****House Of Hopeful Youks headed paper****


Great stuff.  Fourteen of seventeen betcunts lost for a total spunkage of 43
Youks as a combination of desperation and end-game tactics play an
increasingly significant part in things.  Ben was cheated into 100 Youks by
an allegedly corrupt (yet clearly incompetently so) HoHY, but it was Kevin
who placed by far the week's sexiest betcunt, climbing 5 places to 6th in
the process.  Poleson also displayed god-like time warping abilities, going
back to just seconds before the deadline to place his own betcunt once he
knew the result.  Good stuff.  Mikey placed the only other winning betcunt, 
and that was pretty sexy as well.

But there was no change in the top-five, merely a bit more bunching up
behind teh flange.  Are one or two cunts reluctant to make a late surge into
tactically disadvantageous narrow first?  I know I am.
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This week's match results (19/4/08):

      Arsenal v Reading  (12:45BST)     2-0
      Fulham v Liverpool  (15:00BST)     0-2
      Middlesbrough v Bolton Wanderers  (15:00BST)     0-1
      West Ham v Derby County  (15:00BST)     2-1
      Wigan Athletic v Tottenham Hotspur  (15:00BST)     1-1
      Blackburn Rovers v Manchester United  (17:15BST)     1-1
      Norwich City v West Brom  (15:00BST)     1-2
      Sheffield Utd v Hull City  (15:00BST)     2-0
      Watford v Crystal Palace  (15:00BST)     0-2
      Stoke City v Bristol City  (17:20BST)     2-1
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This week's betcunt results:

 Sid (163) 10 on Watford v Crystal Palace HOME   @ 2 pft.-10  = 153
 Ben (298) 3 on West Ham v Derby AWAY   @ 11 pft.-3  = 295
 Gra (157) 10 on West Ham v Derby AWAY   @ 11 pft.-10  = 147
 TonyMac (17) 17 on West Ham v Derby AWAY   @ 11 pft.-17  = 0
 Joe (399) 9 on Stoke City v Bristol City DRAW   @ 3.25 pft.-9  = 390
 Nigel (5) 5 on Watford v Crystal Palace DRAW   @ 3.25 pft.-5  = 0
 Cornelius (269) 74 on Fulham v Liverpool HOME   @ 4.6 pft.-74  = 195
 Bobby (5) 5 on Arsenal v Reading AWAY   @ 12.5 pft.-5  = 0
 Osbourne (85) 5 on West Ham v Derby DRAW   @ 5.3 pft.-5  = 80
*Mikey (173) 78 on West Ham v Derby HOME   @ 1.38 pft.30  = 203
 Vicky (425) 25 on Stoke City v Bristol City DRAW   @ 3.25 pft.-25  = 400
*Kevin (105) 55 on Wigan v Tottenham DRAW   @ 3.55 pft.140  = 245
 Chopsy (329) 30 on Blackburn v Man Utd HOME   @ 5.75 pft.-30  = 299
*Poleson (357) 4 on Blackburn v Man Utd DRAW   @ 4.1 pft.12  = 369
 Goalie (215) 7 on Fulham v Liverpool DRAW   @ 3.8 pft.-7  = 208
 Demo (5) 5 on Arsenal v Reading AWAY   @ 12.5 pft.-5  = 0
 Martin (43) 20 on Blackburn v Man Utd HOME   @ 5.75 pft.-20  = 23
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Balances:

      Vicky           400
      Joe           390
      Poleson           369
      Chopsy           299
      Ben           295
      Kevin           245
      Goalie           208
      Mikey           203
      Cornelius           195
      Sid           153
      Gra           147
      Osbourne           80
      Martin           23
      TonyMac           0
      Nigel           0
      Bobby           0
      Demo           0
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Stats:

      Opening froup balance:           3011
      Betcunts placed:           17
      Won Bets:              3
      Lost Bets:              14
      Righteous Like Poleson:        0
      Froup Profit for this week:        -43
      Average odds:          6.12
      % of froup balance staked:        12%
      Froup balls bigness:        0.7
      Income:                              80
      Income so far:          3240
      Closing Froup Balance:        2968
      Froup profit so far:          -272
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HoHY

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