. . . Very much worth their places in Euro 2008

Charles Darwin would be nodding in his grave. England were weighed, 
measured, found wanting, and I'm delighted that those Gillette Fusion 
endorsing bastards had to forgo their usual Goodie Bags for once, and 
just try to scrape by on £70k per week. That's how the rest of us live, 
so fuck them.

"Tommo ³"  wrote in message news:reOdna5_BvhZB8DVnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@bt.com...
> Charles Darwin would be nodding in his grave. England were weighed, measured, found 
> wanting, and I'm delighted that those Gillette Fusion endorsing bastards

Speaking of which, Tommocubed, what razor do you currently
consider the finest in the market?  I know you to be an expert on
the subject.


-- 
Mike

Michael Cunningham wrote:
> "Tommo ³"  wrote in message news:reOdna5_BvhZB8DVnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@bt.com...
>> Charles Darwin would be nodding in his grave. England were weighed, measured, found 
>> wanting, and I'm delighted that those Gillette Fusion endorsing bastards
> 
> Speaking of which, Tommocubed, what razor do you currently
> consider the finest in the market?  I know you to be an expert on
> the subject.
> 
> 

It's the Gillette Fusion for me Mikey, although I will slum it with a 
Gillette Mach3 Turbo if pushed. The Fusion has five blades, plus a 
little one for reaching the parts you can't reach because the five 
blades themselves are so unwieldy.

We're entering exciting times in razor technology, and we've come a long 
way since sailors used shells as razors. The dirty bastards. That was 
hardly what I'd call "the best a man can get".

Tommo ³ wrote:

> Michael Cunningham wrote:
> 
>>
>> Speaking of which, Tommocubed, what razor do you currently
>> consider the finest in the market?  I know you to be an expert on
>> the subject.
>>
>>
> 
> It's the Gillette Fusion for me Mikey, although I will slum it with a 
> Gillette Mach3 Turbo if pushed. The Fusion has five blades, plus a 
> little one for reaching the parts you can't reach because the five 
> blades themselves are so unwieldy.
> 
> We're entering exciting times in razor technology, and we've come a long 
> way since sailors used shells as razors. The dirty bastards. That was 
> hardly what I'd call "the best a man can get".

What method would you recommend for shaving my balls? Mikey likes me 
nice and clean down below.

nigel wrote:

snip
> 
> What method would you recommend for shaving my balls? Mikey likes me 
> nice and clean down below.
> 

Well, I certainly wouldn't recommend the Fusion for that sort of 
depraved depilation. Why send in a Gillette to do a Bic's job?

Alternatively, you could grow your other pubes really long to make the 
scrotal ones seem short in comparison. Just tell Mikey if he doesn't 
like your impression of Brian Blessed smoking a cigar he can lump it.

Tommo ³ wrote:

> nigel wrote:
> 
> snip
> 
>>
>> What method would you recommend for shaving my balls? Mikey likes me 
>> nice and clean down below.
>>
> 
> Well, I certainly wouldn't recommend the Fusion for that sort of 
> depraved depilation. Why send in a Gillette to do a Bic's job?
> 
> Alternatively, you could grow your other pubes really long to make the 
> scrotal ones seem short in comparison. Just tell Mikey if he doesn't 
> like your impression of Brian Blessed smoking a cigar he can lump it.

Mikey said he'd lend me his cigarette lighter to singe them off, only 
he'd lost it inside Ben's arses.