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date: Sat, 28 Jun 2008 11:42:55 +0200,    group: uk.sport.football.clubs.liverpool        back       
Top Ten Pointless Sports   
1. Cricket.
2. Tennis.
3. Formula One.
4. Surfing.
5. Snooker.
6. Golf.
7. Horse Racing
8. Equestrianism.
9. Rowing.
10. Fencing.
date: Sat, 28 Jun 2008 11:42:55 +0200   author:   Arthur Thacker

Re: Top Ten Pointless Sports   
you left out  baseball and most olympic events americans expect to win,
and cry when they don't.


In article <OHo9k.96696$P83.59638@newsfe20.ams2>, Arthur Thacker
 wrote:

> 1. Cricket.
> 2. Tennis.
> 3. Formula One.
> 4. Surfing.
> 5. Snooker.
> 6. Golf.
> 7. Horse Racing
> 8. Equestrianism.
> 9. Rowing.
> 10. Fencing.
date: Sat, 28 Jun 2008 14:09:32 -0700   author:   slartibartfast

Re: Top Ten Pointless Sports   
Arthur Thacker presented the following explanation :
> 1. Cricket.
> 2. Tennis.
> 3. Formula One.
> 4. Surfing.
> 5. Snooker.
> 6. Golf.
> 7. Horse Racing
> 8. Equestrianism.
> 9. Rowing.
> 10. Fencing.

archery's a bit pointless as well

unless you're pointing your bow and arrow at Iain Dowie's thick 
forehead

-- 
+ His Holiness Pope Pompous XVIII

"Public opinion will be led to adopt, without knowing it, the proposals 
that we dare not present to them directly" -  former French president, 
Valéry Giscard d'Estaing, re. the Lisbon Treaty
date: Sat, 28 Jun 2008 22:31:34 +0100   author:   Pope Pompous XVIII

Re: Top Ten Pointless Sports   
No  one gives a fuck on the everton NG dickhead
"slartibartfast"  wrote in message 
news:280620081409322935%roosta@hhgttg.com...
> you left out  baseball and most olympic events americans expect to win,
> and cry when they don't.
>
>
> In article <OHo9k.96696$P83.59638@newsfe20.ams2>, Arthur Thacker
>  wrote:
>
>> 1. Cricket.
>> 2. Tennis.
>> 3. Formula One.
>> 4. Surfing.
>> 5. Snooker.
>> 6. Golf.
>> 7. Horse Racing
>> 8. Equestrianism.
>> 9. Rowing.
>> 10. Fencing.
date: Sat, 28 Jun 2008 22:56:45 +0100   author:   STEPHEN

Re: Top Ten Pointless Sports   
On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 22:56:45 +0100, STEPHEN wrote...

> No  one gives a fuck on the everton NG dickhead

Why don't you grow up, Stephen?
date: Sat, 28 Jun 2008 18:36:21 -0400   author:   Manx Gunner goal@4thegunners!com

Re: Top Ten Pointless Sports   
On 28 Jun, 10:42, "Arthur Thacker"  wrote:
> 1. Cricket.
> 2. Tennis.
> 3. Formula One.
> 4. Surfing.
> 5. Snooker.
> 6. Golf.
> 7. Horse Racing
> 8. Equestrianism.
> 9. Rowing.
> 10. Fencing.


Most sports are pointless.  That's the point.

Or it would be if they had one.
date: Sun, 29 Jun 2008 02:10:42 -0700 (PDT)   author:   johnty

Re: Top Ten Pointless Sports   
Arthur Thacker expressed precisely :
> 1. Cricket.
> 2. Tennis.
> 3. Formula One.
> 4. Surfing.
> 5. Snooker.
> 6. Golf.
> 7. Horse Racing
> 8. Equestrianism.
> 9. Rowing.
> 10. Fencing.

Tossing off the caber.

-- 
Count Baldoni
date: Tue, 01 Jul 2008 06:53:44 +0100   author:   Baldoni

Re: Top Ten Pointless Sports   
johnty laid this down on his screen :
> On 28 Jun, 10:42, "Arthur Thacker"  wrote:
>> 1. Cricket.
>> 2. Tennis.
>> 3. Formula One.
>> 4. Surfing.
>> 5. Snooker.
>> 6. Golf.
>> 7. Horse Racing
>> 8. Equestrianism.
>> 9. Rowing.
>> 10. Fencing.
>
>
> Most sports are pointless.  That's the point.
>
> Or it would be if they had one.

Synchronised swimming on ice is pretty pointless.

-- 
Count Baldoni
date: Tue, 01 Jul 2008 06:55:05 +0100   author:   Baldoni

Re: Top Ten Pointless Sports   
On 1 Jul, 06:55, Baldoni  wrote:
> johnty laid this down on his screen :
>
>
>
>
>
> > On 28 Jun, 10:42, "Arthur Thacker"  wrote:
> >> 1. Cricket.
> >> 2. Tennis.
> >> 3. Formula One.
> >> 4. Surfing.
> >> 5. Snooker.
> >> 6. Golf.
> >> 7. Horse Racing
> >> 8. Equestrianism.
> >> 9. Rowing.
> >> 10. Fencing.
>
> > Most sports are pointless.  That's the point.
>
> > Or it would be if they had one.
>
> Synchronised swimming on ice is pretty pointless.
>

How did SS get to be an olympic sport?  It's like having a ballroom
dancing gold medal.
date: Mon, 30 Jun 2008 23:23:53 -0700 (PDT)   author:   johnty

Re: Top Ten Pointless Sports   
johnty wrote :
> On 1 Jul, 06:55, Baldoni  wrote:
>> johnty laid this down on his screen :
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> 
>>> On 28 Jun, 10:42, "Arthur Thacker"  wrote:
>>>> 1. Cricket.
>>>> 2. Tennis.
>>>> 3. Formula One.
>>>> 4. Surfing.
>>>> 5. Snooker.
>>>> 6. Golf.
>>>> 7. Horse Racing
>>>> 8. Equestrianism.
>>>> 9. Rowing.
>>>> 10. Fencing.
>> 
>>> Most sports are pointless.  That's the point.
>>> Or it would be if they had one.
>> 
>> Synchronised swimming on ice is pretty pointless.
>> 
>
> How did SS get to be an olympic sport?  It's like having a ballroom
> dancing gold medal.

A committee of jokers probably saw some merit in it.

-- 
Count Baldoni
date: Tue, 01 Jul 2008 08:38:38 +0100   author:   Baldoni

Re: Top Ten Pointless Sports   
On 28 Jun, 10:42, "Arthur Thacker"  wrote:
> 1. Cricket.

Cricket has several points - point, backward point, silly point - and
the pointed ends on the stumps wot make them stick in the ground.

> 2. Tennis.

Tennis has lots of points too though they count them strangely (15,
30, 40, deuce) and of course you get set points and match points.

> 3. Formula One.

Correct there.  No point to this at all.

> 4. Surfing.

Some boards are a bit pointed at one end.  Sharks are full of points
but they're not really part of surfing.

> 5. Snooker.

Snooker is full of points, though the pointed end of the cue is
actually quite blunt.

> 6. Golf.

Tees have a point on the bottom and there are points in Stableford but
otherwise the whole point to golf is that there is no point to it.

> 7. Horse Racing

Oh, come on.  What's Point-to-Point then?

> 8. Equestrianism.

That's two correct.

> 9. Rowing.

Many boats have a pointed end (however this may be a nautical term)
but that's about it.

> 10. Fencing.

The whole point about fencing is that there are very definitely
points.  Or did you mean 20 yards of larch lap with concrete posts?

Most water sports have no point except for diving and even that's
questionable.  Cycling too has no points unless you count the needles
for all those drugs they use.  Polo - now that's definitely
pointless.  And hockey too, whether played on ice, grass or astroturf,
and as for lacrosse, well, no question.
But the most pointless sport?  The floor exercise in gymnastics.  What
is all that about?
date: Tue, 1 Jul 2008 09:31:35 -0700 (PDT)   author:   unknown

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