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date: Tue, 3 Jun 2008 03:38:08 +0100,    group: uk.sport.football        back       
Anyone know a Joe Horowitz?   
Short-arsed, wiry fucker. Where is he?
-- 
poleson at gmail dot com
date: Tue, 3 Jun 2008 03:38:08 +0100   author:   Poleson

Re: Anyone know a Joe Horowitz?   
On 3 Jun, 03:38, Poleson  wrote:
> Short-arsed, wiry fucker. Where is he?

FFS, ask Poleson.

Noob.
date: Tue, 3 Jun 2008 01:44:45 -0700 (PDT)   author:   Tony McChrystal

Re: Anyone know a Joe Horowitz?   
Poleson wrote:
> Short-arsed, wiry fucker. Where is he?

He stowed away in Os's luggage and is now on the run in France for a 
murder he didn't commit?

MICATGWJHIG.

-- 
Kullrad (4)
UKSF Best New Poster 2003

"50 thousand people used to live here...now it's a ghost town"
date: Tue, 03 Jun 2008 12:58:29 +0100   author:   Kullrad

Re: Anyone know a Joe Horowitz?   
Kullrad  wrote in news:6akpv5F382cj1U1
@mid.individual.net:

>> Short-arsed, wiry fucker. Where is he?
> 
> He stowed away in Os's luggage and is now on the run in France for a 

Just outside Madrid now actually. 

My kids said the other day "when are we going back to Joe's house, dad?' 

'Why would we want to go back there?' says I.

'To see Joe'n'shit and play on his PS2' say the kids.

'Ah, no need. There's a little bit of Joe in all of us nowadays' says I.

'What!11' they shout in unison.

'It's just an expression FFS!1' I shout back while slinking down in my 
seat and trying not to look guilty... 

> 
> MICATGWJHIG.
> 

ILTCOYJ,T.

-- 
Cheers, Os
date: 3 Jun 2008 21:34:16 GMT   author:   Osbourne Ruddock

Re: Anyone know a Joe Horowitz?   
On 3 Jun, 22:34, Osbourne Ruddock  wrote:
> Kullrad  wrote in news:6akpv5F382cj1U1
> @mid.individual.net:
>
> >> Short-arsed, wiry fucker. Where is he?
>
> > He stowed away in Os's luggage and is now on the run in France for a
>
> Just outside Madrid now actually.
>
> My kids said the other day "when are we going back to Joe's house, dad?'
>
> 'Why would we want to go back there?' says I.
>
> 'To see Joe'n'shit and play on his PS2' say the kids.
>
> 'Ah, no need. There's a little bit of Joe in all of us nowadays' says I.
>
> 'What!11' they shout in unison.
>
> 'It's just an expression FFS!1' I shout back while slinking down in my
> seat and trying not to look guilty...

It was really sweet when your kids said that Os.  If I'd been there
Os, then I might have got a bit too excited and said something like,
"Yeah, if we'd not turned Joe into soup.  Or broth.  As Joe is too
wiry for soup really."

And then I might have laughed liked a lunatic.  And distracted your
kids from the horror with my Wii.

JdS
date: Tue, 3 Jun 2008 16:10:38 -0700 (PDT)   author:   Jon de Souza

Re: Anyone know a Joe Horowitz?   
Jon de Souza  wrote in news:719c4815-d4ec-41dc-

> It was really sweet when your kids said that Os.  If I'd been there
> Os, then I might have got a bit too excited and said something like,
> "Yeah, if we'd not turned Joe into soup.  Or broth.  As Joe is too
> wiry for soup really."
> 
> And then I might have laughed liked a lunatic.  And distracted your
> kids from the horror with my Wii.

Your Wii is the horror but, YPS.

Sid
date: 3 Jun 2008 23:17:28 GMT   author:   Sid

Re: Anyone know a Joe Horowitz?   
"Osbourne Ruddock"  wrote in message 
news:Xns9AB2EFCD3B68Astrikeboyhotmailcom@130.133.1.4...
> Just outside Madrid now actually.

Ci senore.  Mi cago en ta puta Kullrad de todo corazon.

> My kids said the other day "when are we going back to Joe's house, dad?'
> 'Why would we want to go back there?' says I.
> 'To see Joe'n'shit and play on his PS2' say the kids.
> 'Ah, no need. There's a little bit of Joe in all of us nowadays' says I.

Aye.  That whole turkey-baster idea of yours was a winner.

> 'What!11' they shout in unison.
> 'It's just an expression FFS!1' I shout back while slinking down in my
> seat and trying not to look guilty...

If I were you, I'd be more worried about trying not to sound like Murray 
from Flight Of The Conchords.

Have you had any chance to check out the extended boomtunes'n'scone folder 
yet?  I baked it especially for you.

-- 
Joe

"I am the fat puddin', but a single puddingness" - Vicky Conlan
date: Wed, 4 Jun 2008 00:28:27 -0000   author:   Joe Horowitz hey

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