An apology to all Everton fans
I think that, after recent events, it is time we stopped the bickering and
tried to put out footballing differences aside. And I would like to take
this opportunity to apologise, sincerely, for any taunts and cruel jibes
which I myself may have made against Everton fans in recent days and weeks.
I'm sorry
date: Sat, 4 Oct 2008 11:31:20 +0100
author: Arthur Thacker
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Re: An apology to all Everton fans
"Arthur Thacker" wrote in message
news:MCHFk.9539$Wp5.5405@newsfe17.ams2...
>I think that, after recent events, it is time we stopped the bickering and
>tried to put out footballing differences aside. And I would like to take
>this opportunity to apologise, sincerely, for any taunts and cruel jibes
>which I myself may have made against Everton fans in recent days and weeks.
>
> I'm sorry
I'd like to say sorry that your club is not, never has been and never will
be as successful as Liverpool FC.
I'm sorry that your fans are bitter and leave the match with half an hour to
go and you're only two goals down.
I'm sorry that your manager is a useless piece of shit.
And that your players are crap and only join to be closer to Anfield.
I'm sorry that you have never - that's NEVER - won the European Cup.
Not even in 1986 when you got banned because of us.
I'm so sorry that Brian Hamilton's goal against us was disallowed in the FA
Cup semi-final of 1977.
Honestly, I really am.
I'd like to apologise for the glaring shortage of League Championships you
have won compared to our own impressive haul.
And FA Cups as well.
And UEFA Cups.
Oh, and League Cups, too.
Really, deeply, truly sorry that your ground is shit. And that you'll be
booted out of it soon like the wandering pikeys that you are.
I'm sorry that you couldn't afford the rent on Anfield and had to move to
Goodison. Cheapo twats.
I'm sorry that you rarely have anything to look forward to in a season after
October.
Apart from this season, when a probable relegation battle will keep you
rivetted till May...
...really sorry about that one.
I'm sorry that you only have the money of some bum theatre producer to
slpash out with, rather than billions of dollars with which to attract the
cream of the world's best players.
Deepest apologies also for the fact that, even though they supported your
shite team, the likes of Owen, Rush, Carragher, Fowler, McManaman etc.,
decided to play for us instead of your shitty wank club.
And for the following, sincere apologies: Terry Phelan, Paul Gascoigne, Dave
Watson, Gary Ablett, Thomas Gravesen, Danny Cadamarteri, Nick Barmby, David
Unsworth, Kevin Sheedy, Bobby Mimms, Gordon Lee, Colin Harvey, Daniel
Amokachi, Paul Rideout, Joe Royle, Gary Lineker, Wayne Rooney, Craig Short,
Don Hutchison, Francis Jeffers, Michael Ball, Richard Dunne, Wayne Clarke
and Duncan fucking Ferguson.
date: Sat, 4 Oct 2008 11:51:24 +0100
author: Arthur Thacker
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