The people's Sportsman Of The Year, John Darwen, continues to be 
bothered by our over worked police force. When a man canoes across the 
Atlantic, stopping off at he Galapagos Islands (via The Pacific) to 
double check his theory of evolution is indeed correct before buying 
some real estate in Panama, I think he deserves a bit more respect than 
to have PC Plod asking awkward questions and pressing stupid charges. 
FFS John, ask them to account for their expenses credit cards and 
propensity to only search people with "all year" sun tans.

When John e-mailed his widow with the words "Get your bum over here - 
I've got something for you, and it's hot" it is an obvious reference to 
the sort of big penis only a true sportsman would possess. The life 
insurance money would mean nothing to an athlete like that.

Stick on in there John - the truth will out. You daft fucker. You've 
already had a wank in open water, so come clean again and save yourself 
further embarrassment. It must be tough when the only motivation for 
your self abuse is a couple of turtles and Ellen McArthur, but surely 
we've all been there before.

Tommo ³ wrote:
> The people's Sportsman Of The Year, John Darwen, continues to be
> bothered by our over worked police force. When a man canoes across the
> Atlantic, stopping off at he Galapagos Islands (via The Pacific) to
> double check his theory of evolution is indeed correct before buying
> some real estate in Panama, I think he deserves a bit more respect
> than to have PC Plod asking awkward questions and pressing stupid
> charges. FFS John, ask them to account for their expenses credit
> cards and propensity to only search people with "all year" sun tans.
>
> When John e-mailed his widow with the words "Get your bum over here -
> I've got something for you, and it's hot" it is an obvious reference
> to the sort of big penis only a true sportsman would possess. The life
> insurance money would mean nothing to an athlete like that.
>
> Stick on in there John - the truth will out. You daft fucker. You've
> already had a wank in open water, so come clean again and save
> yourself further embarrassment. It must be tough when the only
> motivation for your self abuse is a couple of turtles and Ellen
> McArthur, but surely we've all been there before.

I'd understand him wanting to get away from his wife, as she's an ugly 
old thing, but the fool took her with him!!! No wonder he decided to 
hand himself in after a few years.