1. Fucking Madeleine McCann.
2. The London Olympics.
3. Big Brother.
4. Whether or not Ronaldo will leave Manchester United.
5. That Scouse thug who dropped that concrete block on that bloke's head.
6. Amy Winehouse.
7. Sir Bobby Charlton's goal against Portugal in 1966 when he got the ball 
in his own half beat four defenders and fired the ball home from eighty 
yards blah blah blah...
8. Robert Mugabe being a right black twat.
9. The new James fucking Bond film.
10. People being killed in knife attacks, especially relatives of people off 
the telly I've never fucking heard of and bit-part jobbing actors who 
probably had it coming anyway.