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date: Fri, 4 Jul 2008 14:09:47 +0100,
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Man gives birth to baby girl
Well, that's what the sensationalist news media would have us all think -
that a man has actually become pregnant in the first place, carried the
sprog to full-term and finally, just a few days ago, given birth.
Hmmm...'Man gives birth to baby girl!'
Spot the fatal flaw in this: namely, that said "man" about whom we are
talking is not, nor ever has been, a male of the species; rather, it was
born a woman and will always be a woman. Just because you've had a cock
grafted onto your pathetic excuse for a body and your tits hacked off, it
does not make you a suitable candidate for manhood. In fact, given that this
fucking freak decided to keep her ovaries, womb, uterus and all the rest of
that shite, we can all safely conclude that what occurred in Oregon on June
29th was little more than another woman (one of many billions throughout the
ages) merely having a baby.
End fucking of.
If you welded a couple of wings onto the roof of your Ford Focus, would that
make it a fucking aeroplane? I think not. It would be a car with wings on
it, and it would still only be able to do what a car does. If you took it
upon yourself to chop a horse's head off and stick the head of a cow in its
place, would that make it a cow? Well, obviously fucking not.
Now, if this so-called "man" freak wants to try for another baby, then I
suggest that, as a way of truly proving his manhodo once and for all, he
should shag a woman, shoot his load up her cunt and get her up the duff. But
that won't happen, will it? It won't, because it can't. Nor will it ever be
able to. Why? Because she/he/it does not possess the necessary equipment to
complete the task in hand. Because that's what it's all about: having the
right equipment.
When you can show me a man who was born a man, and with the right man's
equipment, who becomes pregnant naturally, carries a baby somewhere about
his abdomen successfully for nine months, then somehow manages to expel it
from his fucking jap's eye...well, than I'll believe such things.
And what of this child's future? How the fuck is she going to explain the
whole charade to her friends at school?
"Well, my mum's really my mum but...er...she's also my dad, but my mum
really because it was...er...she...him...what gave birth to me. In fact, my
parents are trying for a little sister for me by shoving turkey-basters full
of donkey jism up each other's arses."
Well...the world's gone and gone fucking mad.
--
"You shouldn't throw things, Arthur." - Doreen Gretton, 1959.
date: Fri, 4 Jul 2008 14:09:47 +0100
author: Arthur Thacker
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Re: Man gives birth to baby girl
"Arthur Thacker" wrote in message
news:Eipbk.2883$7v1.1039@newsfe30.ams2...
> Well, that's what the sensationalist news media would have us all think -
> that a man has actually become pregnant in the first place, carried the
> sprog to full-term and finally, just a few days ago, given birth.
>
> Hmmm...'Man gives birth to baby girl!'
>
> Spot the fatal flaw in this: namely, that said "man" about whom we are
> talking is not, nor ever has been, a male of the species; rather, it was
> born a woman and will always be a woman. Just because you've had a cock
> grafted onto your pathetic excuse for a body and your tits hacked off, it
> does not make you a suitable candidate for manhood. In fact, given that
> this fucking freak decided to keep her ovaries, womb, uterus and all the
> rest of that shite, we can all safely conclude that what occurred in
> Oregon on June 29th was little more than another woman (one of many
> billions throughout the ages) merely having a baby.
>
> End fucking of.
>
> If you welded a couple of wings onto the roof of your Ford Focus, would
> that make it a fucking aeroplane? I think not. It would be a car with
> wings on it, and it would still only be able to do what a car does. If you
> took it upon yourself to chop a horse's head off and stick the head of a
> cow in its place, would that make it a cow? Well, obviously fucking not.
>
> Now, if this so-called "man" freak wants to try for another baby, then I
> suggest that, as a way of truly proving his manhodo once and for all, he
> should shag a woman, shoot his load up her cunt and get her up the duff.
> But that won't happen, will it? It won't, because it can't. Nor will it
> ever be able to. Why? Because she/he/it does not possess the necessary
> equipment to complete the task in hand. Because that's what it's all
> about: having the right equipment.
>
> When you can show me a man who was born a man, and with the right man's
> equipment, who becomes pregnant naturally, carries a baby somewhere about
> his abdomen successfully for nine months, then somehow manages to expel it
> from his fucking jap's eye...well, than I'll believe such things.
>
> And what of this child's future? How the fuck is she going to explain the
> whole charade to her friends at school?
>
> "Well, my mum's really my mum but...er...she's also my dad, but my mum
> really because it was...er...she...him...what gave birth to me. In fact,
> my parents are trying for a little sister for me by shoving turkey-basters
> full of donkey jism up each other's arses."
>
> Well...the world's gone and gone fucking mad.
>
> --
>
> "You shouldn't throw things, Arthur." - Doreen Gretton, 1959. congrats
> scoopex..loner /u have had a f--k...rumours was wrong ...
date: Fri, 4 Jul 2008 20:55:28 +0100
author: treblein99
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Re: Man gives birth to baby girl
Learn to fucking type retard.
"treblein99" wrote in message
news:Lfvbk.240256$1B6.122446@newsfe21.ams2...
>
> "Arthur Thacker" wrote in message
> news:Eipbk.2883$7v1.1039@newsfe30.ams2...
>> Well, that's what the sensationalist news media would have us all think -
>> that a man has actually become pregnant in the first place, carried the
>> sprog to full-term and finally, just a few days ago, given birth.
>>
>> Hmmm...'Man gives birth to baby girl!'
>>
>> Spot the fatal flaw in this: namely, that said "man" about whom we are
>> talking is not, nor ever has been, a male of the species; rather, it was
>> born a woman and will always be a woman. Just because you've had a cock
>> grafted onto your pathetic excuse for a body and your tits hacked off, it
>> does not make you a suitable candidate for manhood. In fact, given that
>> this fucking freak decided to keep her ovaries, womb, uterus and all the
>> rest of that shite, we can all safely conclude that what occurred in
>> Oregon on June 29th was little more than another woman (one of many
>> billions throughout the ages) merely having a baby.
>>
>> End fucking of.
>>
>> If you welded a couple of wings onto the roof of your Ford Focus, would
>> that make it a fucking aeroplane? I think not. It would be a car with
>> wings on it, and it would still only be able to do what a car does. If
>> you took it upon yourself to chop a horse's head off and stick the head
>> of a cow in its place, would that make it a cow? Well, obviously fucking
>> not.
>>
>> Now, if this so-called "man" freak wants to try for another baby, then I
>> suggest that, as a way of truly proving his manhodo once and for all, he
>> should shag a woman, shoot his load up her cunt and get her up the duff.
>> But that won't happen, will it? It won't, because it can't. Nor will it
>> ever be able to. Why? Because she/he/it does not possess the necessary
>> equipment to complete the task in hand. Because that's what it's all
>> about: having the right equipment.
>>
>> When you can show me a man who was born a man, and with the right man's
>> equipment, who becomes pregnant naturally, carries a baby somewhere about
>> his abdomen successfully for nine months, then somehow manages to expel
>> it from his fucking jap's eye...well, than I'll believe such things.
>>
>> And what of this child's future? How the fuck is she going to explain the
>> whole charade to her friends at school?
>>
>> "Well, my mum's really my mum but...er...she's also my dad, but my mum
>> really because it was...er...she...him...what gave birth to me. In fact,
>> my parents are trying for a little sister for me by shoving
>> turkey-basters full of donkey jism up each other's arses."
>>
>> Well...the world's gone and gone fucking mad.
>>
>> --
>>
>> "You shouldn't throw things, Arthur." - Doreen Gretton, 1959. congrats
>> scoopex..loner /u have had a f--k...rumours was wrong ...
>
>
date: Fri, 4 Jul 2008 22:14:59 +0100
author: BTB
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Re: Man gives birth to baby girl
fuck off .....plz
"BTB" wrote in message
news:wpwbk.184714$Ek2.44225@newsfe17.ams2...
> Learn to fucking type retard.
>
> "treblein99" wrote in message
> news:Lfvbk.240256$1B6.122446@newsfe21.ams2...
>>
>> "Arthur Thacker" wrote in message
>> news:Eipbk.2883$7v1.1039@newsfe30.ams2...
>>> Well, that's what the sensationalist news media would have us all
>>> think - that a man has actually become pregnant in the first place,
>>> carried the sprog to full-term and finally, just a few days ago, given
>>> birth.
>>>
>>> Hmmm...'Man gives birth to baby girl!'
>>>
>>> Spot the fatal flaw in this: namely, that said "man" about whom we are
>>> talking is not, nor ever has been, a male of the species; rather, it was
>>> born a woman and will always be a woman. Just because you've had a cock
>>> grafted onto your pathetic excuse for a body and your tits hacked off,
>>> it does not make you a suitable candidate for manhood. In fact, given
>>> that this fucking freak decided to keep her ovaries, womb, uterus and
>>> all the rest of that shite, we can all safely conclude that what
>>> occurred in Oregon on June 29th was little more than another woman (one
>>> of many billions throughout the ages) merely having a baby.
>>>
>>> End fucking of.
>>>
>>> If you welded a couple of wings onto the roof of your Ford Focus, would
>>> that make it a fucking aeroplane? I think not. It would be a car with
>>> wings on it, and it would still only be able to do what a car does. If
>>> you took it upon yourself to chop a horse's head off and stick the head
>>> of a cow in its place, would that make it a cow? Well, obviously fucking
>>> not.
>>>
>>> Now, if this so-called "man" freak wants to try for another baby, then I
>>> suggest that, as a way of truly proving his manhodo once and for all, he
>>> should shag a woman, shoot his load up her cunt and get her up the duff.
>>> But that won't happen, will it? It won't, because it can't. Nor will it
>>> ever be able to. Why? Because she/he/it does not possess the necessary
>>> equipment to complete the task in hand. Because that's what it's all
>>> about: having the right equipment.
>>>
>>> When you can show me a man who was born a man, and with the right man's
>>> equipment, who becomes pregnant naturally, carries a baby somewhere
>>> about his abdomen successfully for nine months, then somehow manages to
>>> expel it from his fucking jap's eye...well, than I'll believe such
>>> things.
>>>
>>> And what of this child's future? How the fuck is she going to explain
>>> the whole charade to her friends at school?
>>>
>>> "Well, my mum's really my mum but...er...she's also my dad, but my mum
>>> really because it was...er...she...him...what gave birth to me. In fact,
>>> my parents are trying for a little sister for me by shoving
>>> turkey-basters full of donkey jism up each other's arses."
>>>
>>> Well...the world's gone and gone fucking mad.
>>>
>>> --
>>>
>>> "You shouldn't throw things, Arthur." - Doreen Gretton, 1959. congrats
>>> scoopex..loner /u have had a f--k...rumours was wrong ...
>>
>>
>
date: Fri, 4 Jul 2008 22:21:17 +0100
author: treblein99
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Re: Man gives birth to baby girl
"treblein99" wrote in message
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> fuck off .....plz
> "BTB" wrote in message
> news:wpwbk.184714$Ek2.44225@newsfe17.ams2...
>> Learn to fucking type retard.
>>
>> "treblein99" wrote in message
>> news:Lfvbk.240256$1B6.122446@newsfe21.ams2...
>>>
>>> "Arthur Thacker" wrote in message
>>> news:Eipbk.2883$7v1.1039@newsfe30.ams2...
>>>> Well, that's what the sensationalist news media would have us all
>>>> think - that a man has actually become pregnant in the first place,
>>>> carried the sprog to full-term and finally, just a few days ago, given
>>>> birth.
>>>>
>>>> Hmmm...'Man gives birth to baby girl!'
>>>>
>>>> Spot the fatal flaw in this: namely, that said "man" about whom we are
>>>> talking is not, nor ever has been, a male of the species; rather, it
>>>> was born a woman and will always be a woman. Just because you've had a
>>>> cock grafted onto your pathetic excuse for a body and your tits hacked
>>>> off, it does not make you a suitable candidate for manhood. In fact,
>>>> given that this fucking freak decided to keep her ovaries, womb, uterus
>>>> and all the rest of that shite, we can all safely conclude that what
>>>> occurred in Oregon on June 29th was little more than another woman (one
>>>> of many billions throughout the ages) merely having a baby.
>>>>
>>>> End fucking of.
>>>>
>>>> If you welded a couple of wings onto the roof of your Ford Focus, would
>>>> that make it a fucking aeroplane? I think not. It would be a car with
>>>> wings on it, and it would still only be able to do what a car does. If
>>>> you took it upon yourself to chop a horse's head off and stick the head
>>>> of a cow in its place, would that make it a cow? Well, obviously
>>>> fucking not.
>>>>
>>>> Now, if this so-called "man" freak wants to try for another baby, then
>>>> I suggest that, as a way of truly proving his manhodo once and for all,
>>>> he should shag a woman, shoot his load up her cunt and get her up the
>>>> duff. But that won't happen, will it? It won't, because it can't. Nor
>>>> will it ever be able to. Why? Because she/he/it does not possess the
>>>> necessary equipment to complete the task in hand. Because that's what
>>>> it's all about: having the right equipment.
>>>>
>>>> When you can show me a man who was born a man, and with the right man's
>>>> equipment, who becomes pregnant naturally, carries a baby somewhere
>>>> about his abdomen successfully for nine months, then somehow manages to
>>>> expel it from his fucking jap's eye...well, than I'll believe such
>>>> things.
>>>>
>>>> And what of this child's future? How the fuck is she going to explain
>>>> the whole charade to her friends at school?
>>>>
>>>> "Well, my mum's really my mum but...er...she's also my dad, but my mum
>>>> really because it was...er...she...him...what gave birth to me. In
>>>> fact, my parents are trying for a little sister for me by shoving
>>>> turkey-basters full of donkey jism up each other's arses."
>>>>
>>>> Well...the world's gone and gone fucking mad.
>>>>
>>>> --
>>>>
>>>> "You shouldn't throw things, Arthur." - Doreen Gretton, 1959. congrats
>>>> scoopex..loner /u have had a f--k...rumours was wrong ...
>>>
>>>
>>
>
>
date: Fri, 4 Jul 2008 22:24:54 +0100
author: STEPHEN
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