We have waited patiently for attacking winning football, but Kevin Keegan 
has had long enough to turn our magnificent club around.  And his refusal to 
make Alan Shearer assistant manager is the last straw.
We need Jose Mourinho, Carlo Ancelotti or Frank Rijkaard, with Shearer as 
assistant.  Sort it out Ashley, or you and the board will be the next to go.

"Cupid Geordie Stunt" <Cupid.GeordieStunt@dreamworld.pluto> wrote in
news:I4jnj.204$AW.99@fe43.usenetserver.com: 

> We have waited patiently for attacking winning football, but Kevin
> Keegan has had long enough to turn our magnificent club around.  And
> his refusal to make Alan Shearer assistant manager is the last straw.
> We need Jose Mourinho, Carlo Ancelotti or Frank Rijkaard, with Shearer
> as assistant.  Sort it out Ashley, or you and the board will be the
> next to go. 

That's dead funny that. No, really. Surprised nobody else has thought of 
it.

Another impatient Geordie - oh no!

Every manager out! Out! Out! Out!

If Man U ousted Alex Ferguson after one season, or even less - does not one wonder where Man U would 
be now? Fergie won fuck all in his first four years. Just quoting one little example.

What can a new manager like Keegan do with players that were brought in by previous wanky managers? 
Oh, I forgot...  just get rid of him. Out! Out! Out!

What a funny guy you are.

Philocophus.

*********************

"Cupid Geordie Stunt" <Cupid.GeordieStunt@dreamworld.pluto> wrote in message 
news:I4jnj.204$AW.99@fe43.usenetserver.com...
> We have waited patiently for attacking winning football, but Kevin Keegan has had long enough to 
> turn our magnificent club around.  And his refusal to make Alan Shearer assistant manager is the 
> last straw.
> We need Jose Mourinho, Carlo Ancelotti or Frank Rijkaard, with Shearer as assistant.  Sort it out 
> Ashley, or you and the board will be the next to go.
>
>
>
>
>

On 28 Jan, 19:05, "Philocophus"  wrote:
> Another impatient Geordie - oh no!
>
> Every manager out! Out! Out! Out!
>
> If Man U ousted Alex Ferguson after one season, or even less - does not one wonder where Man U would
> be now? Fergie won fuck all in his first four years. Just quoting one little example.
>
> What can a new manager like Keegan do with players that were brought in by previous wanky managers?
> Oh, I forgot...  just get rid of him. Out! Out! Out!
>
> What a funny guy you are.
>
> Philocophus.

And let's see how you scored on the Whoosh-o-meter...

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"Philocophus"  wrote in 
news:fnl91s$sp9$1$8300dec7@news.demon.co.uk:

> What can a new manager like Keegan do with players that
> were brought in by previous wanky managers?

Three more days.....

Paul

"Devoto" <pleasure@my.own.stupidity> wrote in message
news:Xns9A33823463B39devotoblueyonderc@195.188.240.200...
> "Cupid Geordie Stunt" <Cupid.GeordieStunt@dreamworld.pluto> wrote in
> news:I4jnj.204$AW.99@fe43.usenetserver.com:
>
>> We have waited patiently for attacking winning football, but Kevin
>> Keegan has had long enough to turn our magnificent club around.  And
>> his refusal to make Alan Shearer assistant manager is the last straw.
>> We need Jose Mourinho, Carlo Ancelotti or Frank Rijkaard, with Shearer
>> as assistant.  Sort it out Ashley, or you and the board will be the
>> next to go.
>
> That's dead funny that. No, really. Surprised nobody else has thought of
> it.



Such is the way some Newcastle fans are, I actually pondered if it was
serious for a number of seconds. Till I saw the name, that is. :)
-- 
Slitheen.
Manchester United - Championees.

"Philocophus"  wrote in message
news:fnl91s$sp9$1$8300dec7@news.demon.co.uk...
> Another impatient Geordie - oh no!
>
> Every manager out! Out! Out! Out!
>
> If Man U ousted Alex Ferguson after one season, or even less - does not
> one wonder where Man U would be now? Fergie won fuck all in his first four
> years. Just quoting one little example.
>
> What can a new manager like Keegan do with players that were brought in by
> previous wanky managers? Oh, I forgot...  just get rid of him. Out! Out!
> Out!
>
> What a funny guy you are.
>

Look at the name of the OP, and prepare to feel a right tit. :)

"Philocophus"  wrote in message 
news:fnl91s$sp9$1$8300dec7@news.demon.co.uk...
> Another impatient Geordie - oh no!
>
> Every manager out! Out! Out! Out!
>
> If Man U ousted Alex Ferguson after one season, or even less - does not 
> one wonder where Man U would be now? Fergie won fuck all in his first four 
> years. Just quoting one little example.
>
> What can a new manager like Keegan do with players that were brought in by 
> previous wanky managers? Oh, I forgot...  just get rid of him. Out! Out! 
> Out!
>
> What a funny guy you are.
>
> Philocophus.
>

One of the biggest whooshes ever on Usenet, or is this a double whoosh? If 
it's the latter then hearty congrats, very clever stuff.- seriously.

Morse

On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 02:18:57 -0000, "Morse"  wrote:

>
>"Philocophus"  wrote in message 
>news:fnl91s$sp9$1$8300dec7@news.demon.co.uk...
>> Another impatient Geordie - oh no!
>>
>> Every manager out! Out! Out! Out!
>>
>> If Man U ousted Alex Ferguson after one season, or even less - does not 
>> one wonder where Man U would be now? Fergie won fuck all in his first four 
>> years. Just quoting one little example.
>>
>> What can a new manager like Keegan do with players that were brought in by 
>> previous wanky managers? Oh, I forgot...  just get rid of him. Out! Out! 
>> Out!
>>
>> What a funny guy you are.
>>
>> Philocophus.
>>
>
>One of the biggest whooshes ever on Usenet, or is this a double whoosh? If 
>it's the latter then hearty congrats, very clever stuff.- seriously.
>
>Morse 
>
i think the last line indicates he was aware it was an attempted
pisstake.

"Chris F"  wrote in message 
news:o6ntp3h0m8gmnhuuusccaqdd3padtg1jg2@4ax.com...
> i think the last line indicates he was aware it was an attempted
> pisstake.

I think taken on its own it would be ambiguous, but if it really means what 
you think it means, the rest of his post is superfluous.

Morse