Although our politicians have distanced themselves from the Archbishop 
of Canterbury's belief that some Sharia law in the UK seems 
"unavoidable", I'd like to extend just a little more rope for him to 
hang himself and give his thoughts some consideration.

I mean, executing a man for browsing a web page regarding womens' rights 
may seem a little harsh by Western standards, but hey, he won't do it 
again, will he? Think about it. And what about the rug munchers? Think 
about it.

Around about now Michael Douglas should be sticking an army knife in my 
neck and the argument ends.

-- 
"Watching Newcastle and Boro fans attempt to score points off each other 
is truly just like watching two bald men fight over a comb."
sjmbeef on 606

Tommo ³  wrote in news:l5GdnSaUvcy6PjbaRVnyhAA@bt.com:

> Although our politicians have distanced themselves from the Archbishop 
> of Canterbury's belief that some Sharia law in the UK seems 
> "unavoidable", I'd like to extend just a little more rope for him to 
> hang himself and give his thoughts some consideration.

I think you should check out where Sharia stands on drinking pints and 
watching titty pR0n, Tommo. It would be a bit rash to throw your weight 
behind it only to find yourself lashed and stoned on the main street in 
Middlesbrough, ...er, again.

-- 
Cheers, Os

Osbourne Ruddock wrote:
> Tommo ³  wrote in news:l5GdnSaUvcy6PjbaRVnyhAA@bt.com:
> 
>> Although our politicians have distanced themselves from the Archbishop 
>> of Canterbury's belief that some Sharia law in the UK seems 
>> "unavoidable", I'd like to extend just a little more rope for him to 
>> hang himself and give his thoughts some consideration.
> 
> I think you should check out where Sharia stands on drinking pints and 
> watching titty pR0n, Tommo. It would be a bit rash to throw your weight 
> behind it only to find yourself lashed and stoned on the main street in 
> Middlesbrough, ...er, again.
> 

Os, I keep on stressing how now I have a GF who reads the froup, just 
how much I DONT BROWSE TITTY PRoN

Thank you for the opportunity to reiterate that. Oh how I'll thank you 
when I'm getting it in the ear tomorrow.

I actually like those sites which show women's true inner strength and 
worth, contributing to the global economy, and generally being better 
than men, remember? If some of them have huge wambaloomers, well that's 
  just unfortunate, and quickly bookmarked as such.


-- 
"Watching Newcastle and Boro fans attempt to score points off each other 
is truly just like watching two bald men fight over a comb."
sjmbeef on 606

"Tommo ³"  wrote in message 
news:M-2dnSi8tNJNNDbanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@bt.com...
> I actually like those sites which show women's true inner strength and 
> worth, contributing to the global economy, and generally being better than 
> men, remember? If some of them have huge wambaloomers, well that's just 
> unfortunate, and quickly bookmarked as such.

This is teh funniest paragraph I've read in ages.


-- 
Joe

"I am the fat puddin', but a single puddingness" - Vicky Conlan

"Joe Horowitz" <my_name@youblunder.co.youghey> wrote in message 
news:V5Oqj.66280$801.13202@fe1.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
> "Tommo ³"  wrote in message 
> news:M-2dnSi8tNJNNDbanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@bt.com...
>> I actually like those sites which show women's true inner strength and 
>> worth, contributing to the global economy, and generally being better 
>> than men, remember? If some of them have huge wambaloomers, well that's 
>> just unfortunate, and quickly bookmarked as such.
>
> This is teh funniest paragraph I've read in ages.

AVSWTWP.


-- 
Mike

"Michael Cunningham"  wrote in message 
news:fogpg0$i6o$1@aioe.org...

> AVSWTWP.
>
>
eh ?

"Some nobody" <nobody@somebody.nobody> wrote in message 
news:13qolahrneof9f3@corp.supernews.com...
>
> "Michael Cunningham"  wrote in message 
> news:fogpg0$i6o$1@aioe.org...
>
>> AVSWTWP.
>>
>>
> eh ?


Stop being such a dick.

BTN

On 8 Feb, 13:14, "Sir Benjamin Nunn"  wrote:

> >> AVSWTWP.
> > eh ?
> Stop being such a dick.

Are you sure? I thought it meant 'Agree Very Strongly With This Web
Pipe', pronounced 'flaps'.

If this is true, my whole understanding of Youksef may have to undergo
an entire paradigm shit.

"Tony McChrystal"  wrote in message 
news:f7b8ecf5-568d-4ffb-8cec-6db5a71ac561@m34g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
> On 8 Feb, 13:14, "Sir Benjamin Nunn"  wrote:
>
>> >> AVSWTWP.
>> > eh ?
>> Stop being such a dick.
>
> Are you sure? I thought it meant 'Agree Very Strongly With This Web
> Pipe', pronounced 'flaps'.
>
> If this is true, my whole understanding of Youksef may have to undergo
> an entire paradigm shit.


AWTWP. You could combine it with the paradigm shaft your bankroll management 
skills sorely need!11one1

BTN

On 8 Feb, 13:54, "Sir Benjamin Nunn"  wrote:

> >> >> AVSWTWP.
> >> > eh ?
> >> Stop being such a dick.
> > Are you sure? I thought it meant 'Agree Very Strongly With This Web
> > Pipe', pronounced 'flaps'.
> > If this is true, my whole understanding of Youksef may have to undergo
> > an entire paradigm shit.
> AWTWP. You could combine it with the paradigm shaft your bankroll management
> skills sorely need!11one1

LMAO, lamo!!one

Just 'cos your cyborg penis grants you superlative understanding of
the world of ghey betting lore, doesn't mean you have the right to
criticise my 'on the hoof certain doom' style of SBL play.

I ought to bend you over and give you a bit of a paradigm schlong.

Tommo ³  wrote in news:M-
2dnSi8tNJNNDbanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@bt.com:

> 
> Os, I keep on stressing how now I have a GF who reads the froup, just 
> how much I DONT BROWSE TITTY PRoN

Even the ones where they spank the knob over their nipples? Man, you're a 
freak head.

> 
> Thank you for the opportunity to reiterate that. Oh how I'll thank you 
> when I'm getting it in the ear tomorrow.

Say hello to Ms T, from loved up NZ. 

> 
> I actually like those sites which show women's true inner strength and 
> worth, contributing to the global economy, and generally being better 
> than men, remember? If some of them have huge wambaloomers, well that's 
>   just unfortunate, and quickly bookmarked as such.
> 

Thanks to your overly sexual froup post Tommo, I dreamt last night that a 
young small titted woman was telling me that she had never cum before 
because her boyfriend was a cunt. So I had to lift her small toned thighs 
over my shoulders and play helicopters all over her barely legal vee jay 
jay for hours and hours. 

Basically, what I'm saying is that you're a paedophile and Mrs Ruddock 
thanks you.

-- 
Cheers, Os

Osbourne Ruddock wrote:

Snip
> 
> Thanks to your overly sexual froup post Tommo, I dreamt last night that a 
> young small titted woman was telling me that she had never cum before 
> because her boyfriend was a cunt. So I had to lift her small toned thighs 
> over my shoulders and play helicopters all over her barely legal vee jay 
> jay for hours and hours. 
> 
> Basically, what I'm saying is that you're a paedophile and Mrs Ruddock 
> thanks you.
> 

Yeah, well in my dreams I was taking a penalty at Wembley, and you 
helpfully whispered into the 'keeper's ear where I'd be placing it. And 
you were right. You absolute bastard.

-- 
"If you were on a rocket flying to the moon the man you would want 
sitting next to you would be Tony Mowbray"
Bruce Rioch, 1986