Right, let's wrap this fucker up. Any season-ending jubblies to place your 
webccks between and splurge a hug or two, place 'em here by Saturday and 
I'll do a final table.

-- 
Cheers, Os

Two hugs for Reading and Brum for their last day heartache.

One hug to Man City for Sven bottling it in the final stages of a 
competition (just for a change).

Max hugs to Man Utd (and Giggs for #10).

Everyone else can FO.

Sid

On 15 May, 15:37, Osbourne Ruddock  wrote:
> Right, let's wrap this fucker up. Any season-ending jubblies to place your
> webccks between and splurge a hug or two, place 'em here by Saturday and
> I'll do a final table.

Two hugs to Everton for fulfilling our destiny, by winning the right
to face Metalist Kharkiv again.

One hug to United for winning the tit.

One hug to Derby for being the single most egregious team of
unmotivated, untalented halfwits to ever ply their trade in the
Premier League. And for their fans putting up with it.

One hug to Middlesbrough for destroying Man Citeh's poor prolapsed
asshole.

Osbourne Ruddock wrote:
> Right, let's wrap this fucker up. Any season-ending jubblies to place your 
> webccks between and splurge a hug or two, place 'em here by Saturday and 
> I'll do a final table.
> 

One hug to Boroeight for the biggest EPL victory this century.
One hug to Fulham for 9 points out of 9
One hug to Wigan for the Bennett badness

-- 
winosaur   n.
A lady of advanced years who enjoys a drink or two.

One hug for Fulham for a truly spirited fightback over the last few weeks. 
I think they deserved to stay up.

One hug to Torres, of Liverpool, for clinching my long-awaited Superheroes 
title with that last goal, and for being a truly outstanding addition to the 
Premiership all year.  Had he missed, I'd have finished second again.  It 
was that close.  ILTCOHJ, and look forward to seeing him in action again 
next season.

One hug to Boro, for an astonishing display of multiple onion-bag 
disruption.

One hug to Man Utd, for just about deserving the Premier League title for 
this season.  They were the best team, much as I hate to say it.

On hug to Chelsea, though, for battling away right to the end, and for just 
about keeping it interesting.  Quite why Avram Grant's position should be in 
jeaopardy I'm not sure, he pretty much rescued the club from an entirely 
plausible impending freefall and ground out a legitimate challenge on three 
fronts.  I think he should be given another season to see if he can also get 
them playing some lovely football, but I'd lose respect for any Chelsea fan 
who says they'd prefer Jose back.  If he hadn't been sacked, I reckon 
Chelsea would have finished third or fourth and definitely wouldn't be in 
the CL final.  Lietenant Wharf done good under very difficult circumstances.


-- 
Joe

"I am the fat puddin', but a single puddingness" - Vicky Conlan

Mikey's news server is ghey, here are his final teh hugs:

"1 hug to Wigan for being Bennett-ed.

1 hug to Chelsea for being Bennett-ed.

2 hugs to Man City for the finest protest go-slow ever.

1 hug to Fulham for staying up and for owning the adorable
Jimmy Bullard"


-- 
Joe

"I am the fat puddin', but a single puddingness" - Vicky Conlan

"Osbourne Ruddock"  wrote in message 
news:Xns9A9F9EFF65119strikeboyhotmailcom@130.133.1.4...
> Right, let's wrap this fucker up. Any season-ending jubblies to place your
> webccks between and splurge a hug or two, place 'em here by Saturday and
> I'll do a final table.


A reluctant hug to West Ham for winning me the SBL in an unlikely, but 
most-likely-of-all-the-available-ways way.

A reluctant hug to Fulham for an impressive survival bid and winning me some 
money, although I'm never going to fucking get to Craven Cottage at this 
rate. I'd be better off trying to build a time machine and going back to the 
1970s, or whenever it was we last played Fulham. Cunts. Of course, if we had 
been relegated, then they would have been too. Cunts.

Hugs to Birmingham and Reading for doing their best to try and give me 
somewhere new other than Swansea to go next season.

Oh, and lots of hugs to my new girlfriend that everyone seems to think i've 
got, obviously.

BTN

On May 15, 3:37 pm, Osbourne Ruddock  wrote:
> Right, let's wrap this fucker up. Any season-ending jubblies to place your> webccks between and splurge a hug or two, place 'em here by Saturday and
> I'll do a final table.
>

1 hug each to Boro and Man City for turning unpromising nothing-to-
play-for fare into a withdrawal-of-labour goal-spunking belter.
1 hug, to, yes, Fulham, for pulling it together so impressively at the
end. I'd've missed Roy "only 90,000 miles on the clock" Hodgson if
they'd gone.
1 to Reading, too, though. I honestly thought at one point they were
going to put enough past Derby to claw back the goal difference.
1 hug to Wigan for trying their little wigs off.

Gra

"Osbourne Ruddock"  wrote in message 
news:Xns9A9F9EFF65119strikeboyhotmailcom@130.133.1.4...
> Right, let's wrap this fucker up. Any season-ending jubblies to place your
> webccks between and splurge a hug or two, place 'em here by Saturday and
> I'll do a final table.

1 hug to Chelsea for being Bennett-ed.

1 hug to Wigan for being Bennett-ed.

2 hugs to Man City for the finest protest go-slow ever.

1 hug to Fulham for staying up and for owning the lovely
Jimmy Bullard.


-- 
Mike

"Michael Cunningham"  wrote in message 
news:g0icpm$ig6$1@aioe.org...
> 1 hug to Chelsea for being Bennett-ed.
>
> 1 hug to Wigan for being Bennett-ed.
>
> 2 hugs to Man City for the finest protest go-slow ever.
>
> 1 hug to Fulham for staying up and for owning the lovely
> Jimmy Bullard.

I already said all that.  This is no time for your posts to suddenly start 
showing up out of the blue, Mikey.


-- 
Joe

"I am the fat puddin', but a single puddingness" - Vicky Conlan

"Joe Horowitz" <my_name@youblunder.co.youghey> wrote in message 
news:5JqXj.15452$U61.14693@newsfe12.ams2...
> I already said all that.  This is no time for your posts to suddenly start showing up out 
> of the blue, Mikey.

AMY on West Germany to win the European Championships, please, Joe.

Btw, have you heard anything by this Nik Kershaw chap?  I think he could
be the next big thing.


-- 
Mike