Obviously no-is frouping at the moment because they are too busy facing 
their books on the site set up to accommodate them ; namely Facebook.

But did you know just how safe your book is on this site in the days of 
these cunning perverts like myself?

By downloading a simple "add-on" to some specifically targeted targets I 
was able to use my "Idliketobebugggeredbyanorthernerplease.exe" to gain 
instant access to their bum pipes. It was that simple. I was straight up 
the old coco highway via means of IP masking and osmosis.

And what's more I was able to gain unauthorised access to the shit boxes 
of everyone in their address books - without even needing to sign in.

Now obviously his was an expose, but imagine if I really was a dirty old 
pervert who was hell bent on buggery? It doesn't bare thinking about.

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bum cigar   n.
In after dinner conversation, a stool. "Well, if you'll excuse me 
ladies, I think I'll nip upstairs and light a bum cigar".