"People are worried that I might take money away from the [Texas]
Rangers [Hicks' baseball franchise] to go to Liverpool," Hicks said. "
But it is just the reverse. Liverpool is going to throw off lots of
extra money which, if I choose to, I can use for the Rangers or the
[Dallas] Stars [ice hockey team]."

Come now Agent Hicks, your mission is supposed to be a secret.
--
Where there is discord, may we bring harmony.
Where there is error, may we bring truth.
Where there is doubt, may we bring faith.
And where there is despair, may we bring hope.
Margaret Thatcher, 3rd May 1979.
http://www.conservatives.com

Man Utd opt for minute's silence

Manchester United say they intend to stick with their plans to hold a 
minute's silence to mark the 50th anniversary of the Munich air disaster.

This gets better by the minute.

pmfsl. :D