1. Steve Heighway - Degree in Economics (Warwick).
2. Brain Hall - Degree in History (Liverpool).
3. Iain Dowie - Masters Degree in Engineering (Hertfordshire).
4. Ian Ure - Degree in Social Work (Ayr).
5. Mike Hooper - Degree in English Literature (Swansea).
6. Alan Shearer - Masters Degree in Fence Creosoting & Wood Panel Painting 
(Gateshead Poly).
7. Cristiano Ronaldo - Degree in Acting (Lee Sharpe Academy of Diving & 
Dramatic Arts).
8. Sir Tom Finney - Degree in Plumbing (Preston College).
9. George Graham - Masters Degree in Hiding Brown Paper Parcels Full Of 
Money Behind The Radiators (University College Kray, Cambridge).
10. Sir Bobby Charlton - Masters Degree in Follicular Enhancement (Royal 
College of That Cunt Their Jack).