. . .  . {sniggers}

. . . {cheering}

. . {laughter out loud}

Oh for god's sake, we didn't even get up to 10 whole seconds and break 
the record this time. Shame on you.

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cock lodger   n.
An idle man who persuades a gullible single mum to let him move in and 
sit on her sofa all day watching DVDs in exchange for the odd scuttling.