I was really sad to hear today that Joey Barton will be using 
soap-on-a-rope at the Queen's pleasure for the next 6 months.

Still, it's not all bad news for them. It won't hinder Newcastle's 
European exploits or jeopardise their standing as a top 4 "big club" in 
any way.

-- 
cock   n.
1. Penis; willy; knob. 2. n. A person to whom a chirpy Cockney wishes to 
speak, esp. when prefixed by "Wotcha..." 3. n. A sort of chicken.

On 20 May, 22:55, Tommo ³  wrote:
> I was really sad to hear today that Joey Barton will be using
> soap-on-a-rope at the Queen's pleasure for the next 6 months.
>
> Still, it's not all bad news for them. It won't hinder Newcastle's
> European exploits or jeopardise their standing as a top 4 "big club" in
> any way.

He's a bit of a Randall McMurphy type that Barton, except without the
charisma, winning smile and large Indian friend.

What is hilarious is that Kev Keegy is purportedly backing Barton.
Presumably under the threat of severe violence, 20 punches to the head
and some quickfire orthodontal work.

Tony McChrystal wrote:
> On 20 May, 22:55, Tommo ³  wrote:
>> I was really sad to hear today that Joey Barton will be using
>> soap-on-a-rope at the Queen's pleasure for the next 6 months.
>>
>> Still, it's not all bad news for them. It won't hinder Newcastle's
>> European exploits or jeopardise their standing as a top 4 "big club"
>> in any way.
>
> He's a bit of a Randall McMurphy type that Barton, except without the
> charisma, winning smile and large Indian friend.
>
> What is hilarious is that Kev Keegy is purportedly backing Barton.
> Presumably under the threat of severe violence, 20 punches to the head
> and some quickfire orthodontal work.

I hope some BIG Sunderland fan shoves it up Joey's dirt box in the prison
showers!

Stephen O'Connell wrote:

Snip

> 
> I hope some BIG Sunderland fan shoves it up Joey's dirt box in the prison
> showers!

I know he thought that baring his bottom to the Everton fans was 
hilarious (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3WNeTabAUY), but poor Joey 
may soon find himself in The Twilight Zone (tm).

-- 
feague   v.
The equestrian tradition of shoving a stick of ginger up a horse's 
arse(qv) for reasons best known to those who do it. Usefully adapts to 
"feague off".

"Stephen O'Connell"  wrote in message
news:vBYYj.25534$j7.469438@news.indigo.ie...
> I hope some BIG Sunderland fan shoves it up Joey's dirt box in the prison
> showers!

Eh?  But wouldn't it be a far greater punishment if said Sunderland fan had a
_tiny_  penis?  Surely that would make it a far less satisfying experience for
Joey, thus maximising his punishment?

I don't know, I'm no expert.  If it was me, though, the last person I'd want
to be sexually assaulted by is a tiny-cocked fellow inmate.  I mean, don't
get me wrong, I'm sure he'd try his best to make up for his shortcomings
but it just wouldn't be the same.


-- 
Mike

Michael Cunningham wrote:
> "Stephen O'Connell"  wrote in message
> news:vBYYj.25534$j7.469438@news.indigo.ie...
>> I hope some BIG Sunderland fan shoves it up Joey's dirt box in the prison
>> showers!
> 
> Eh?  But wouldn't it be a far greater punishment if said Sunderland fan had a
> _tiny_  penis?  Surely that would make it a far less satisfying experience for
> Joey, thus maximising his punishment?
> 
> I don't know, I'm no expert.  If it was me, though, the last person I'd want
> to be sexually assaulted by is a tiny-cocked fellow inmate.  I mean, don't
> get me wrong, I'm sure he'd try his best to make up for his shortcomings
> but it just wouldn't be the same.
> 
> 

I'm in full agreement Mikey. Bum rape must be a harrowing experience 
which will haunt you for the rest of your life, but if you are to regret 
something it makes more sence for it to be great big porno cock rather 
than a tiny little Mackem knob. That would be insult to injury.

Perhaps we should send his fellow inmates some strap on horse cocks just 
to make sure Joey has no such regrets and the job gets done properly?

Tommo ³ wrote:

> Michael Cunningham wrote:
> 
>> "Stephen O'Connell"  wrote in message
>> news:vBYYj.25534$j7.469438@news.indigo.ie...
>>
>>> I hope some BIG Sunderland fan shoves it up Joey's dirt box in the 
>>> prison
>>> showers!
>>
>>
>> Eh?  But wouldn't it be a far greater punishment if said Sunderland 
>> fan had a
>> _tiny_  penis?  Surely that would make it a far less satisfying 
>> experience for
>> Joey, thus maximising his punishment?
>>
>> I don't know, I'm no expert.  If it was me, though, the last person 
>> I'd want
>> to be sexually assaulted by is a tiny-cocked fellow inmate.  I mean, 
>> don't
>> get me wrong, I'm sure he'd try his best to make up for his shortcomings
>> but it just wouldn't be the same.
>>
>>
> 
> I'm in full agreement Mikey. Bum rape must be a harrowing experience 
> which will haunt you for the rest of your life, but if you are to regret 
> something it makes more sence for it to be great big porno cock rather 
> than a tiny little Mackem knob. That would be insult to injury.
> 
> Perhaps we should send his fellow inmates some strap on horse cocks just 
> to make sure Joey has no such regrets and the job gets done properly?

Elephant cocks, so he doesn't forget.