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date: Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:27:04 +0100,    group: uk.sport.football        back       
Inspired by the Betjeman post...   
Mr George Gillett Joonyah, Mr George Gillett Joonyah
How easy a calling it is to lampoon ya
What strenuous bullshit you labour to pass
You greedy you weedy american ass

Mr Tom "Tommy" Hicks, Mr Tom "Tommy" Hicks
Got Liverpool into one helluva fix
Ah fourth place, ah fifth place - oh! weakness of mind -
What club is as big as your fat yank behind?

Mr George Gillett Joonyah, Mr Tom "Tommy" Hicks
Like a case of polyphallicism, you're a couple of dicks
I'd indenture your daughters to Graham P. Rix
Mr George Gillett Joonyah, Mr Tom "Tommy" Hicks


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date: Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:27:04 +0100   author:   Frank Tork

Re: Inspired by the Betjeman post...   
Frank Tork wrote:
> 
> Mr George Gillett Joonyah, Mr George Gillett Joonyah
> How easy a calling it is to lampoon ya

Snip

Gillett - the best a Manc can get

-- 
not the marrying kind   adj.
Descriptive of a fellow who is nicely poised or good with colours. 'Has 
your Cedric found himself a nice girl and settled down yet?' 'No, well 
you know my Cedric. He's not the marrying kind.' 'Still a male 
prostitute then?' 'Yes.'
date: Wed, 23 Apr 2008 02:21:23 +0100   author:   Tommo ³

Re: Inspired by the Betjeman post...   
According to :
>polyphallicism, 

Oh, this is my new word of the day. 

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date: Wed, 23 Apr 2008 10:19:40 +0000 (UTC)   author:   (Vicky Conlan)

Re: Inspired by the Betjeman post...   
On 2008-04-23 11:19:40 +0100, comps@riffraff.plig.net (Vicky Conlan) said:

>> polyphallicism,
> 
> Oh, this is my new word of the day.

Yes, it's a winner. Invaluable for limericks, lampoons and love poetry...


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date: Wed, 23 Apr 2008 22:33:26 +0100   author:   Frank Tork

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