It's all about sticking it in the back of the old onion bag.

Some nobody wrote:
> It's all about sticking it in the back of the old onion bag. 
> 
> 

Yes it is, and speaking as an onion bag specialist of quite some repute 
it pains me to see today's penalty takers ignoring the sweet spot ; the 
roof of the mongtarding net!11!11!!LOL!11!!!

"Oh I'l place it low, or just lamely down the middle and hope the 
'keeper gambles". Pah, the rhetoric of today's losers. The onion bag is 
8' tall and most keepers are only 6'2". You do the math.

-- 
"If you were on a rocket flying to the moon the man you would want 
sitting next to you would be Tony Mowbray"
Bruce Rioch, 1986

"Tommo ³"  wrote in message 
news:HMydnRql28SxwTLanZ2dnUVZ8vKdnZ2d@bt.com...
> Some nobody wrote:

>
> "Oh I'l place it low, or just lamely down the middle and hope the 'keeper 
> gambles". Pah, the rhetoric of today's losers. The onion bag is 8' tall 
> and most keepers are only 6'2". You do the math.
---
Aw gee, shucks, Hank, do you want we should do the math, huh? How 'bout then 
Lakers?

Some nobody wrote:
> It's all about sticking it in the back of the old onion bag. 
> 
> 

For the other lilke-minded preverts out there I've found some shit hot 
onion bag porno ; http://www.goal-posts.net/content/football

That 3G Stadium Goal hasn't been in use for anywhere near 18 years, so 
I'm tipping off the paedo squad. On the other hand the Aluminium Parks 
Type Goal is the vintage "Hampden Park" type onion bag. No matter how 
hard you hit the ball it doesn't come bouncing out, unlike the stupid 
ones at Loftus Road and Ayresome park's Holgate End.

This is onion bag nirvana.

-- 
"If you were on a rocket flying to the moon the man you would want 
sitting next to you would be Tony Mowbray"
Bruce Rioch, 1986

On Feb 11, 9:35 am, Tommo ³  wrote:
>
> This is onion bag nirvana.
>
No, THIS is: http://www.commercialbagsupply.com/onionbags.asp

The images must have been blocked coz they were just too filthy. Black
woven drawtapes, eh?

*wanks*

M

Certic wrote:
> "Tommo ³"  wrote in message 
> news:HMydnRql28SxwTLanZ2dnUVZ8vKdnZ2d@bt.com...
>> Some nobody wrote:
> 
>> "Oh I'l place it low, or just lamely down the middle and hope the 'keeper 
>> gambles". Pah, the rhetoric of today's losers. The onion bag is 8' tall 
>> and most keepers are only 6'2". You do the math.
> ---
> Aw gee, shucks, Hank, do you want we should do the math, huh? How 'bout then 
> Lakers? 
> 
> 

Look Marie Ellen, if you don't put your light out soon Jean Bob's going 
to come in your room and show you his "thang" again.

Mister M wrote:
> On Feb 11, 9:35 am, Tommo ³  wrote:
>> This is onion bag nirvana.
>>
> No, THIS is: http://www.commercialbagsupply.com/onionbags.asp
> 
> The images must have been blocked coz they were just too filthy. Black
> woven drawtapes, eh?
> 
> *wanks*
> 
> M

I've heard it al before from these net teasers. "Woven poly mesh bag 
with black woven drawtapes" but no clickable links until you pay a 
subscription. They talk the talk, but anyone fancying a flax 
masturbate-a-thon had better better do what we all do and hit 
http://www.bannisterropes.com/step_one.asp : So called when Roger 
Bannister cracked off the first non pubescent sub 4 minute wank.

-- 
"If you were on a rocket flying to the moon the man you would want 
sitting next to you would be Tony Mowbray"
Bruce Rioch, 1986