I remember seeing Cech rolling about and cheating the ref into booking a 
Boro player for merely being in his vicinity two seasons and thinking 
just how do you get even with a pathetic little cheating fuck like that?

He's a safe pair of hands, and he plays for a proper glamour club too, 
so basically you have to track him down and stick a screw driver in his 
stupid little mong cap just to get any sort of satisfaction. Even our 
bungling police force would frown upon that, and they'd want to ask 
questions.

Imagine my joy to see him gift the Turks an equaliser, and then just 
when I am starting to believe in a God, he has to pick a screamer 
winning goal out of the onion bag. Yes that's right Mister Mongoliter, 
pick that fucker out, with your gay little cap on like the big cunt you 
are !!!11!!11!!!! imnotbitterhonest!!11!!!!!!

This guy is a cunt of the first order, and I'm going to church on Sunday 
to thank God for his sense of justice, and to bum a choir boy obviously.

Tommo ³ wrote:
> I remember seeing Cech rolling about and cheating the ref into
> booking a Boro player for merely being in his vicinity two seasons
> and thinking just how do you get even with a pathetic little cheating
> fuck like that?
> He's a safe pair of hands, and he plays for a proper glamour club too,
> so basically you have to track him down and stick a screw driver in
> his stupid little mong cap just to get any sort of satisfaction. Even
> our bungling police force would frown upon that, and they'd want to
> ask questions.
>
> Imagine my joy to see him gift the Turks an equaliser, and then just
> when I am starting to believe in a God, he has to pick a screamer
> winning goal out of the onion bag. Yes that's right Mister Mongoliter,
> pick that fucker out, with your gay little cap on like the big cunt
> you are !!!11!!11!!!! imnotbitterhonest!!11!!!!!!
>
> This guy is a cunt of the first order, and I'm going to church on
> Sunday to thank God for his sense of justice, and to bum a choir boy
> obviously.

So you're not a fan of his then I take it?!!

Stephen O'Connell wrote:
> Tommo ³ wrote:
>> I remember seeing Cech rolling about and cheating the ref into
>> booking a Boro player for merely being in his vicinity two seasons
>> and thinking just how do you get even with a pathetic little cheating
>> fuck like that?
>> He's a safe pair of hands, and he plays for a proper glamour club too,
>> so basically you have to track him down and stick a screw driver in
>> his stupid little mong cap just to get any sort of satisfaction. Even
>> our bungling police force would frown upon that, and they'd want to
>> ask questions.
>>
>> Imagine my joy to see him gift the Turks an equaliser, and then just
>> when I am starting to believe in a God, he has to pick a screamer
>> winning goal out of the onion bag. Yes that's right Mister Mongoliter,
>> pick that fucker out, with your gay little cap on like the big cunt
>> you are !!!11!!11!!!! imnotbitterhonest!!11!!!!!!
>>
>> This guy is a cunt of the first order, and I'm going to church on
>> Sunday to thank God for his sense of justice, and to bum a choir boy
>> obviously.
> 
> So you're not a fan of his then I take it?!!

You should see what Tommo says about Ellen McArthur.

Mind you, he fancies her.

C

Chopsy wrote:
> Stephen O'Connell wrote:

Snip

>> So you're not a fan of his then I take it?!!
> 
> You should see what Tommo says about Ellen McArthur.
> 
> Mind you, he fancies her.
> 
> C

You know, I'm going to give Cech just one more chance. I'll give Dame 
Ellen one too. I hear she likes it up the Poop Deck.

I wish I understood what constitutes a foul for having your foot high. 
Sometimes it seems to be given when your foot is knee high in a 50/50 
challenge. Other times your foot can be shoulder high and you can kick 
Polak in the head and nothing is given.

Still, I'm glad the commentators who proclaimed Cech as the best 
goalkeeper in the world got their comeuppance.



Tommo ³ wrote:

> I remember seeing Cech rolling about and cheating the ref into booking a 
> Boro player for merely being in his vicinity two seasons and thinking 
> just how do you get even with a pathetic little cheating fuck like that?
> 
> He's a safe pair of hands, and he plays for a proper glamour club too, 
> so basically you have to track him down and stick a screw driver in his 
> stupid little mong cap just to get any sort of satisfaction. Even our 
> bungling police force would frown upon that, and they'd want to ask 
> questions.
> 
> Imagine my joy to see him gift the Turks an equaliser, and then just 
> when I am starting to believe in a God, he has to pick a screamer 
> winning goal out of the onion bag. Yes that's right Mister Mongoliter, 
> pick that fucker out, with your gay little cap on like the big cunt you 
> are !!!11!!11!!!! imnotbitterhonest!!11!!!!!!
> 
> This guy is a cunt of the first order, and I'm going to church on Sunday 
> to thank God for his sense of justice, and to bum a choir boy obviously.

"Tommo ³"  wrote in message news:v8adnck7FspE_8vVnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@bt.com...
<Snip>
> his stupid little mong cap

Best.  Line.  Ever.

That is all.


-- 
Mike

nigel wrote:
> I wish I understood what constitutes a foul for having your foot high. 
> Sometimes it seems to be given when your foot is knee high in a 50/50 
> challenge. Other times your foot can be shoulder high and you can kick 
> Polak in the head and nothing is given.
> 
I wished I understood what constitutes being a top posting cunt, but 
then you demonstrated it for me. Thanks.

M
-- 
Martin:  Poster, large, helpful, SBL administrator.  Beer Baron and
spreadshit maestro.  Last remaining Huddersfield fan on the planet.

Tommo ³ wrote:
> 
> This guy is a cunt of the first order, and I'm going to church on Sunday 
> to thank God for his sense of justice, and to bum a choir boy obviously.
Too right - there's no point in being discrete while bumming a choir boy.

M

-- 
Martin:  Poster, large, helpful, SBL administrator.  Beer Baron and
spreadshit maestro.  Last remaining Huddersfield fan on the planet.

Mister M wrote:

> I wished I understood what constitutes being a top posting cunt

Ask the person who does Donald Trump's mail-order toupees.