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date: Thu, 31 Jan 2008 21:16:08 -0000,    group: uk.sport.football.clubs.man-city        back       
Jeremy Beadle?s cremation live on ITV, 7pm Saturday   
You’ve been flamed
-- 
Where there is discord, may we bring harmony.
Where there is error, may we bring truth.
Where there is doubt, may we bring faith.
And where there is despair, may we bring hope.
Margaret Thatcher, 3rd May 1979.
http://www.conservatives.com
date: Thu, 31 Jan 2008 21:16:08 -0000   author:   Darth Simian

Re: Jeremy Beadle's cremation live on ITV, 7pm Saturday   
Darth Simian  wrote:

> You've been flamed

Followed by a small finger buffet for the family....
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date: Thu, 31 Jan 2008 21:32:42 +0000   author:   (SteveH)

Jeremy Beadle’s cremation live on ITV, 7pm SaturdayRe:   
Darth Simian explained :
> You’ve been flamed

I am having Burning Love played at my cremation.  Play the clip and 
listen to the lyrics lol How Appropriate lol

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ntgij-u_27k


Lord almighty,
I feel my temperature rising
Higher higher
Its burning through to my soul

Girl, girl, girl
You gonna set me on fire
My brain is flaming
I dont know which way to go

Your kisses lift me higher
Like the sweet song of a choir
You light my morning sky
With burning love

Ooh, ooh, ooh,
I feel my temperature rising
Help me, Im flaming
I must be a hundred and nine
Burning, burning, burning
And nothing can cool me
I just might turn into smoke
But I feel fine

Cause your kisses lift me higher
Like a sweet song of a choir
And you light my morning sky
With burning love

Its coming closer
The flames are reaching my body
Please wont you help me
I feel like Im slipping away
Its hard to breath
And my chest is a-heaving

Lord almighty,
Im burning a hole where I lay
Cause your kisses lift me higher
Like the sweet song of a choir
You light my morning sky
With burning love
With burning love
Ah, ah, burning love
Im just a hunk, a hunk of burning love
Just a hunk, a hunk of burning love
Just a hunk, a hunk of burning love
Just a hunk, a hunk of burning love
Just a hunk, a hunk of burning love
Just a hunk, a hunk of burning love

-- 
Count  Baldoni
date: Thu, 31 Jan 2008 22:33:00 GMT   author:   Baldoni

Re: Jeremy Beadle's cremation live on ITV, 7pm Saturday   
In article <1iblnu5.qu4elvx6ahs3N%steve@italiancar.co.uk>, 
steve@italiancar.co.uk says...
> Darth Simian  wrote:
> 
> > You've been flamed
> 
> Followed by a small finger buffet for the family....
> 
PMFSL!!!!!!!
date: Thu, 31 Jan 2008 22:38:10 -0000   author:   Bikini Whacks

Re: Jeremy Beadle's cremation live on ITV, 7pm Saturday   
"Baldoni"  wrote in message 
news:mn.fd497d81511301d4.81063@gmail.com...
> Darth Simian explained :
>> You've been flamed
>
> I am having Burning Love played at my cremation.  Play the clip and listen 
> to the lyrics lol How Appropriate lol
>

For you, this version would be more suitable  ;-)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=x7NWfEnPh_E&feature=related

from 3:10 in
date: Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:09:56 -0000   author:   Swerve

Re: Jeremy Beadle's cremation live on ITV, 7pm Saturday   
"Darth Simian"  wrote in message 
news:pUqoj.124$vT2.88@fe167.usenetserver.com...
> You've been flamed
> -- 
> Where there is discord, may we bring harmony.
> Where there is error, may we bring truth.
> Where there is doubt, may we bring faith.
> And where there is despair, may we bring hope.
> Margaret Thatcher, 3rd May 1979.
> http://www.conservatives.com
>
>
>
>

Beadle had requested that his remains be recycled into compast and scattered
on his garden.

ITV sources say he could be back in early autumn with
"watch out Beadles a sprout!"
date: Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:12:55 -0000   author:   Eyan The Mackem \(oo\)

Re: Jeremy Beadle's cremation live on ITV, 7pm Saturday   
Poor Jeremy Beadle, dying so young.
Life really dealt him a shit hand.
date: Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:11:39 GMT   author:   pigman

Re: Jeremy Beadle's cremation live on ITV, 7pm Saturday   
pigman was thinking very hard :
> Poor Jeremy Beadle, dying so young.
> Life really dealt him a shit hand.

Great for opening locked doors though.  Piece of pipe on index finger, 
hand through letterbox and flick the latch up.

-- 
Count  Baldoni
date: Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:18:32 GMT   author:   Baldoni

Re: Jeremy Beadle's cremation live on ITV, 7pm Saturday   
Swerve formulated on Thursday :
> "Baldoni"  wrote in message 
> news:mn.fd497d81511301d4.81063@gmail.com...
>> Darth Simian explained :
>>> You've been flamed
>>
>> I am having Burning Love played at my cremation.  Play the clip and listen 
>> to the lyrics lol How Appropriate lol
>>
>
> For you, this version would be more suitable  ;-)
>
> http://youtube.com/watch?v=x7NWfEnPh_E&feature=related
>
> from 3:10 in

lol pmsl

-- 
Count  Baldoni
date: Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:18:54 GMT   author:   Baldoni

Re: Jeremy Beadle's cremation live on ITV, 7pm Saturday   
SteveH wrote:
> Darth Simian  wrote:
> 
>> You've been flamed
> 
> Followed by a small finger buffet for the family....

Ha ha!  Superb!!!
date: Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:19:57 +0000   author:   Phil Meehan

Re: Jeremy Beadle's cremation live on ITV, 7pm Saturday   
In article <LAsoj.49840$ov2.21207@newsfe5-win.ntli.net>, pigman@sty.com 
says...
> Poor Jeremy Beadle, dying so young.
> Life really dealt him a shit hand. 
> 
> 
> 
LMFAO!!
date: Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:27:10 -0000   author:   Bikini Whacks

Re: Jeremy Beadle's cremation live on ITV, 7pm Saturday   
In article , baldoniXX@gmail.com 
says...
> pigman was thinking very hard :
> > Poor Jeremy Beadle, dying so young.
> > Life really dealt him a shit hand.
> 
> Great for opening locked doors though.  Piece of pipe on index finger, 
> hand through letterbox and flick the latch up.
> 
> 
LOL!!!
date: Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:28:20 -0000   author:   Bikini Whacks

Re: Jeremy Beadle's cremation live on ITV, 7pm Saturday   
On 31 Jan, 22:33, Baldoni  wrote:
> Darth Simian explained :
>
> > You've been flamed
>
> I am having Burning Love played at my cremation.  Play the clip and
> listen to the lyrics lol How Appropriate lol
>
> http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ntgij-u_27k
>
> Lord almighty,
> I feel my temperature rising
> Higher higher
> Its burning through to my soul
>
> Girl, girl, girl
> You gonna set me on fire
> My brain is flaming
> I dont know which way to go
>
> Your kisses lift me higher
> Like the sweet song of a choir
> You light my morning sky
> With burning love
>
> Ooh, ooh, ooh,
> I feel my temperature rising
> Help me, Im flaming
> I must be a hundred and nine
> Burning, burning, burning
> And nothing can cool me
> I just might turn into smoke
> But I feel fine
>
> Cause your kisses lift me higher
> Like a sweet song of a choir
> And you light my morning sky
> With burning love
>
> Its coming closer
> The flames are reaching my body
> Please wont you help me
> I feel like Im slipping away
> Its hard to breath
> And my chest is a-heaving
>
> Lord almighty,
> Im burning a hole where I lay
> Cause your kisses lift me higher
> Like the sweet song of a choir
> You light my morning sky
> With burning love
> With burning love
> Ah, ah, burning love
> Im just a hunk, a hunk of burning love
> Just a hunk, a hunk of burning love
> Just a hunk, a hunk of burning love
> Just a hunk, a hunk of burning love
> Just a hunk, a hunk of burning love
> Just a hunk, a hunk of burning love
>
> --
> Count  Baldoni

I probably just settle for a simple service starting with Staying
Alive by The Bee Gees, then Living In A box by Living In A Box and
finish with Wake Me Up Before You Go Go by Wham.
date: Fri, 1 Feb 2008 02:40:00 -0800 (PST)   author:   unknown

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