Following helpful introductions from Mikey and, more recently, Mr. Horowitz, 
I've decided to turn this into a 'fun' event for the next year or so. And by 
'fun' I mean potentially heartbreaking, obviously.

Here's how it works. Youksefers will recommend a person to me (much in the 
same way that we've recommended songs, films and Russian Dolling over the 
years).  I will try to get to know them, using bookofface or messenger or 
old fashioned gheymails or whatever, perhaps then advancing to phone calls, 
meeting, and lovemaking.

I will then post reviews of each person (anonymously) like 'a robust little 
rural Irish entry, initially enthusiastic but swathed in contradiction . 
6/9'  and at the end of it we'll hopefully have a clear winner.

Ideally the people recommended will be available, single women who might 
have one or two things in common with me and/or some scope for mutual 
attraction, but outside runners are all welcome, and will be given the same 
initial chance as anyone else.

This could be the greatest, most interactive Run Nunn ever.

BTN

Sir Benjamin Nunn wrote:

> Following helpful introductions from Mikey and, more recently, Mr. 
> Horowitz, I've decided to turn this into a 'fun' event for the next year 
> or so. And by 'fun' I mean potentially heartbreaking, obviously.
> 
> Here's how it works. Youksefers will recommend a person to me (much in 
> the same way that we've recommended songs, films and Russian Dolling 
> over the years).  I will try to get to know them, using bookofface or 
> messenger or old fashioned gheymails or whatever, perhaps then advancing 
> to phone calls, meeting, and lovemaking.
> 
> I will then post reviews of each person (anonymously) like 'a robust 
> little rural Irish entry, initially enthusiastic but swathed in 
> contradiction . 6/9'  and at the end of it we'll hopefully have a clear 
> winner.
> 
> Ideally the people recommended will be available, single women who might 
> have one or two things in common with me and/or some scope for mutual 
> attraction, but outside runners are all welcome, and will be given the 
> same initial chance as anyone else.
> 
> This could be the greatest, most interactive Run Nunn ever.
> 
> BTN

Admit it, you want some cheap hookers for your web site!

Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Sir Benjamin Nunn squealed:

> Ideally the people recommended will be available, single women who
> might have one or two things in common with me and/or some scope for
> mutual attraction, but outside runners are all welcome, and will be
> given the same initial chance as anyone else.

The only single woman I know wouldn't touch you with a 10' shitty pole so I 
won't be partaking in this comp.
 
> This could be the greatest, most interactive Run Nunn ever.

Or not.

-- 
Kullrad (4)
UKSF Best New Poster 2003

"AWTWP. Or when the blackness of Kully's soul shines through his dead shark 
eyes bathing everything in darkness and returning the land to a time of 
anger and long guitar solos and heralding the arrival of Satan." - Joe 
Horowitz

Winamp is spewing forth: Deep Purple - Mistreated

"Sir Benjamin Nunn"  wrote in message 
news:6b6ugjF3anovaU1@mid.individual.net...
> Following helpful introductions from Mikey and, more recently, Mr. 
> Horowitz, I've decided to turn this into a 'fun' event for the next year 
> or so. And by 'fun' I mean potentially heartbreaking, obviously.

My very favourite song at the moment is by Hot Hot Heat, it's called 'Jingle 
Jangle' and it goes like this:

'Friday night I'll raise my glass and say tomorrow
Things will change, I can't afford to wait,
But by Monday morning my alarm clock knows
How this story goes,
And the ending's the same as the start,

Another day, another night, another year,
Another smile, another lie, another tear
This better not be all I got,
I never thought I'd end up here'

You might quite teh like it.  It's got loads of chord changes and 
everything, even a maj7 and they're always good.  I'll send it along because 
it's making me think of you, although, obviously, you'll be completely 
underwhelmed as usual.  I wouldn't have it any other way, tbh.

> Here's how it works. Youksefers will recommend a person to me (much in the 
> same way that we've recommended songs, films and Russian Dolling over the 
> years).  I will try to get to know them, using bookofface or messenger or 
> old fashioned gheymails or whatever, perhaps then advancing to phone 
> calls, meeting, and lovemaking.

Yes, and bum, scone, snuggling, contradictions, inopportune declarations of 
undying love and ultimately, bleeding alone with renewed vigour and 
desperation.  What could possibly go wrong?

> This could be the greatest, most interactive Run Nunn ever.

Count me in.  I like this teh gheyme.


-- 
Joe

"I am the fat puddin', but a single puddingness" - Vicky Conlan

"Sir Benjamin Nunn"  wrote in message
news:6b6ugjF3anovaU1@mid.individual.net...
> I will then post reviews of each person (anonymously) like 'a robust little rural Irish
> entry, initially enthusiastic but swathed in contradiction . 6/9'  and at the end of it
> we'll hopefully have a clear winner.

I'm definitely in.  I don't have anyone who fits the bill at the moment but
leave it with me.


-- 
Mike

"Joe Horowitz" <my_name@youblunder.co.youghey> wrote in message
news:Akw3k.94390$SA7.90069@newsfe09.ams2...
> You might quite teh like it.  It's got loads of chord changes and everything, even a maj7
> and they're always good.  I'll send it along because it's making me think of you,
> although, obviously, you'll be completely underwhelmed as usual.  I wouldn't have it any
> other way, tbh.

AWTWP.  Did you ever share any Cribs material with the great
man?  Not saying he'd find it any less underwhelming than Hot
Hot Heat but I think we both agreed that they write some uncannily
Nunninclusive lyrics.

Perhaps we could persuade them to re-record them with additional
mandolin?

And by "additional", I mean "only".


-- 
Mike

"Michael Cunningham"  wrote in message 
news:g2nd8p$a76$2@aioe.org...
> "Joe Horowitz" <my_name@youblunder.co.youghey> wrote in message
> news:Akw3k.94390$SA7.90069@newsfe09.ams2...
>> You might quite teh like it.  It's got loads of chord changes and 
>> everything, even a maj7
>> and they're always good.  I'll send it along because it's making me think 
>> of you,
>> although, obviously, you'll be completely underwhelmed as usual.  I 
>> wouldn't have it any
>> other way, tbh.
>
> AWTWP.  Did you ever share any Cribs material with the great
> man?  Not saying he'd find it any less underwhelming than Hot
> Hot Heat but I think we both agreed that they write some uncannily
> Nunninclusive lyrics.

Heh.  Yes, yes they do.  I've always found that amusing, but do also think 
he'd find them even more underwhelming than HHH.  The songs are a bit more 
simplistic in terms of chords'n'shit, I enjoyed their last album a lot but I 
don't think they have quite the impressive knack of song-crafting of our 
shouty Canadian friends.  Some of the HHH tracks don't strike me as being a 
million miles away from something like Dodgy, in terms of how they put songs 
together.  It's desceptively slick.

But a bit shouty, obviously.  And Canadian.

> Perhaps we could persuade them to re-record them with additional
> mandolin?
>
> And by "additional", I mean "only".

Oh man, that would rock bigly.  Maybe Ben should transpose 'Girls Like 
Mystery' into a minor key and record it himself, and perform it naked at the 
next T4 Beach Party thing in Weston.


-- 
Joe

"I am the fat puddin', but a single puddingness" - Vicky Conlan

Michael Cunningham wrote:

> I don't have anyone who fits the bill at the moment

Are you setting Ben up with a duck?

"nigel"  wrote in message 
news:puudnd1bl5mHQtLVnZ2dneKdnZzinZ2d@posted.plusnet...
> Michael Cunningham wrote:
>
>> I don't have anyone who fits the bill at the moment
>
> Are you setting Ben up with a duck?


It would be a greater contribution than anything you've done, Gay Nigel.

BTN

Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Sir Benjamin Nunn squealed:

>>> I don't have anyone who fits the bill at the moment
>>
>> Are you setting Ben up with a duck?
> 
> It would be a greater contribution than anything you've done, Gay Nigel.

Hey, no need to hace a go at teh GayNigel. He said something funny a few 
weeks back.

You cunt.

-- 
Kullrad (4)
UKSF Best New Poster 2003

"AWTWP. Or when the blackness of Kully's soul shines through his dead shark 
eyes bathing everything in darkness and returning the land to a time of 
anger and long guitar solos and heralding the arrival of Satan." - Joe 
Horowitz

Winamp is spewing forth: Rush - A Farewell To Kings

Kullrad wrote:

> Hey, no need to hace a go at teh GayNigel. He said something funny a few 
> weeks back.

Actually, Dr Who/Spoilers style, I have yet to say it.

When the time comes you will have to tell me what to say because I don't 
think I'm capable of saying something funny on my own.

> 
> You cunt.
> 

Ben loves me really. At least he did until he caused my colonic prolapse.

nigel wrote:
> Sir Benjamin Nunn wrote:
> 
>> Following helpful introductions from Mikey and, more recently, Mr. 
>> Horowitz, I've decided to turn this into a 'fun' event for the next 
>> year or so. And by 'fun' I mean potentially heartbreaking, obviously.
>>
> 
> Admit it, you want some cheap hookers for your web site!
> 
HIS website?? ITWTCITD?? FFS.

M

-- 
Martin:  Poster, large, helpful, SBL administrator.  Beer Baron and
spreadshit maestro.  Last remaining Huddersfield fan on the planet.

"Mister M"  wrote in message news:6bobrqF3dbjfpU1@mid.individual.net...
> HIS website?? ITWTCITD?? FFS.

AWTWP.  Emperor Joe Horowitz  is the only Youksefer with a
majority holding in Facebook.


-- 
Mike

"Michael Cunningham"  wrote in message 
news:g370ba$io3$3@aioe.org...
> "Mister M"  wrote in message 
> news:6bobrqF3dbjfpU1@mid.individual.net...
>> HIS website?? ITWTCITD?? FFS.
>
> AWTWP.  Emperor Joe Horowitz  is the only Youksefer with a
> majority holding in Facebook.

Mikey, what the fuck are you doing posting on here now?  I thought I told 
you to tend my teh garden.

After that you can clean my teh fishtank.  Thanks.


-- 
Joe

"I am the fat puddin', but a single puddingness" - Vicky Conlan