Teh Ghey Premiership Final Table - 2007-8
Fuck me, that was an exciting last week of football hugging with Man City
getting a load of last week hugs to just pip Spurs at the post. I'm cool
with that as I never thought Spurs had done enough to be in top spot. On
the other hand I thought Liverpool were a bit hard done by. They had
Torres, they had Benitez, and they had 2 American gits who seemed intent
on breaking the club. Also, I've been into the Anfield dressing room and
smelled Stevie Gerrard's fake jersey, so there. Despite all this, Man
Utd, on the back of a concerted Sid campaign managed to pip the Reds at
the post in this final week.
No change at the relegation end with Blackburn, West Ham and Newcastle
universally indifferens'd.
Thanks to ghey Nige stepping in a couple of times this season, and thanks
to all the huggers. Jesus spares a little baby for every one you do.
And without further cock dew...
Man City 61
Tottenham 60
Derby 60
Wigan 58
Arsenal 56
Man Utd 52
Middlesbrough 52
Liverpool 51
Fulham 47
Aston Villa 41
Birmingham 37
Everton 36
Reading 34
Bolton 31
Chelsea 31
Portsmouth 29
Sunderland 27
West Ham 26
Newcastle 24
Blackburn 20
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Cheers, Os
date: 20 May 2008 19:46:29 GMT
author: Osbourne Ruddock
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