I'm really sorry for having made you look so stupid in the last few days 
since you stepped out from behind your aretexlor ID, and to show my 
sorrow I'd like to offer you the the hand of friendship by offering you 
12 months free membership to my Gay Kopites group.  Here's the address 
just in case you didn't write it down last time:

http://sports.groups.yahoo.com/group/gay_kopites/

(waits)

-- 
Bernie The Bolt

'When taking a corner down at the Kop end, Sammy Lee once grabbed a pie 
out of a supporter's hand and swallowed it in 2 mouthfuls! We stopped 
him taking corners after that.'
Bob Paisley