The tributes have continued to flow in for Pat Lampard tonight. Chelsea 
players have taken a break from their usual smarmy "fuck you" goal 
celebrations to pay tribute to Frank's mother.

They've revealed special "Fuck you, it's what Pat would have wanted 
lol!11!1!mongtard!1!!!" mottos on their shirts as well as a special 
commemorative "Pat says fuck you, you fucken fuckers" replica shirts 
which racked up an amazing £310 per shirt in the club shop due to their 
rigid "Pounds per letter" pricing policy.

In an amazing co-incidence Pat is expected to be finally laid to rest 
after the Champions League final. News which will make Robbie Savage 
even more suspicious that his elderly parents may one day die of, erm , 
old age.

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Tommo ³ wrote:
> The tributes have continued to flow in for Pat Lampard tonight.
> Chelsea players have taken a break from their usual smarmy "fuck you"
> goal celebrations to pay tribute to Frank's mother.

Fuck you!

On 1 May, 07:27, "Stephen O'Connell"  wrote:
> Tommo ³ wrote:
> > The tributes have continued to flow in for Pat Lampard tonight.
> > Chelsea players have taken a break from their usual smarmy "fuck you"
> > goal celebrations to pay tribute to Frank's mother.
>
> Fuck you!

God fuck us, everyone!

Tony McChrystal wrote:
> On 1 May, 07:27, "Stephen O'Connell"  wrote:
>> Tommo ³ wrote:
>>> The tributes have continued to flow in for Pat Lampard tonight.
>>> Chelsea players have taken a break from their usual smarmy "fuck you"
>>> goal celebrations to pay tribute to Frank's mother.
>> Fuck you!
> 
> God fuck us, everyone!

I'm just relieved to hear that Avram Grant resisted the temptation to 
"do it for Pat". No. He did it for his family members killed in the 
Holocaust http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/europe/7376645.stm

You can love Man Utd or hate them, but at least they just play the game 
to win a football match. It must be so mundane for them.

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three dimensions as one leafs through the pages. Bongo mag, art 
pamphlet, DIY manual.

On 1 May, 14:18, Tommo ³  wrote:
> Tony McChrystal wrote:
> > God fuck us, everyone!
> I'm just relieved to hear that Avram Grant resisted the temptation to
> "do it for Pat". No. He did it for his family members killed in the
> Holocausthttp://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/europe/7376645.stm

> You can love Man Utd or hate them, but at least they just play the game
> to win a football match. It must be so mundane for them.

He beat Liverpool in the Champions League to avenge his grandparents'
death at the hands of Nazis?

Yet another reason to dislike Liverpool I suppose, but one that's not
widely publicised. If Yossi Benayoun had known this, I severely doubt
he'd have willingly signed for the Reds.

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Can I still be Joe?

Tony McChrystal wrote:
> On 1 May, 14:18, Tommo ³  wrote:
>> Tony McChrystal wrote:
>>> God fuck us, everyone!
>> I'm just relieved to hear that Avram Grant resisted the temptation to
>> "do it for Pat". No. He did it for his family members killed in the
>> Holocaust
>
>> You can love Man Utd or hate them, but at least they just play the
>> game to win a football match. It must be so mundane for them.
>
> He beat Liverpool in the Champions League to avenge his grandparents'
> death at the hands of Nazis?
>
> Yet another reason to dislike Liverpool I suppose, but one that's not
> widely publicised. If Yossi Benayoun had known this, I severely doubt
> he'd have willingly signed for the Reds.

...and Yossi did that run through the Chelsea defence and passed to
Torres for the goal. His relations in Israel will be fair pissed with
that!