acid? It's widely available at all leading
>> supermarkets as well as chemists. It is piss cheap and is taken with
>> water or milk. 
>> 
>> I used to be a 60-a-day puffer. Packed it all up on April 1 1993 and I
>> have never touched a fag since. The money I saved turned me into a
>> globetrotter... When I packed it in, I used to eat 3 Mars a day
>> ("helps you to work, rest and play"). 
>
>Went to my regular pub last night, first time I've been in since the ban 
>(been off the booze for a couple of weeks). Place fucking stinks of stale 
>beer and disinfectant. The landlord reckoned he had increased business on 
>the first few days - people seeing what it was like - but now it's well 
>down because people don't want to stand outside in the rain and he's 
>dreading winter. I've been going there off and on for nigh on 25 years (had 
>my fist legal pint in there in 1983) and I'd say 70 or 80% of the regulars 
>smoke. They're the ones that piss all their money away at the bar, and 
>they're the ones that keep him going, not Mr "I'll have a quick half at 
>Christmas, gosh, terribly smoky in here" and his wife, Mrs "oooh, how about 
>a white wine spritzer".
>
>I reckon he's fucked, it'll be an All Bar One or flats in two years. But 
>hey, as long as Hilary, Sophie, Ollie and Toby from Jesmond don't have to 
>smell the oik's tabs on a night out at that wanky place in Archbold Terrace 
>or when they slum it round the town, it'll be worth it. Not that I'm an 
>inverted snob or owt like. The fucking twats. I'm off for a tab.
Having a pint today when the draymen came in the pub delivering,they
said their lorry was only carrying half of the stock it did when fags
were on the go.
It will change I reckon as a week isn't long enough to see but I still
think it's over the top[as a non-smoker] 
Feel sorry for the old 'uns puffing on a fag and i think there should
be a small smoking room in the pub.
By the way, the wind blew in all the smoke from those puffing outside!
so we are not much better off!

"Seafarer"  wrote in message 
news:4697b2ff.1066531@news.tiscali.co.uk...
> On Fri, 13 Jul 2007 10:00:13 GMT, Devoto 
> wrote:
>
>>"Philocophus"  wrote in
>>news:f7676b$l0m$1$8300dec7@news.demon.co.uk:
>>
>>> How about acetylsalicylic acid? It's widely available at all leading
>>> supermarkets as well as chemists. It is piss cheap and is taken with
>>> water or milk.
>>>
>>> I used to be a 60-a-day puffer. Packed it all up on April 1 1993 and I
>>> have never touched a fag since. The money I saved turned me into a
>>> globetrotter... When I packed it in, I used to eat 3 Mars a day
>>> ("helps you to work, rest and play").
>>
>>Went to my regular pub last night, first time I've been in since the ban
>>(been off the booze for a couple of weeks). Place fucking stinks of stale
>>beer and disinfectant. The landlord reckoned he had increased business on
>>the first few days - people seeing what it was like - but now it's well
>>down because people don't want to stand outside in the rain and he's
>>dreading winter. I've been going there off and on for nigh on 25 years 
>>(had
>>my fist legal pint in there in 1983) and I'd say 70 or 80% of the regulars
>>smoke. They're the ones that piss all their money away at the bar, and
>>they're the ones that keep him going, not Mr "I'll have a quick half at
>>Christmas, gosh, terribly smoky in here" and his wife, Mrs "oooh, how 
>>about
>>a white wine spritzer".
>>
>>I reckon he's fucked, it'll be an All Bar One or flats in two years. But
>>hey, as long as Hilary, Sophie, Ollie and Toby from Jesmond don't have to
>>smell the oik's tabs on a night out at that wanky place in Archbold 
>>Terrace
>>or when they slum it round the town, it'll be worth it. Not that I'm an
>>inverted snob or owt like. The fucking twats. I'm off for a tab.
> Having a pint today when the draymen came in the pub delivering,they
> said their lorry was only carrying half of the stock it did when fags
> were on the go.
> It will change I reckon as a week isn't long enough to see but I still
> think it's over the top[as a non-smoker]
> Feel sorry for the old 'uns puffing on a fag and i think there should
> be a small smoking room in the pub.
> By the way, the wind blew in all the smoke from those puffing outside!
> so we are not much better off!



My local has one of them shed type things that you see in B&Q, it's round 
the back of the pub and as I am the only non smoker I'm left on my tod in 
the bar, so I said to myself (as you do when you are left on your tod) sod 
this for a laugh, so I went out and joined them.

We shut all the windows(well it's only the one) and it's like the old days, 
well a couple of weeks ago. (brilliant)

And the bar was empty, so I aint going to tell you where my local is, 
sodding non smokers.

Harry

On 13/7/07 19:13, in article 5fptmfF3duv2qU1@mid.individual.net, "Harry"
 wrote:

> 
> "Seafarer"  wrote in message
> news:4697b2ff.1066531@news.tiscali.co.uk...
>> On Fri, 13 Jul 2007 10:00:13 GMT, Devoto 
>> wrote:
>> 
>>> "Philocophus"  wrote in
>>> news:f7676b$l0m$1$8300dec7@news.demon.co.uk:
>>> 
>>>> How about acetylsalicylic acid? It's widely available at all leading
>>>> supermarkets as well as chemists. It is piss cheap and is taken with
>>>> water or milk.
>>>> 
>>>> I used to be a 60-a-day puffer. Packed it all up on April 1 1993 and I
>>>> have never touched a fag since. The money I saved turned me into a
>>>> globetrotter... When I packed it in, I used to eat 3 Mars a day
>>>> ("helps you to work, rest and play").
>>> 
>>> Went to my regular pub last night, first time I've been in since the ban
>>> (been off the booze for a couple of weeks). Place fucking stinks of stale
>>> beer and disinfectant. The landlord reckoned he had increased business on
>>> the first few days - people seeing what it was like - but now it's well
>>> down because people don't want to stand outside in the rain and he's
>>> dreading winter. I've been going there off and on for nigh on 25 years
>>> (had
>>> my fist legal pint in there in 1983) and I'd say 70 or 80% of the regulars
>>> smoke. They're the ones that piss all their money away at the bar, and
>>> they're the ones that keep him going, not Mr "I'll have a quick half at
>>> Christmas, gosh, terribly smoky in here" and his wife, Mrs "oooh, how
>>> about
>>> a white wine spritzer".
>>> 
>>> I reckon he's fucked, it'll be an All Bar One or flats in two years. But
>>> hey, as long as Hilary, Sophie, Ollie and Toby from Jesmond don't have to
>>> smell the oik's tabs on a night out at that wanky place in Archbold
>>> Terrace
>>> or when they slum it round the town, it'll be worth it. Not that I'm an
>>> inverted snob or owt like. The fucking twats. I'm off for a tab.
>> Having a pint today when the draymen came in the pub delivering,they
>> said their lorry was only carrying half of the stock it did when fags
>> were on the go.
>> It will change I reckon as a week isn't long enough to see but I still
>> think it's over the top[as a non-smoker]
>> Feel sorry for the old 'uns puffing on a fag and i think there should
>> be a small smoking room in the pub.
>> By the way, the wind blew in all the smoke from those puffing outside!
>> so we are not much better off!
> 
> 
> 
> My local has one of them shed type things that you see in B&Q, it's round
> the back of the pub and as I am the only non smoker I'm left on my tod in
> the bar, so I said to myself (as you do when you are left on your tod) sod
> this for a laugh, so I went out and joined them.
> 
> We shut all the windows(well it's only the one) and it's like the old days,
> well a couple of weeks ago. (brilliant)
> 
> And the bar was empty, so I aint going to tell you where my local is,
> sodding non smokers.
> 
> Harry 
> 

Well I hope thighs improve, cos it was fucking shit round here on Friday.
Some inside, some out. Atmosphere ruined. Spent all night going "anyone
coming out for a tab?" like a little lost boy. Going to the town tomorrow -
fucking dreading it. I'm trying to think of which pubs let you drink outside
on a night (in the centre like)

Bigallows
Glass Spider (roof terrace)
Berlins (roof terrace)
Chaplins
Oslo?

Anyone know where else?

Bah.

On Fri, 13 Jul 2007 22:21:51 +0100, Dave Herbal <Back@the.ranch>
wrote:

>On 13/7/07 19:13, in article 5fptmfF3duv2qU1@mid.individual.net, "Harry"
> wrote:
>
>> 
>> "Seafarer"  wrote in message
>> news:4697b2ff.1066531@news.tiscali.co.uk...
>>> On Fri, 13 Jul 2007 10:00:13 GMT, Devoto 
>>> wrote:
>>> 
>>>> "Philocophus"  wrote in
>>>> news:f7676b$l0m$1$8300dec7@news.demon.co.uk:
>>>> 
>>>>> How about acetylsalicylic acid? It's widely available at all leading
>>>>> supermarkets as well as chemists. It is piss cheap and is taken with
>>>>> water or milk.
>>>>> 
>>>>> I used to be a 60-a-day puffer. Packed it all up on April 1 1993 and I
>>>>> have never touched a fag since. The money I saved turned me into a
>>>>> globetrotter... When I packed it in, I used to eat 3 Mars a day
>>>>> ("helps you to work, rest and play").
>>>> 
>>>> Went to my regular pub last night, first time I've been in since the ban
>>>> (been off the booze for a couple of weeks). Place fucking stinks of stale
>>>> beer and disinfectant. The landlord reckoned he had increased business on
>>>> the first few days - people seeing what it was like - but now it's well
>>>> down because people don't want to stand outside in the rain and he's
>>>> dreading winter. I've been going there off and on for nigh on 25 years
>>>> (had
>>>> my fist legal pint in there in 1983) and I'd say 70 or 80% of the regulars
>>>> smoke. They're the ones that piss all their money away at the bar, and
>>>> they're the ones that keep him going, not Mr "I'll have a quick half at
>>>> Christmas, gosh, terribly smoky in here" and his wife, Mrs "oooh, how
>>>> about
>>>> a white wine spritzer".
>>>> 
>>>> I reckon he's fucked, it'll be an All Bar One or flats in two years. But
>>>> hey, as long as Hilary, Sophie, Ollie and Toby from Jesmond don't have to
>>>> smell the oik's tabs on a night out at that wanky place in Archbold
>>>> Terrace
>>>> or when they slum it round the town, it'll be worth it. Not that I'm an
>>>> inverted snob or owt like. The fucking twats. I'm off for a tab.
>>> Having a pint today when the draymen came in the pub delivering,they
>>> said their lorry was only carrying half of the stock it did when fags
>>> were on the go.
>>> It will change I reckon as a week isn't long enough to see but I still
>>> think it's over the top[as a non-smoker]
>>> Feel sorry for the old 'uns puffing on a fag and i think there should
>>> be a small smoking room in the pub.
>>> By the way, the wind blew in all the smoke from those puffing outside!
>>> so we are not much better off!
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> My local has one of them shed type things that you see in B&Q, it's round
>> the back of the pub and as I am the only non smoker I'm left on my tod in
>> the bar, so I said to myself (as you do when you are left on your tod) sod
>> this for a laugh, so I went out and joined them.
>> 
>> We shut all the windows(well it's only the one) and it's like the old days,
>> well a couple of weeks ago. (brilliant)
>> 
>> And the bar was empty, so I aint going to tell you where my local is,
>> sodding non smokers.
>> 
>> Harry 
>> 
>
>Well I hope thighs improve, cos it was fucking shit round here on Friday.
>Some inside, some out. Atmosphere ruined. Spent all night going "anyone
>coming out for a tab?" like a little lost boy. Going to the town tomorrow -
>fucking dreading it. I'm trying to think of which pubs let you drink outside
>on a night (in the centre like)
>
>Bigallows
>Glass Spider (roof terrace)
>Berlins (roof terrace)
>Chaplins
>Oslo?
>
>Anyone know where else?
>
Fitzys has a beer garden with umbrellas.

-- 
Frank

Lightweight sell-out. You'll be eating quiche and drinking in trendy
wine bars before you know it.
-- 
BlueCubed
Everton FC - The People's Club

On Tue, 10 Jul 2007 01:43:41 GMT, "Eyan The Mackem \(oo\)"
 wrote:

>Been packed in since July 1st Midneet...

silly sod, you did yourself out of 6 hours worth of killing yourself.
the ban didn't kick in til 6am.
>
>9 days later...
>
>Av...
>
>Not had a fag...
>
>Anyone gonna pat me on the back? Niccy chewys are expensive lyke,doing a 
>packet ov chewys instead of the Mr Lamberts.....
>
well done, but you could try goin cold turkey. mate of mine quit 3
weeks ago and she's coping surprisingly well, considering she's tried
quitting in the past and usually lasted about an hour each time.

>And how do I tak the recreational drugs now?

try cake, though you may just turn into a fat bastard.
>
>Any advice? before I gan to the garage 

don't light up near the pumps?
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"Chris F"  wrote in message 
news:rdt59397tcmalm2152cupd2aqqkdpju6v9@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 10 Jul 2007 01:43:41 GMT, "Eyan The Mackem \(oo\)"
>  wrote:
>
>>Been packed in since July 1st Midneet...
>
> silly sod, you did yourself out of 6 hours worth of killing yourself.
> the ban didn't kick in til 6am.

Gerraway...Shit

>>
>>9 days later...
>>
>>Av...
>>
>>Not had a fag...
>>
>>Anyone gonna pat me on the back? Niccy chewys are expensive lyke,doing a
>>packet ov chewys instead of the Mr Lamberts.....
>>
> well done, but you could try goin cold turkey. mate of mine quit 3
> weeks ago and she's coping surprisingly well, considering she's tried
> quitting in the past and usually lasted about an hour each time.

Doing about 12 chewys a day.. I must say this ban helps me loads...
Not coming into contact with any smoke u see, must stop starin at the 
smokers outside the boozer tho.

>
>>And how do I tak the recreational drugs now?
>
> try cake, though you may just turn into a fat bastard.

Yeah! Been eating a few pies

>>
>>Any advice? before I gan to the garage
>
> don't light up near the pumps?


LOL

>>And how do I tak the recreational drugs now?
>
> try cake, though you may just turn into a fat bastard.

yoghurt, just burn & crumble it in. make sure you get then fruity bits

On 10/7/07 12:02, in article
3HJki.21372$p8.10651@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk, "sima" 
wrote:

>>> And how do I tak the recreational drugs now?
>> 
>> try cake, though you may just turn into a fat bastard.
> 
> yoghurt, just burn & crumble it in. make sure you get then fruity bits
> 
> 
Does it work with heroin?

How about acetylsalicylic acid? It's widely available at all leading supermarkets as well as 
chemists. It is piss cheap and is taken with water or milk.

I used to be a 60-a-day puffer. Packed it all up on April 1 1993 and I have never touched a fag 
since. The money I saved turned me into a globetrotter... When I packed it in, I used to eat 3 Mars 
a day ("helps you to work, rest and play").

Philocophus

**********

"Dave Herbal" <Back@the.ranch> wrote in message news:C2BC45D9.10D5%Back@the.ranch...
> On 10/7/07 12:02, in article
> 3HJki.21372$p8.10651@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk, "sima" 
> wrote:
>
>>>> And how do I tak the recreational drugs now?
>>>
>>> try cake, though you may just turn into a fat bastard.
>>
>> yoghurt, just burn & crumble it in. make sure you get then fruity bits
>>
>>
> Does it work with heroin?
>

On Thu, 12 Jul 2007 22:41:31 +0100, "Philocophus"
 wrote:

>How about acetylsalicylic acid? It's widely available at all leading supermarkets as well as 
>chemists. It is piss cheap and is taken with water or milk.
>
>I used to be a 60-a-day puffer. Packed it all up on April 1 1993 and I have never touched a fag 
>since. The money I saved turned me into a globetrotter... When I packed it in, I used to eat 3 Mars 
>a day ("helps you to work, rest and play").
>
i think you mean it turned you into a globe, by the sounds of it ;)

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"Philocophus"  wrote in
news:f7676b$l0m$1$8300dec7@news.demon.co.uk: 

> How about acetylsalicylic acid? It's widely available at all leading
> supermarkets as well as chemists. It is piss cheap and is taken with
> water or milk. 
> 
> I used to be a 60-a-day puffer. Packed it all up on April 1 1993 and I
> have never touched a fag since. The money I saved turned me into a
> globetrotter... When I packed it in, I used to eat 3 Mars a day
> ("helps you to work, rest and play"). 

Went to my regular pub last night, first time I've been in since the ban 
(been off the booze for a couple of weeks). Place fucking stinks of stale 
beer and disinfectant. The landlord reckoned he had increased business on 
the first few days - people seeing what it was like - but now it's well 
down because people don't want to stand outside in the rain and he's 
dreading winter. I've been going there off and on for nigh on 25 years (had 
my fist legal pint in there in 1983) and I'd say 70 or 80% of the regulars 
smoke. They're the ones that piss all their money away at the bar, and 
they're the ones that keep him going, not Mr "I'll have a quick half at 
Christmas, gosh, terribly smoky in here" and his wife, Mrs "oooh, how about 
a white wine spritzer".

I reckon he's fucked, it'll be an All Bar One or flats in two years. But 
hey, as long as Hilary, Sophie, Ollie and Toby from Jesmond don't have to 
smell the oik's tabs on a night out at that wanky place in Archbold Terrace 
or when they slum it round the town, it'll be worth it. Not that I'm an 
inverted snob or owt like. The fucking twats. I'm off for a tab.

On Fri, 13 Jul 2007 10:00:13 GMT, Devoto 
wrote:

>"Philocophus"  wrote in
>news:f7676b$l0m$1$8300dec7@news.demon.co.uk: 
>
>> How about acetylsalicylic acid? It's widely available at all leading
>> supermarkets as well as chemists. It is piss cheap and is taken with
>> water or milk. 
>> 
>> I used to be a 60-a-day puffer. Packed it all up on April 1 1993 and I
>> have never touched a fag since. The money I saved turned me into a
>> globetrotter... When I packed it in, I used to eat 3 Mars a day
>> ("helps you to work, rest and play"). 
>
>Went to my regular pub last night, first time I've been in since the ban 
>(been off the booze for a couple of weeks). Place fucking stinks of stale 
>beer and disinfectant. The landlord reckoned he had increased business on 
>the first few days - people seeing what it was like - but now it's well 
>down because people don't want to stand outside in the rain and he's 
>dreading winter. I've been going there off and on for nigh on 25 years (had 
>my fist legal pint in there in 1983) and I'd say 70 or 80% of the regulars 
>smoke. They're the ones that piss all their money away at the bar, and 
>they're the ones that keep him going, not Mr "I'll have a quick half at 
>Christmas, gosh, terribly smoky in here" and his wife, Mrs "oooh, how about 
>a white wine spritzer".
>
>I reckon he's fucked, it'll be an All Bar One or flats in two years. But 
>hey, as long as Hilary, Sophie, Ollie and Toby from Jesmond don't have to 
>smell the oik's tabs on a night out at that wanky place in Archbold Terrace 
>or when they slum it round the town, it'll be worth it. Not that I'm an 
>inverted snob or owt like. The fucking twats. I'm off for a tab.
Having a pint today when the draymen came in the pub delivering,they
said their lorry was only carrying half of the stock it did when fags
were on the go.
It will change I reckon as a week isn't long enough to see but I still
think it's over the top[as a non-smoker] 
Feel sorry for the old 'uns puffing on a fag and i think there should
be a small smoking room in the pub.
By the way, the wind blew in all the smoke from those puffing outside!
so we are not much better off!

"Seafarer"  wrote in message 
news:4697b2ff.1066531@news.tiscali.co.uk...
> On Fri, 13 Jul 2007 10:00:13 GMT, Devoto 
> wrote:
>
>>"Philocophus"  wrote in
>>news:f7676b$l0m$1$8300dec7@news.demon.co.uk:
>>
>>> How about acetylsalicylic acid? It's widely available at all leading
>>> supermarkets as well as chemists. It is piss cheap and is taken with
>>> water or milk.
>>>
>>> I used to be a 60-a-day puffer. Packed it all up on April 1 1993 and I
>>> have never touched a fag since. The money I saved turned me into a
>>> globetrotter... When I packed it in, I used to eat 3 Mars a day
>>> ("helps you to work, rest and play").
>>
>>Went to my regular pub last night, first time I've been in since the ban
>>(been off the booze for a couple of weeks). Place fucking stinks of stale
>>beer and disinfectant. The landlord reckoned he had increased business on
>>the first few days - people seeing what it was like - but now it's well
>>down because people don't want to stand outside in the rain and he's
>>dreading winter. I've been going there off and on for nigh on 25 years 
>>(had
>>my fist legal pint in there in 1983) and I'd say 70 or 80% of the regulars
>>smoke. They're the ones that piss all their money away at the bar, and
>>they're the ones that keep him going, not Mr "I'll have a quick half at
>>Christmas, gosh, terribly smoky in here" and his wife, Mrs "oooh, how 
>>about
>>a white wine spritzer".
>>
>>I reckon he's fucked, it'll be an All Bar One or flats in two years. But
>>hey, as long as Hilary, Sophie, Ollie and Toby from Jesmond don't have to
>>smell the oik's tabs on a night out at that wanky place in Archbold 
>>Terrace
>>or when they slum it round the town, it'll be worth it. Not that I'm an
>>inverted snob or owt like. The fucking twats. I'm off for a tab.
> Having a pint today when the draymen came in the pub delivering,they
> said their lorry was only carrying half of the stock it did when fags
> were on the go.
> It will change I reckon as a week isn't long enough to see but I still
> think it's over the top[as a non-smoker]
> Feel sorry for the old 'uns puffing on a fag and i think there should
> be a small smoking room in the pub.
> By the way, the wind blew in all the smoke from those puffing outside!
> so we are not much better off!



My local has one of them shed type things that you see in B&Q, it's round 
the back of the pub and as I am the only non smoker I'm left on my tod in 
the bar, so I said to myself (as you do when you are left on your tod) sod 
this for a laugh, so I went out and joined them.

We shut all the windows(well it's only the one) and it's like the old days, 
well a couple of weeks ago. (brilliant)

And the bar was empty, so I aint going to tell you where my local is, 
sodding non smokers.

Harry

On 13/7/07 19:13, in article 5fptmfF3duv2qU1@mid.individual.net, "Harry"
 wrote:

> 
> "Seafarer"  wrote in message
> news:4697b2ff.1066531@news.tiscali.co.uk...
>> On Fri, 13 Jul 2007 10:00:13 GMT, Devoto 
>> wrote:
>> 
>>> "Philocophus"  wrote in
>>> news:f7676b$l0m$1$8300dec7@news.demon.co.uk:
>>> 
>>>> How about acetylsalicylic acid? It's widely available at all leading
>>>> supermarkets as well as chemists. It is piss cheap and is taken with
>>>> water or milk.
>>>> 
>>>> I used to be a 60-a-day puffer. Packed it all up on April 1 1993 and I
>>>> have never touched a fag since. The money I saved turned me into a
>>>> globetrotter... When I packed it in, I used to eat 3 Mars a day
>>>> ("helps you to work, rest and play").
>>> 
>>> Went to my regular pub last night, first time I've been in since the ban
>>> (been off the booze for a couple of weeks). Place fucking stinks of stale
>>> beer and disinfectant. The landlord reckoned he had increased business on
>>> the first few days - people seeing what it was like - but now it's well
>>> down because people don't want to stand outside in the rain and he's
>>> dreading winter. I've been going there off and on for nigh on 25 years
>>> (had
>>> my fist legal pint in there in 1983) and I'd say 70 or 80% of the regulars
>>> smoke. They're the ones that piss all their money away at the bar, and
>>> they're the ones that keep him going, not Mr "I'll have a quick half at
>>> Christmas, gosh, terribly smoky in here" and his wife, Mrs "oooh, how
>>> about
>>> a white wine spritzer".
>>> 
>>> I reckon he's fucked, it'll be an All Bar One or flats in two years. But
>>> hey, as long as Hilary, Sophie, Ollie and Toby from Jesmond don't have to
>>> smell the oik's tabs on a night out at that wanky place in Archbold
>>> Terrace
>>> or when they slum it round the town, it'll be worth it. Not that I'm an
>>> inverted snob or owt like. The fucking twats. I'm off for a tab.
>> Having a pint today when the draymen came in the pub delivering,they
>> said their lorry was only carrying half of the stock it did when fags
>> were on the go.
>> It will change I reckon as a week isn't long enough to see but I still
>> think it's over the top[as a non-smoker]
>> Feel sorry for the old 'uns puffing on a fag and i think there should
>> be a small smoking room in the pub.
>> By the way, the wind blew in all the smoke from those puffing outside!
>> so we are not much better off!
> 
> 
> 
> My local has one of them shed type things that you see in B&Q, it's round
> the back of the pub and as I am the only non smoker I'm left on my tod in
> the bar, so I said to myself (as you do when you are left on your tod) sod
> this for a laugh, so I went out and joined them.
> 
> We shut all the windows(well it's only the one) and it's like the old days,
> well a couple of weeks ago. (brilliant)
> 
> And the bar was empty, so I aint going to tell you where my local is,
> sodding non smokers.
> 
> Harry 
> 

Well I hope thighs improve, cos it was fucking shit round here on Friday.
Some inside, some out. Atmosphere ruined. Spent all night going "anyone
coming out for a tab?" like a little lost boy. Going to the town tomorrow -
fucking dreading it. I'm trying to think of which pubs let you drink outside
on a night (in the centre like)

Bigallows
Glass Spider (roof terrace)
Berlins (roof terrace)
Chaplins
Oslo?

Anyone know where else?

Bah.

On Fri, 13 Jul 2007 22:21:51 +0100, Dave Herbal <Back@the.ranch>
wrote:

>On 13/7/07 19:13, in article 5fptmfF3duv2qU1@mid.individual.net, "Harry"
> wrote:
>
>> 
>> "Seafarer"  wrote in message
>> news:4697b2ff.1066531@news.tiscali.co.uk...
>>> On Fri, 13 Jul 2007 10:00:13 GMT, Devoto 
>>> wrote:
>>> 
>>>> "Philocophus"  wrote in
>>>> news:f7676b$l0m$1$8300dec7@news.demon.co.uk:
>>>> 
>>>>> How about acetylsalicylic acid? It's widely available at all leading
>>>>> supermarkets as well as chemists. It is piss cheap and is taken with
>>>>> water or milk.
>>>>> 
>>>>> I used to be a 60-a-day puffer. Packed it all up on April 1 1993 and I
>>>>> have never touched a fag since. The money I saved turned me into a
>>>>> globetrotter... When I packed it in, I used to eat 3 Mars a day
>>>>> ("helps you to work, rest and play").
>>>> 
>>>> Went to my regular pub last night, first time I've been in since the ban
>>>> (been off the booze for a couple of weeks). Place fucking stinks of stale
>>>> beer and disinfectant. The landlord reckoned he had increased business on
>>>> the first few days - people seeing what it was like - but now it's well
>>>> down because people don't want to stand outside in the rain and he's
>>>> dreading winter. I've been going there off and on for nigh on 25 years
>>>> (had
>>>> my fist legal pint in there in 1983) and I'd say 70 or 80% of the regulars
>>>> smoke. They're the ones that piss all their money away at the bar, and
>>>> they're the ones that keep him going, not Mr "I'll have a quick half at
>>>> Christmas, gosh, terribly smoky in here" and his wife, Mrs "oooh, how
>>>> about
>>>> a white wine spritzer".
>>>> 
>>>> I reckon he's fucked, it'll be an All Bar One or flats in two years. But
>>>> hey, as long as Hilary, Sophie, Ollie and Toby from Jesmond don't have to
>>>> smell the oik's tabs on a night out at that wanky place in Archbold
>>>> Terrace
>>>> or when they slum it round the town, it'll be worth it. Not that I'm an
>>>> inverted snob or owt like. The fucking twats. I'm off for a tab.
>>> Having a pint today when the draymen came in the pub delivering,they
>>> said their lorry was only carrying half of the stock it did when fags
>>> were on the go.
>>> It will change I reckon as a week isn't long enough to see but I still
>>> think it's over the top[as a non-smoker]
>>> Feel sorry for the old 'uns puffing on a fag and i think there should
>>> be a small smoking room in the pub.
>>> By the way, the wind blew in all the smoke from those puffing outside!
>>> so we are not much better off!
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> My local has one of them shed type things that you see in B&Q, it's round
>> the back of the pub and as I am the only non smoker I'm left on my tod in
>> the bar, so I said to myself (as you do when you are left on your tod) sod
>> this for a laugh, so I went out and joined them.
>> 
>> We shut all the windows(well it's only the one) and it's like the old days,
>> well a couple of weeks ago. (brilliant)
>> 
>> And the bar was empty, so I aint going to tell you where my local is,
>> sodding non smokers.
>> 
>> Harry 
>> 
>
>Well I hope thighs improve, cos it was fucking shit round here on Friday.
>Some inside, some out. Atmosphere ruined. Spent all night going "anyone
>coming out for a tab?" like a little lost boy. Going to the town tomorrow -
>fucking dreading it. I'm trying to think of which pubs let you drink outside
>on a night (in the centre like)
>
>Bigallows
>Glass Spider (roof terrace)
>Berlins (roof terrace)
>Chaplins
>Oslo?
>
>Anyone know where else?
>
Fitzys has a beer garden with umbrellas.

-- 
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Lightweight sell-out. You'll be eating quiche and drinking in trendy
wine bars before you know it.
-- 
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On Tue, 10 Jul 2007 01:43:41 GMT, "Eyan The Mackem \(oo\)"
 wrote:

>Been packed in since July 1st Midneet...

silly sod, you did yourself out of 6 hours worth of killing yourself.
the ban didn't kick in til 6am.
>
>9 days later...
>
>Av...
>
>Not had a fag...
>
>Anyone gonna pat me on the back? Niccy chewys are expensive lyke,doing a 
>packet ov chewys instead of the Mr Lamberts.....
>
well done, but you could try goin cold turkey. mate of mine quit 3
weeks ago and she's coping surprisingly well, considering she's tried
quitting in the past and usually lasted about an hour each time.

>And how do I tak the recreational drugs now?

try cake, though you may just turn into a fat bastard.
>
>Any advice? before I gan to the garage 

don't light up near the pumps?
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"Chris F"  wrote in message 
news:rdt59397tcmalm2152cupd2aqqkdpju6v9@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 10 Jul 2007 01:43:41 GMT, "Eyan The Mackem \(oo\)"
>  wrote:
>
>>Been packed in since July 1st Midneet...
>
> silly sod, you did yourself out of 6 hours worth of killing yourself.
> the ban didn't kick in til 6am.

Gerraway...Shit

>>
>>9 days later...
>>
>>Av...
>>
>>Not had a fag...
>>
>>Anyone gonna pat me on the back? Niccy chewys are expensive lyke,doing a
>>packet ov chewys instead of the Mr Lamberts.....
>>
> well done, but you could try goin cold turkey. mate of mine quit 3
> weeks ago and she's coping surprisingly well, considering she's tried
> quitting in the past and usually lasted about an hour each time.

Doing about 12 chewys a day.. I must say this ban helps me loads...
Not coming into contact with any smoke u see, must stop starin at the 
smokers outside the boozer tho.

>
>>And how do I tak the recreational drugs now?
>
> try cake, though you may just turn into a fat bastard.

Yeah! Been eating a few pies

>>
>>Any advice? before I gan to the garage
>
> don't light up near the pumps?


LOL

>>And how do I tak the recreational drugs now?
>
> try cake, though you may just turn into a fat bastard.

yoghurt, just burn & crumble it in. make sure you get then fruity bits

On 10/7/07 12:02, in article
3HJki.21372$p8.10651@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk, "sima" 
wrote:

>>> And how do I tak the recreational drugs now?
>> 
>> try cake, though you may just turn into a fat bastard.
> 
> yoghurt, just burn & crumble it in. make sure you get then fruity bits
> 
> 
Does it work with heroin?

How about acetylsalicylic acid? It's widely available at all leading supermarkets as well as 
chemists. It is piss cheap and is taken with water or milk.

I used to be a 60-a-day puffer. Packed it all up on April 1 1993 and I have never touched a fag 
since. The money I saved turned me into a globetrotter... When I packed it in, I used to eat 3 Mars 
a day ("helps you to work, rest and play").

Philocophus

**********

"Dave Herbal" <Back@the.ranch> wrote in message news:C2BC45D9.10D5%Back@the.ranch...
> On 10/7/07 12:02, in article
> 3HJki.21372$p8.10651@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk, "sima" 
> wrote:
>
>>>> And how do I tak the recreational drugs now?
>>>
>>> try cake, though you may just turn into a fat bastard.
>>
>> yoghurt, just burn & crumble it in. make sure you get then fruity bits
>>
>>
> Does it work with heroin?
>