1. The Exorcist
2. Running out of bog roll
3. A U2 album
4. Being sent to jail and getting bummed off a bloke with tattoos and a bald 
head
5. Bjorn Borg's eyes
6. The Queen's fanny
7. Having your fingernails pulled out
8. Or your brain eaten by rats
9. Persil Automatic
10. Some robots taking drugs and kidnapping you, then selling you to a human 
processing plant which plays Denise van Outen songs at you day and night 
until you succumb and become comatose with bile and rip out your own 
eyebrows.

For this is agony.

Love it...hate it...face it...deal with it...be it...live it.

Today we live; tomorrow we also happen to live.

Crap, isn't it?