Robbie Keane?s goal to games ratio pushes higher, buoyed by solitary goal

FRANKFURT, Oct 2 (Reuters) - Robbie Keane shares pushed higher on
Thursday, buoyed by him finally scoring a goal after 11 games.
At 0940 GMT, Robbies FTSEurotoss 300 index of the worst European
strikers was up from zero to 0.09 goals per game.

It closed at 0.09, but Liverpool are still down about £20 million plus
wages so far this year.
--
Where there is discord, may we bring harmony.
Where there is error, may we bring truth.
Where there is doubt, may we bring faith.
And where there is despair, may we bring hope.
Margaret Thatcher, 3rd May 1979.
http://www.conservatives.com

date: Thu, 2 Oct 2008 05:32:16 -0700 (PDT) author: Darth Simian

Re: Robbie Keanes goal to games ratio pushes higher, buoyed by solitary goal

On Oct 2, 2:32 pm, Darth Simian
 wrote:
> FRANKFURT, Oct 2 (Reuters) - Robbie Keane shares pushed higher on
> Thursday, buoyed by him finally scoring a goal after 11 games.
> At 0940 GMT, Robbies FTSEurotoss 300 index of the worst European
> strikers was up from zero to 0.09 goals per game.
>
> It closed at 0.09, but Liverpool are still down about £20 million plus
> wages so far this year.
> --
> Where there is discord, may we bring harmony.
> Where there is error, may we bring truth.
> Where there is doubt, may we bring faith.
> And where there is despair, may we bring hope.
> Margaret Thatcher, 3rd May 1979.http://www.conservatives.com

Well done. Except the flood gates will now open....

Not that we are so desperate when Gerrard, Torres, Babel, Kuyt etc.
are scoring regularly.

date: Thu, 2 Oct 2008 05:40:48 -0700 (PDT) author: slayer_azure

Re: Robbie Keane?s goal to games ratio pushes higher, buoyed by solitary goal

"Darth Simian"  wrote in message 
news:caa02103-e002-47a9-b995-ffa40f99a447@d1g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
FRANKFURT, Oct 2 (Reuters) - Robbie Keane shares pushed higher on
Thursday, buoyed by him finally scoring a goal after 11 games.
At 0940 GMT, Robbies FTSEurotoss 300 index of the worst European
strikers was up from zero to 0.09 goals per game.

It closed at 0.09, but Liverpool are still down about £20 million plus
wages so far this year.

someone needs to point out that these types of gags are about as funny as 
aids
No really, whats the point ?

date: Thu, 2 Oct 2008 18:52:24 +0100 author: BOFH

Re: Robbie Keane?s goal to games ratio pushes higher, buoyed by solitary goal

"Darth Simian"  wrote in message 
news:caa02103-e002-47a9-b995-ffa40f99a447@d1g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
FRANKFURT, Oct 2 (Reuters) - Robbie Keane shares pushed higher on
Thursday, buoyed by him finally scoring a goal after 11 games.
At 0940 GMT, Robbies FTSEurotoss 300 index of the worst European
strikers was up from zero to 0.09 goals per game.

It closed at 0.09, but Liverpool are still down about £20 million plus
wages so far this year.

why are you including games where he came on in the 89th minute?

You seem really bitter that you signed the lazy moody one.

date: Thu, 2 Oct 2008 20:38:57 +0100 author: *Still* Undefeated Usenet God \(18 & 5\)

Re: Robbie Keanes goal to games ratio pushes higher, buoyed by solitary goal

On 2 Oct, 13:40, slayer_azure  wrote:
> On Oct 2, 2:32 pm, Darth Simian
>
>  wrote:
> > FRANKFURT, Oct 2 (Reuters) - Robbie Keane shares pushed higher on
> > Thursday, buoyed by him finally scoring a goal after 11 games.
> > At 0940 GMT, Robbies FTSEurotoss 300 index of the worst European
> > strikers was up from zero to 0.09 goals per game.
>
> > It closed at 0.09, but Liverpool are still down about £20 million plus
> > wages so far this year.
> > --
> > Where there is discord, may we bring harmony.
> > Where there is error, may we bring truth.
> > Where there is doubt, may we bring faith.
> > And where there is despair, may we bring hope.
> > Margaret Thatcher, 3rd May 1979.http://www.conservatives.com
>
> Well done. Except the flood gates will now open....
>
Like they did for Fernandon't Poorientes.  PMSL
--
Where there is discord, may we bring harmony.
Where there is error, may we bring truth.
Where there is doubt, may we bring faith.
And where there is despair, may we bring hope.
Margaret Thatcher, 3rd May 1979.
http://www.conservatives.com

date: Thu, 2 Oct 2008 13:31:32 -0700 (PDT) author: Darth Simian