All this 'bouncing' you do with the pretty kopite boys in the Albert, 
it's obviously a euphemism isn't it...  I hope you wear a condom.

-- 
Bernie The Bolt

'When taking a corner down at the Kop end, Sammy Lee once grabbed a pie 
out of a supporter's hand and swallowed it in 2 mouthfuls! We stopped 
him taking corners after that.'
Bob Paisley