I've just seen Cilla Black advertising the LV 50 Plus Plan for life 
assurance.

It was great at first. Very upbeat as she talked about her happy days in 
the Swinging Sixties. Heh, those mini skirts, and erm, Mini cars. Happy 
days. Anyone Who Had A Heart. Magic times.

Then it all went a bit dark and she said "Sadly, we all lose someone 
close to us . . . " and I just sobbed out aloud uncontrollably. She 
meant her Bobby, didn't she. Poor Bobby.

He was in the best of health until she sang to him.

:: blub ::

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Belgian biscuit   n.
Jam in the middle? Icing on the top. Nice cherries. Enough said?