1. Torn off a shirt and thrown it at Bill Shankly - Roger Hunt.
2. Turned a car over outside a gay bar - Jan Molby, John McGregor and Paul 
Walsh.
3. Thrown a semi-naked girl off Southport pier - Alan Hansen.
4. Beaten up a teammate because he went out to get prostitutes and brought 
only one back for himself - Ray Kennedy, Jimy Case, Terry McDermott.
5. Run over a child on a zebra crossing - Steven Gerrard.
6. Gone out for prostitutes for teammates and brought only one back for 
himself - David Johnson.
7. Driven home drunk from the Grand National and, when pulled up by the 
police, tried to pretend it was his wife driving, even though she was 
drunker than he was - John Aldridge.
8. Beaten up his wife - Ray Kennedy.
9. Falsified benefit claims that he couldn't walk whilst playing in charity 
matches at Wembley Stadium - Tommy Smith.
10. Skimped on the concrete mix for the wall in his back garden - Chris 
Lawler.
11. Been caught on Aisndale beach with a young boy in the back seat of his 
car - not Mark Lawrenson. Honest.
12. Driven through a brick wall at 40mph whilst pissed as a fucking fart - 
Jan Molby.
13. Beaten up his wife again - Ray Kennedy.
14. Said he was going to sign a new contract at the end of the season then 
fucked off to Spain for fuck all, the grabbing little Scouse twat - Steve 
McManaman.
15. Been a complete and utter cunt - Stan Collymore.
16. Become manager of Manchester United - Matt Busby.
17. Spent the night in a Bulgarian jail after injuring the feet of three 
military policemen using his head - Kevin Keegan.
18. Got drunk and made a complete cunt of himself in public after the 
European Cup victory of 1977 - Emlyn Hughes.
19. Called the Queen Mother a fat old cunt at the 1950 FA Cup Final - Billy 
Liddell.
20. Survived meningitis - Bruce "I'll dive to the left and you put it to the 
right" Grobbelaar.

"Arthur Thacker"  wrote in message 
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> 1. Torn off a shirt and thrown it at Bill Shankly - Roger Hunt.
> 2. Turned a car over outside a gay bar - Jan Molby, John McGregor and Paul 
> Walsh.
> 3. Thrown a semi-naked girl off Southport pier - Alan Hansen.
> 4. Beaten up a teammate because he went out to get prostitutes and brought 
> only one back for himself - Ray Kennedy, Jimy Case, Terry McDermott.
> 5. Run over a child on a zebra crossing - Steven Gerrard.
> 6. Gone out for prostitutes for teammates and brought only one back for 
> himself - David Johnson.
> 7. Driven home drunk from the Grand National and, when pulled up by the 
> police, tried to pretend it was his wife driving, even though she was 
> drunker than he was - John Aldridge.
> 8. Beaten up his wife - Ray Kennedy.
> 9. Falsified benefit claims that he couldn't walk whilst playing in 
> charity matches at Wembley Stadium - Tommy Smith.
> 10. Skimped on the concrete mix for the wall in his back garden - Chris 
> Lawler.
> 11. Been caught on Aisndale beach with a young boy in the back seat of his 
> car - not Mark Lawrenson. Honest.
> 12. Driven through a brick wall at 40mph whilst pissed as a fucking fart - 
> Jan Molby.
> 13. Beaten up his wife again - Ray Kennedy.
> 14. Said he was going to sign a new contract at the end of the season then 
> fucked off to Spain for fuck all, the grabbing little Scouse twat - Steve 
> McManaman.
> 15. Been a complete and utter cunt - Stan Collymore.
> 16. Become manager of Manchester United - Matt Busby.
> 17. Spent the night in a Bulgarian jail after injuring the feet of three 
> military policemen using his head - Kevin Keegan.
> 18. Got drunk and made a complete cunt of himself in public after the 
> European Cup victory of 1977 - Emlyn Hughes.
> 19. Called the Queen Mother a fat old cunt at the 1950 FA Cup Final - 
> Billy Liddell.
> 20. Survived meningitis - Bruce "I'll dive to the left and you put it to 
> the right" Grobbelaar.
No.10 - you are a sick fuck. I hope one of your kids doesn't die young.

> No.10 - you are a sick fuck. I hope one of your kids doesn't die young.


Ooooh, touchy, aren't you? I'll have you know that, in 1999, during a 
particularly nasty storm whilst living in South Wales, the chinmey fell off 
my house and killed all four of my children (aged 5-10) instantly. I'd 
warned the little bastard about playing in the garden, but would they 
listen? Would they fuck!

Had to make do with £147.16 Incapacity Benefit without all their Family 
Allowance. It was a struggle, let me tell you...well, at least until the 
money came through from the charity set up by the locals. Twenty-five grand! 
We had a good six months in the Bahamas with that, by God. There was even 
enough left when we got back for some flowers for the littls bastards' 
graves.

Some people have no sense of humour.

"Arthur Thacker"  wrote in message 
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>> No.10 - you are a sick fuck. I hope one of your kids doesn't die young.
>
>
> Ooooh, touchy, aren't you? I'll have you know that, in 1999, during a 
> particularly nasty storm whilst living in South Wales, the chinmey fell 
> off my house and killed all four of my children (aged 5-10) instantly. I'd 
> warned the little bastard about playing in the garden, but would they 
> listen? Would they fuck!
>
> Had to make do with £147.16 Incapacity Benefit without all their Family 
> Allowance. It was a struggle, let me tell you...well, at least until the 
> money came through from the charity set up by the locals. Twenty-five 
> grand! We had a good six months in the Bahamas with that, by God. There 
> was even enough left when we got back for some flowers for the littls 
> bastards' graves.
>
> Some people have no sense of humour.
Arf! Arf!hur got owned and tilted like a mad mong!
PMSL!

"Gorgeous George"  wrote in message 
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>
> "Arthur Thacker"  wrote in message 
> news:qtIGk.52$214.20@newsfe03.ams2...
>>> No.10 - you are a sick fuck. I hope one of your kids doesn't die young.
>>
>>
>> Ooooh, touchy, aren't you? I'll have you know that, in 1999, during a 
>> particularly nasty storm whilst living in South Wales, the chinmey fell 
>> off my house and killed all four of my children (aged 5-10) instantly. 
>> I'd warned the little bastard about playing in the garden, but would they 
>> listen? Would they fuck!
>>
>> Had to make do with £147.16 Incapacity Benefit without all their Family 
>> Allowance. It was a struggle, let me tell you...well, at least until the 
>> money came through from the charity set up by the locals. Twenty-five 
>> grand! We had a good six months in the Bahamas with that, by God. There 
>> was even enough left when we got back for some flowers for the littls 
>> bastards' graves.
>>
>> Some people have no sense of humour.
> Arf! Arf!hur got owned and tilted like a mad mong!
> PMSL!
>

Wow it wasn't an act, you seriously are a dumb prick...

>> 8. Beaten up his wife - Ray Kennedy.
>> 13. Beaten up his wife again - Ray Kennedy.

Speaking of Ray Kennedy,I remember a programme on telly years ago about him 
and his struggle with Parkinson's.They never did a follow up programme,as 
far as I am aware.Just wondering how he is now?

Diablos Rojos formulated the question :
> "Gorgeous George"  wrote in message 
> news:yjJGk.874$UH5.556@newsfe18.ams2...
>>
>> "Arthur Thacker"  wrote in message 
>> news:qtIGk.52$214.20@newsfe03.ams2...
>>>> No.10 - you are a sick fuck. I hope one of your kids doesn't die young.
>>>
>>>
>>> Ooooh, touchy, aren't you? I'll have you know that, in 1999, during a 
>>> particularly nasty storm whilst living in South Wales, the chinmey fell 
>>> off my house and killed all four of my children (aged 5-10) instantly. I'd 
>>> warned the little bastard about playing in the garden, but would they 
>>> listen? Would they fuck!
>>>
>>> Had to make do with £147.16 Incapacity Benefit without all their Family 
>>> Allowance. It was a struggle, let me tell you...well, at least until the 
>>> money came through from the charity set up by the locals. Twenty-five 
>>> grand! We had a good six months in the Bahamas with that, by God. There 
>>> was even enough left when we got back for some flowers for the littls 
>>> bastards' graves.
>>>
>>> Some people have no sense of humour.
>> Arf! Arf!hur got owned and tilted like a mad mong!
>> PMSL!
>>
>
> Wow it wasn't an act, you seriously are a dumb prick...

All around my *ARSE* I will wear the green willow and all around my 
*ARSE* for a twelve-month and a day, and if anyone should ask me the 
reason why I'm *ARSING* it.......  ... .

-- 
Count Baldoni

"Commander Gideon"  wrote in message 
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>>> 8. Beaten up his wife - Ray Kennedy.
>>> 13. Beaten up his wife again - Ray Kennedy.
>
> Speaking of Ray Kennedy,I remember a programme on telly years ago about 
> him and his struggle with Parkinson's.They never did a follow up 
> programme,as far as I am aware.Just wondering how he is now?
>

Put it this way, you'd never employ him as a waiter or brain surgeon.