****House Of Hopeful Youks headed paper****


Tenser and tenserer.  3 of 15 betcunts won, most notably that of Mikey who
placed the week's sexiest and climbs three places to fourth.  Is this a late
bid for the title?  Well, yeah, obviously it is.  That's the whole point.
So where does that leave us as a froup as we go into the final week?  I
suppose the fact that we're now over a thousand youks into the red is
neither here nor there, it is ever thus at this stage of the season.  Vicky
still holds first, possibly a little reluctantly, whilst Poleson and I stand
firm in the shadow of her flange.  Gra, Ben, Mikey and Goalie are still in
the running, while Cornelius is an outside bet, but everyone else might just
have left it a little bit on the late side.

It's a double-betcunt next week, though, so anything could still
theoretically happen.  Let us not forget what slightly almost might have
almost slightly possibly happened to Ben recently, the universe is chaotic
right now.  Perfect conditions for an unlikely and cuntspiratorial SBL
surprise on someone's part.

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This week's match results (3/5/08):

      Manchester United v West Ham  (12:45BST)     4-1
      Aston Villa v Wigan Athletic  (15:00BST)     0-2
      Blackburn Rovers v Derby County  (15:00BST)     3-1
      Fulham v Birmingham City  (15:00BST)     2-0
      Middlesbrough v Portsmouth  (15:00BST)     2-0
      Reading v Tottenham Hotspur  (15:00BST)     0-1
      Bolton Wanderers v Sunderland  (17:15BST)     2-0
      Cheltenham Town v Doncaster Rovers  (15:00BST)     2-1
      Nottingham Forest v Yeovil Town  (15:00BST)     3-2
      Carlisle Utd v Bournemouth  (15:00BST)     1-1
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This week's betcunt results:

*Sid (5) 5 on Aston Villa v Wigan AWAY   @ 7.2 pft.31  = 36
 Ben (245) 9 on Blackburn v Derby AWAY   @ 13.5 pft.-9  = 236
 Gra (272) 26 on Bolton v Sunderland AWAY   @ 6.5 pft.-26  = 246
 TonyMac (5) 5 on Bolton v Sunderland AWAY   @ 6.5 pft.-5  = 0
 Joe (390) 2 on Man Utd v West Ham DRAW   @ 7.8 pft.-2  = 388
 Nigel (5) 5 on Man Utd v West Ham AWAY   @ 17 pft.-5  = 0
 Cornelius (130) 30 on Man Utd v West Ham DRAW   @ 7.8 pft.-30  = 100
 Bobby (5) 5 on Carlisle v Bournemouth AWAY   @ 4.5 pft.-5  = 0
 Osbourne (50)         Tiny Travelcock            = 50
*Mikey (206) 206 on Blackburn v Derby HOME   @ 1.33 pft.68  = 274
 Vicky (395) 2 on Man Utd v West Ham DRAW   @ 7.8 pft.-2  = 393
 Kevin (105) 55 on Boro v Portsmouth DRAW   @ 3.5 pft.-55  = 50
 Chopsy (209) 150 on Cheltenham v Doncaster AWAY   @ 2.25 pft.-150  = 59
 Poleson (375) 5 on Fulham v Birmingham AWAY   @ 3.4 pft.-5  = 370
*Goalie (203) 11 on Reading v Tottenham AWAY   @ 3.5 pft.28  = 231
 Demo (5)         Very Tiny Penis            = 5
 Martin (5) 5 on Man Utd v West Ham AWAY   @ 17 pft.-5  = 0
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Balances:

      Vicky           393
      Joe           388
      Poleson           370
      Mikey           274
      Gra           246
      Ben           236
      Goalie           231
      Cornelius           100
      Chopsy           59
      Osbourne           50
      Kevin           50
      Sid           36
      Demo           5
      TonyMac           0
      Nigel           0
      Bobby           0
      Martin           0
==============

Stats:

      Opening froup balance:           2571
      Betcunts placed:           15
      Won Bets:              3
      Lost Bets:              12
      Froup Profit for this week:        -173
      Average odds:          7.31
      % of froup balance staked:        20%
      Froup balls bigness:        1.5
      Income:                              80
      Income so far:          3405
      Closing Froup Balance:        2398
      Froup profit so far:          -1007
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-- 
HoHY

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"Joe Horowitz" <my_name@youblunder.co.youghey> wrote in message 
news:Xt5Uj.32250$AL4.16557@newsfe23.ams2...
> Vicky
> still holds first, possibly a little reluctantly, whilst Poleson and I stand
> firm in the shadow of her flange.

Good work on clinching the much sought after 2nd position going into
the final week, Joe.  An excellent 39 weeks of work.  As I'm sure you're
aware, both previous winners won it from that very position.

> Gra, Ben, Mikey and Goalie are still in
> the running,

I think you meant "Gra (and that's being generous), Ben, Mikey and
Goalie are still in the running".


-- 
Mike

In article <fvr1r0$bd3$1@aioe.org>, superman@xxblockxxuksf.org.uk 
says...
> "Joe Horowitz" <my_name@youblunder.co.youghey> wrote in message 
> news:Xt5Uj.32250$AL4.16557@newsfe23.ams2...
> > Vicky
> > still holds first, possibly a little reluctantly, whilst Poleson and I stand
> > firm in the shadow of her flange.
> 
> Good work on clinching the much sought after 2nd position going into
> the final week, Joe.  An excellent 39 weeks of work.  As I'm sure you're
> aware, both previous winners won it from that very position.
> 

Shall I not bother betting, then?
-- 
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