Right leading on from the Old CD Thread I came up with this idea when 
Mikey started wanking over Toto - Afrika! 

So I thought what a great idea... a thread where we let out our guilty 
secrets and admit to all & sundry that there is that one (or 20) cheesy 
song that you fucking love but you know it'd bring shame on your family.

So without further ado.... In honour of basques & big hair.. Strawbs 
guilty secret is....

Heart - Alone 

And what is even better I wrote this post while listening to it! Great 
track..... it's probably more to do with my youth then it being a truely 
great track but come on, 2 hot chicks with an "axe" between their 
stockinged legs and great tits almost falling out of their basques... I 
fucking love this track. Bring on the cheese!

According to <>:
>Right leading on from the Old CD Thread I came up with this idea when 
>Mikey started wanking over Toto - Afrika! 
>
>So I thought what a great idea... a thread where we let out our guilty 
>secrets and admit to all & sundry that there is that one (or 20) cheesy 
>song that you fucking love but you know it'd bring shame on your family.
>
>So without further ado.... In honour of basques & big hair.. Strawbs 
>guilty secret is....
>
>Heart - Alone 

Aww, fuck off, that's on my mp3 player atm.  ;-)
As a sad 80s child, I can't really join in this game, as I won't be able
to narrow it down to 20 in a million years.
--

In article <fog59l$1fhu$1@magenta.plig.net>, comps@riffraff.plig.net 
says...
> 
> Aww, fuck off, that's on my mp3 player atm.  ;-)
> As a sad 80s child, I can't really join in this game, as I won't be able
> to narrow it down to 20 in a million years.
> 
Well yes.. I have to agree... there are so many 80's tracks that fit the 
bill but are great in their own right.

Mind you I think you should come clean and just tell us what you're 
listening to right now!

On Feb 8, 12:42 pm, Strawberry <> wrote:
> Right leading on from the Old CD Thread I came up with this idea when
> Mikey started wanking over Toto - Afrika!
>
To be fair Strawbs, Africa has been the national anthem of the UKSF XI
for years and if you'd been paying attention you would have known
that.

> So I thought what a great idea... a thread where we let out our guilty
> secrets and admit to all & sundry that there is that one (or 20) cheesy
> song that you fucking love but you know it'd bring shame on your family.
>
I would have called it the Guilty Pleasures thread, but other than
that you're right on the money.

> So without further ado.... In honour of basques & big hair.. Strawbs
> guilty secret is....
>
> Heart - Alone
>
Rather spookily this was the first song that popped into my head as I
started reading the post. It was "our song" for me and my first
serious girlfriend. The key change in the middle still does it for me.

Does "Baby One More Time" by spiralling-out-of-control-trailer-trash
Britney Spears count as cheesy? A very nicely constructed song I
reckon.

M

comps@riffraff.plig.net (Vicky Conlan) wrote in
news:fog59l$1fhu$1@magenta.plig.net: 

>>Heart - Alone 
> 
> Aww, fuck off, that's on my mp3 player atm.  ;-)
> As a sad 80s child, I can't really join in this game, as I won't be
> able to narrow it down to 20 in a million years.

Whereas I don't have any favourites that are anything less than
impeccable so I can't play either. 

-- 
Cheers, Os

Strawberry wrote:
> Right leading on from the Old CD Thread I came up with this idea when 
> Mikey started wanking over Toto - Afrika! 
> 
> So I thought what a great idea... a thread where we let out our guilty 
> secrets and admit to all & sundry that there is that one (or 20) cheesy 
> song that you fucking love but you know it'd bring shame on your family.
> 
> So without further ado.... In honour of basques & big hair.. Strawbs 
> guilty secret is....
> 
> Heart - Alone 
> 
> And what is even better I wrote this post while listening to it! Great 
> track..... it's probably more to do with my youth then it being a truely 
> great track but come on, 2 hot chicks with an "axe" between their 
> stockinged legs and great tits almost falling out of their basques... I 
> fucking love this track. Bring on the cheese!
> 
> 
> 

Alone's ok surely FFS?

I've got a dreadful one to 'fess up to. I was listening to the car radio 
last week and I didn't change channel when Neil Diamond's Cracklin' 
Rosie came on. Worse than that I sang along and realised it was one of 3 
songs ever written that is in my range. The other two are Little Feat's 
Willin' and Sweet Home Chicago.

I wear ladies' tights too. There, I've said it.

-- 
"Watching Newcastle and Boro fans attempt to score points off each other 
is truly just like watching two bald men fight over a comb."
sjmbeef on 606

<Strawberry> wrote in message 
news:MPG.2215a7ac915074189899d7@news.plus.net...
> Right leading on from the Old CD Thread I came up with this idea when
> Mikey started wanking over Toto - Afrika!

Like Martin says, we've all been wanking over that particular song for a 
very long time now.  Paul C, Youksef's oldest and most old poster, used to 
listen to that song as a young lad in the early days of the Universe. 
There's a lesson in there for all of us.

> So I thought what a great idea... a thread where we let out our guilty
> secrets and admit to all & sundry that there is that one (or 20) cheesy
> song that you fucking love but you know it'd bring shame on your family.

When it comes to music, I have no guilty secrets.  For every cunt who thnks 
the various music I like is great, like Mikey, there's another cunt who 
finds it inoffensive at best and upsettingly shite on occasion, like Mikey. 
That doesn't mean we can't make passionate love throughout, and maybe that's 
the real point.

Exactly what constitutes 'cheesy' I'm not sure but if you're talking about 
pepsi music'n'shit I did quite like that Britney Spears 'Toxic' record.  And 
I absolutely love 'Sincere' by MJ Cole, even though I really can't stand any 
other 'garage house' record ever made.  Oh, apart from those two Lovestation 
singles, they were good.  And I didn't mind that 'Flowers' song.

However, I did also make two playlists I was very pleased with recently, and 
both, due to their briefs, contain a certain amount of what some might call 
'cheese' in differing ways.  So I'll just post those and you can make of 
them what you will.

================

'80's for Bea numero dos'
 --

Aztec Camera - Release
The Style Council - Shout To The Top!
Paul Simon - That Was Your Mother
Haircut 100 - Love Plus One
The Pretenders - Show Me
The Police - Message In A Bottle
Prefab Sprout - When Love Breaks Down
David Bowie - Let's Dance
The Jam - Start!
The Smiths - Ask
The Police - Canary In A Coalmine
The Style Council - Walls Come Tumbling Down
The Pretenders - Thin Line Between Love And Hate
Tears For Fears - Everybody Wants To Rule The World
Talking Head - (Nothing But) Flowers
UB40 - Don't Break My Heart
David Bowie - Modern Love
Paul Simon - Obvious Child
=====================

Not A Leaving Present
--

Paul Okenfold - Starry Eyed Surprise
Mint Royale (feat. Pos from De La Soul) - Show Me
Sister Carol - Dread Natty Congo
Propellorheads - You Want It Back
Timo Maas - Shifter
Dogtown Clash - Freak (2006 mix)
Freestylers - In Love With You
Scam - Scam Dem
Pendulum - Fasten Your Seatbelt
J Majik & Wickaman feat. Top Cat - Cassanova
Shapeshifter - New Day Come
Infadels - Love Like Semtex (Mr B remix)
Evil Nine - Hired Goons
Future Sound Of London - Papua New Guinea (12" original)
========================================

Also, I suppose you might say that 'Closer' by Lemon Jelly, 'So Long Without 
You' by Bent, '49 Percent' by Royksopp, 'Stay With You' by Lemon Jelly and a 
whole load of other fluffy loved-up electro is _excruciatingly_ cheesy, but 
when it's done well with loads of layers'n'shit and gratuitous over-use of 
the major 7th chord, I absolutely lap it up like a fat girl on a hen night.

> Heart - Alone

Heh.  I'm increasingly liking TCOYJ, Strawbs.  I actually don't like this 
record at all but that doesn't mean we can't make love.  And maybe that's 
the real point.


-- 
Joe

"I am the fat puddin', but a single puddingness" - Vicky Conlan

"Joe Horowitz" <my_name@youblunder.co.youghey> wrote in
news:BNNqj.66218$801.27421@fe1.news.blueyonder.co.uk: 

> 
> Exactly what constitutes 'cheesy' I'm not sure but if you're talking
> about pepsi music'n'shit I did quite like that Britney Spears 'Toxic'
> record.  And I absolutely love 'Sincere' by MJ Cole, even though I
> really can't stand any other 'garage house' record ever made.  Oh,
> apart from those two Lovestation singles, they were good.  And I
> didn't mind that 'Flowers' song. 

AWTWP, what I call cheesy is a load of thrashy drum & bass that my brain 
says is dumb but it makes me want to jump around the room. And the odd 
bit of big ghey house that makes me grin from *here to --> *here.

> 
> However, I did also make two playlists I was very pleased with
> recently, and both, due to their briefs, contain a certain amount of
> what some might call 'cheese' in differing ways.  So I'll just post
> those and you can make of them what you will.

*starts making*

> 
> ================
> 
> '80's for Bea numero dos'
>  --
> 
> Aztec Camera - Release
?
> The Style Council - Shout To The Top!
Mmmm, ok I suppose.
> Paul Simon - That Was Your Mother
?
> Haircut 100 - Love Plus One
Can't remember
> The Pretenders - Show Me
No float boat.
> The Police - Message In A Bottle
Ewwwww
> Prefab Sprout - When Love Breaks Down
?
> David Bowie - Let's Dance
Bad Bowie
> The Jam - Start!
Bad Jam
> The Smiths - Ask
Can't remember
> The Police - Canary In A Coalmine
Ewwww
> The Style Council - Walls Come Tumbling Down
Not flash
> The Pretenders - Thin Line Between Love And Hate
Bad version of ok song.
> Tears For Fears - Everybody Wants To Rule The World
Aaaaagh!1myfuckinears!one!1
> Talking Head - (Nothing But) Flowers
Can't remember
> UB40 - Don't Break My Heart
Eeewwww. Brummiecunts!1
> David Bowie - Modern Love
Badd Bowie
> Paul Simon - Obvious Child
?
> =====================
> 
> Not A Leaving Present
> --
> 
> Paul Okenfold - Starry Eyed Surprise
?
> Mint Royale (feat. Pos from De La Soul) - Show Me
Don't know it
> Sister Carol - Dread Natty Congo
Yeh, that's more like it.
> Propellorheads - You Want It Back
Yes, I like this.
> Timo Maas - Shifter
?
> Dogtown Clash - Freak (2006 mix)
?
> Freestylers - In Love With You
Like
> Scam - Scam Dem
Like lots
> Pendulum - Fasten Your Seatbelt
?
> J Majik & Wickaman feat. Top Cat - Cassanova
Lovepump!1one!
> Shapeshifter - New Day Come
Ooh, yes.
> Infadels - Love Like Semtex (Mr B remix)
?
> Evil Nine - Hired Goons
Yes, love dis one.
> Future Sound Of London - Papua New Guinea (12" original)
?
> ========================================
> 
> Also, I suppose you might say that 'Closer' by Lemon Jelly, 'So Long
> Without You' by Bent, '49 Percent' by Royksopp, 'Stay With You' by
> Lemon Jelly and a whole load of other fluffy loved-up electro is
> _excruciatingly_ cheesy, but when it's done well with loads of
> layers'n'shit and gratuitous over-use of the major 7th chord, I
> absolutely lap it up like a fat girl on a hen night. 

AWTWP. Love all those LJ, Benty Royky ones.

> 
>> Heart - Alone
> 
> Heh.  I'm increasingly liking TCOYJ, Strawbs.  I actually don't like
> this record at all but that doesn't mean we can't make love.  And
> maybe that's the real point.
> 
> 

Strawb's has hit a winner with these bad threads. I wonder if he's kept 
his boots shined?

-- 
Cheers, Os

<Strawberry> wrote in message 
news:MPG.2215a7ac915074189899d7@news.plus.net...
> Right leading on from the Old CD Thread I came up with this idea when
> Mikey started wanking over Toto - Afrika!

There was a froup-wide memo about "Africa" by Toto, Strawbs.  You
really should have got it.

> So without further ado.... In honour of basques & big hair.. Strawbs
> guilty secret is....
>
> Heart - Alone

What was that great big power ballad by Heart?  Definite guilty pleasure
for me, although I think one of the best points that Joe has consistently 
made
on Youksef is that the idea of having such a thing as "guilty" pleasures is 
a
pretty stupid one.  Like what you like and don't give a fuck.  We'll all be
dead soon anyway.

I liked that last Girls Aloud single.  "Call The Shots", it was called.  And 
what
about "Life Got Cold" by Girls Aloud, too?  That was good, too.  Whoever
writes their shit knows what they're doing.

Know what else I like?  "Cry Me A River" by Timberlake.  Brilliant song.
I particularly like the "Now the damage is done so I guess I'll be leaving"
bits.  Top stuff.

Oh, and "Wouldn't It Be Good" by Nik Kershaw.  I like that, too.  Great
tune.


-- 
Mike

"Joe Horowitz" <my_name@youblunder.co.youghey> wrote in message 
news:BNNqj.66218$801.27421@fe1.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
> When it comes to music, I have no guilty secrets.  For every cunt who 
> thnks the various music I like is great, like Mikey, there's another cunt 
> who finds it inoffensive at best and upsettingly shite on occasion, like 
> Mikey. That doesn't mean we can't make passionate love throughout, and 
> maybe that's the real point.

AWTWP.  You've made me listen to a lot of brilliance and a lot of
shite over the years, Joe, but what really matters is that we still get to
make love.  And that's always 9/9.

> Aztec Camera - Release

I quite liked this but not an awful lot.  4.5/9

> The Style Council - Shout To The Top!

I fucking loved this.  7.8/9


-- 
Mike

Joe Horowitz wrote
> The Police - Message In A Bottle
> David Bowie - Let's Dance
> David Bowie - Modern Love
> Paul Simon - Obvious Child

Nowt wrong there.

> Mint Royale (feat. Pos from De La Soul) - Show Me

Ooh, another Mint Royale fan. I'm not alone.

Not that it would bother me but I would like the band
to feel they have a reason to exist. Rest Your head is
a fabulous track.

> Future Sound Of London - Papua New Guinea (12" original)

I think I've just cum.

> Also, I suppose you might say that 'Closer' by Lemon Jelly, 'So Long 
> Without You' by Bent, '49 Percent' by Royksopp, 'Stay With You' by Lemon 
> Jelly and a

...again

You'll be saying you like Chicane and Charles Webster next.

Chris

"Joe Horowitz" <my_name@youblunder.co.youghey> wrote in message 
news:BNNqj.66218$801.27421@fe1.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
>
>
> When it comes to music, I have no guilty secrets.  For every cunt who 
> thnks the various music I like is great, like Mikey, there's another cunt 
> who finds it inoffensive at best and upsettingly shite on occasion, like 
> Mikey. That doesn't mean we can't make passionate love throughout, and 
> maybe that's the real point.


AWTWP. I'm uncomfortable with this whole concept of 'cheesy' absolutes, 
because it implies a realism to the idea that some stuff is 'cool' and 
'credible' etc. and other stuff isn't, rather than simply being subjective 
and opinion-based.

There's stuff I like, and there's stuff I don't like, and there's stuff I'm 
indifferent too, and I shouldn't feel different about it because of the 
mainstream cuntformity reaction thereto.

I quite like the anthemic nature of 'Alone', but then I like a lot of big 
1980s music.

I also like that song from some X-Factor winner or something that they use 
in a trailer on TV at the moment, which sounds almost exactly like 'wind 
beneath my wings' or something.

The 'cheesiest' thing I've heard lately, but still hugely enjoyable is the 
track 'people need love' from Abba's debut album 'Ring Ring', which has 
never been widely available outside of the Scandinavian market.

BTN

"Michael Cunningham"  wrote in message 
news:fogjo4$2j4$1@aioe.org...
> <Strawberry> wrote in message 
> news:MPG.2215a7ac915074189899d7@news.plus.net...
>> Right leading on from the Old CD Thread I came up with this idea when
>> Mikey started wanking over Toto - Afrika!
>
> There was a froup-wide memo about "Africa" by Toto, Strawbs.  You
> really should have got it.


That's what you get for not joining in teh book of face.


> Oh, and "Wouldn't It Be Good" by Nik Kershaw.  I like that, too.  Great
> tune.


AWTWP. I like a lot of Nik Kershaw. 'The Riddle' is very good, especially 
the bit where it modulates into the relative major.

BTN

"Osbourne Ruddock"  wrote in message 
news:Xns9A3E964421DFFstrikeboyhotmailcom@130.133.1.4...
> AWTWP, what I call cheesy is a load of thrashy drum & bass that my brain
> says is dumb but it makes me want to jump around the room. And the odd
> bit of big ghey house that makes me grin from *here to --> *here.

Oh, I've a feeling you're going to like my 80's playlist.

> Mmmm, ok I suppose, No float boat, Ewwwww, Bad Bowie, Bad Jam,
> Ewwww, Not flash, Bad version of ok song, Aaaaagh!1myfuckinears!one!1,
> Eeewwww. Brummiecunts!1 Badd Bowie

Heh.  We'll still make love though, right?

>> Paul Okenfold - Starry Eyed Surprise
> ?

Huh.  'Twas a big cheesy hit record.  I might ghey it to you sometime.

>> Mint Royale (feat. Pos from De La Soul) - Show Me
> Don't know it

Oh man, you'd like this.  Goes right off the happy scale.

>> Timo Maas - Shifter
> ?

Say it ain't so!  You really should hear the entire Timo Maas 'Loud' album. 
It's just ace.  This is possibly the pick of the bunch, and the vocals are 
steeped in melted gorgonzola.

>> Dogtown Clash - Freak (2006 mix)
> ?

You'd love this.  Expect gheymail very soon.

>> Scam - Scam Dem
> Like lots

I've finally tracked down an mp3 of this for you, so you can replace that 
rubbish vinyl rip I sent before.

>> Pendulum - Fasten Your Seatbelt
> ?

Seriously?  Oh man, that whole 'tuff clubby dubby techno breaks' genre, 
which is one of my favouriute genres, as popularised by Plump DJ's, Lee 
Coombs, Freestylers, Krafty Kuts and the rest, may well have reached some 
kind of zenith when Pendulum made this tune a couple of years back.  It's 
just perfect.  It's got the old-skool bits, the nu-skool bits, the catchy 
techno lead-line, the stripped-down pounding beats, the big epic breakdown, 
and just the right sprinkling of ganja-fuelled bad bwoy vocal snippets. 
Music by numbers, maybe, but just so, so good it doesn't matter.

Combination style!!11!

>> Infadels - Love Like Semtex (Mr B remix)
> ?

Very cheesy housey vocal thing.  Slightly annoyingly shouty vocal style in 
the verses at times, but superb production and a cuntishly catchy chorus 
which never fails to put me in a good mood.

>> Future Sound Of London - Papua New Guinea (12" original)
> ?

Oh, come on!  You're just taking the piss now.


-- 
Joe

"I am the fat puddin', but a single puddingness" - Vicky Conlan

"Chris Gilbert"  wrote in message 
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>> Mint Royale (feat. Pos from De La Soul) - Show Me
>
> Ooh, another Mint Royale fan. I'm not alone.

I actually know very little of their stuff, but chanced upon this tune about 
five years ago and somehow can't seem to stop listening to it since then.  I 
gheyed it to Mikey once, he was very 'meh' about it which I found both 
disappointing and highly erotic at the same time.

> Not that it would bother me but I would like the band
> to feel they have a reason to exist. Rest Your head is
> a fabulous track.

Don't know it.  Don't think so, anyway, although it may ring a bell if I 
heard it.  The only Mint Royale tune I have on vinyl is 'Rock & Roll Bar', 
which I don't like nearly so much as when I bought it.

>> Future Sound Of London - Papua New Guinea (12" original)
> I think I've just cum.

Oh yes.  It's just one of those 'Peter Pan' tunes, it never grows old.

> You'll be saying you like Chicane and Charles Webster next.

I don't know this Charles Webster of which you speak, but I'm quite fond of 
that Chicane album with 'Autumn Tactics' and 'Overture' and all a dem ting 
like dat.  Sweet summer vibes and no mistake.


-- 
Joe

"I am the fat puddin', but a single puddingness" - Vicky Conlan

Joe Horowitz wrote

> Don't know it.  Don't think so, anyway, although it may ring a bell if I 
> heard it.  The only Mint Royale tune I have on vinyl is 'Rock & Roll Bar', 
> which I don't like nearly so much as when I bought it.

If you recall the wonderful advert for the VW golf with a
body-popping remix of Singing in the Rain' and a Gene Kelly
stand-in dancing along to it. The remix was by Mint Royal and
it's on the album 'See you in the morning'. They're a bit like
Reno. A kind of Alan Parsons Project for the techno age.
Very likeable.

> I don't know this Charles Webster of which you speak, but I'm quite fond 
> of that Chicane album with 'Autumn Tactics' and 'Overture' and all a dem 
> ting like dat.  Sweet summer vibes and no mistake.

'Behind the sun'. On a par with his first album 'Far from the maddening
crowds', which for some bizarre reason is now deleted and fetches
substantial amounts when it appears on ebay.

Chris

"Michael Cunningham"  wrote in message 
news:fogjvn$3c0$1@aioe.org...
> AWTWP.  You've made me listen to a lot of brilliance and a lot of
> shite over the years, Joe, but what really matters is that we still get to
> make love.  And that's always 9/9.

AWTWP.  Remember that time I sent you that Van Morrison track and you sent 
me that Futureheads track, and we were so angry with each other we both had 
to sleep on the sofa?  That was some of the best sofa-sex ever.


-- 
Joe

"I am the fat puddin', but a single puddingness" - Vicky Conlan

"Joe Horowitz" <my_name@youblunder.co.youghey> wrote in message 
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> Tears For Fears - Everybody Wants To Rule The World
--
I remember this kid at school called Jason (all kids at school were called 
Jason in the 80s) playing this song over and over and over again. Not much 
like Made World, was it? I used to think the lyrics for that went, "all 
around me are the yellow faces" and presumed it must about a hospital ward 
or something. I can't join in this thread because when I was issued with a 
goth card it was made clear that everything except Bauhaus counted as 
cheese.

How long's it been since I posted here? It was 2005. Dearie me.

"Chris Gilbert"  wrote in
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> 
> You'll be saying you like Chicane and Charles Webster next.
> 
> Chris 
> 

Charles Webster is the fucking Bomb!1 Loving that whole noodly 
Peacefrog/Chicago thing. Nice one.

-- 
Cheers, Os

"Certic" <PaulATtirasDOTeclipseDOTcoDOTuk> wrote in message 
news:gcmdnWZuWrvm9zHa4p2dnAA@eclipse.net.uk...
>
> "Joe Horowitz" <my_name@youblunder.co.youghey> wrote in message 
> news:BNNqj.66218$801.27421@fe1.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
>
>> Tears For Fears - Everybody Wants To Rule The World
> --
> I remember this kid at school called Jason (all kids at school were called 
> Jason in the 80s)

That's such a ridiculous generalisation I don't even know where to start. 
Some of them were called 'Shirley'.

> playing this song over and over and over again. Not much like Made World, 
> was it?

Mad World was a great record, in fact ISTR the 'The Hurting' album was a 
really strong debut, if somewhat bleak and depressing, although attempts to 
lay my hands on it and give it a proper listen again without spending money 
have thus far proven fruitless.  But the follow-up, 'Songs From The Big 
Chair' was an all-time classic of 80's pop.  So many great tracks on there, 
and so beautifully constructed as an album, I must have listened to it 
several hundred times as a youngster.  I really need to hear that album 
again sometimes.

> I used to think the lyrics for that went, "all around me are the yellow 
> faces" and presumed it must about a hospital ward or something. I can't 
> join in this thread because when I was issued with a goth card it was made 
> clear that everything except Bauhaus counted as cheese.

Quite right.

> How long's it been since I posted here? It was 2005. Dearie me.

Too long, I know that much.

And yet, at the same time. not nearly long enough.

-- 
Joe

"I am the fat puddin', but a single puddingness" - Vicky Conlan

"Joe Horowitz" <my_name@youblunder.co.youghey> wrote in
news:bkZqj.68738$801.57334@fe1.news.blueyonder.co.uk: 
 
> 
> Oh, I've a feeling you're going to like my 80's playlist.

Fucking ace, I love to like.

> 
>> Mmmm, ok I suppose, No float boat, Ewwwww, Bad Bowie, Bad Jam,
>> Ewwww, Not flash, Bad version of ok song,
>> Aaaaagh!1myfuckinears!one!1, Eeewwww. Brummiecunts!1 Badd Bowie

Wow, I'm loving that all that shit put together. It's like Osbourne 
visits Hertha Berlin 3rd Round whore.

> 
> Heh.  We'll still make love though, right?
> 

Damn right, I'm horny now and want boomtastic bum sex. Have you got 
Gilbert's phone number?

>>> Paul Okenfold - Starry Eyed Surprise
>> ?
> 
> Huh.  'Twas a big cheesy hit record.  I might ghey it to you sometime.
> 

I know the man but not the tune. I came to a lot of dance music through 
dubby breaks'n'shit so a lot of stuff passed my unsucked horse.

Cock.

>>> Mint Royale (feat. Pos from De La Soul) - Show Me
>> Don't know it
> 
> Oh man, you'd like this.  Goes right off the happy scale.
>

Heh. Fuck off I'm listening to J Dilla1!
 
>>> Timo Maas - Shifter
>> ?
> 
> Say it ain't so!  You really should hear the entire Timo Maas 'Loud'
> album. It's just ace.  This is possibly the pick of the bunch, and the
> vocals are steeped in melted gorgonzola.

See above. He's just German to me. I'll ask my Herta whore.

Have you ever Herta whore?

> 
>>> Dogtown Clash - Freak (2006 mix)
>> ?
> 
> You'd love this.  Expect gheymail very soon.

*waits underneath*

> 
>>> Scam - Scam Dem
>> Like lots
> 
> I've finally tracked down an mp3 of this for you, so you can replace
> that rubbish vinyl rip I sent before.

If you do ever get a chance to send it, please let yourself know that it 
sounds fucking brilliant and loving it way loud and beyond my penis trip.

> 
>>> Pendulum - Fasten Your Seatbelt
>> ?
> 
> Seriously?  Oh man, that whole 'tuff clubby dubby techno breaks'
> genre, which is one of my favouriute genres, as popularised by Plump
> DJ's, Lee Coombs, Freestylers, Krafty Kuts and the rest, may well have
> reached some kind of zenith when Pendulum made this tune a couple of
> years back.  It's just perfect.  It's got the old-skool bits, the
> nu-skool bits, the catchy techno lead-line, the stripped-down pounding
> beats, the big epic breakdown, and just the right sprinkling of
> ganja-fuelled bad bwoy vocal snippets. Music by numbers, maybe, but
> just so, so good it doesn't matter. 

Really? You should send it to me in the last few hours or so.

> 
> Combination style!!11!
> 
>>> Infadels - Love Like Semtex (Mr B remix)
>> ?
> 
> Very cheesy housey vocal thing.  Slightly annoyingly shouty vocal
> style in the verses at times, but superb production and a cuntishly
> catchy chorus which never fails to put me in a good mood.

?

> 
>>> Future Sound Of London - Papua New Guinea (12" original)
>> ?
> 
> Oh, come on!  You're just taking the piss now.
>

Nope. Know the band well enough but never hooked my Prince Albert into 
their musikakke pee hole.
 
P-Funk is playing at my house. My house!

-- 
Cheers, Os

According to <>:
>Mind you I think you should come clean and just tell us what you're 
>listening to right now!

Ah, right now I'm actually watching Brassed Off.

--

"Osbourne Ruddock"  wrote in message 
news:Xns9A3FCEBB4F10Fstrikeboyhotmailcom@130.133.1.4...
> "Joe Horowitz" <my_name@youblunder.co.youghey> wrote in
> news:bkZqj.68738$801.57334@fe1.news.blueyonder.co.uk:
>>> Mmmm, ok I suppose, No float boat, Ewwwww, Bad Bowie, Bad Jam,
>>> Ewwww, Not flash, Bad version of ok song,
>>> Aaaaagh!1myfuckinears!one!1, Eeewwww. Brummiecunts!1 Badd Bowie
>
> Wow, I'm loving that all that shit put together. It's like Osbourne
> visits Hertha Berlin 3rd Round whore.

Synth-pop period in teh beard of your indifferens.

>> Heh.  We'll still make love though, right?
>
> Damn right, I'm horny now and want boomtastic bum sex. Have you got
> Gilbert's phone number?

It's 2222, 222.  He got an answer machine that'll talk to you.

>>>> Paul Okenfold - Starry Eyed Surprise
>> Huh.  'Twas a big cheesy hit record.  I might ghey it to you sometime.
>
> I know the man but not the tune. I came to a lot of dance music through
> dubby breaks'n'shit so a lot of stuff passed my unsucked horse.

He's done all sorts of stuff, some of which floats my boat a bit, some of 
which doesn't.  I wouldn't rank him amongst my closest Facebook friends.

> Heh. Fuck off I'm listening to J Dilla1!

You have so far to go.

> Have you ever Herta whore?

No, I Bayer chips.

> If you do ever get a chance to send it, please let yourself know that it
> sounds fucking brilliant and loving it way loud and beyond my penis trip.

Will I know what I mean?

> Nope. Know the band well enough but never hooked my Prince Albert into
> their musikakke pee hole.

All in due course.

> P-Funk is playing at my house.

Who's house?

> My house!

Okay then.


-- 
Joe

"I am the fat puddin', but a single puddingness" - Vicky Conlan

In article <0995e26f-62a4-49aa-8a15-
b43e6cbc4e0b@f10g2000hsf.googlegroups.com>, martin.bridges@gmail.com 
says...
> > Right leading on from the Old CD Thread I came up with this idea when
> > Mikey started wanking over Toto - Afrika!
> >
> To be fair Strawbs, Africa has been the national anthem of the UKSF XI
> for years and if you'd been paying attention you would have known
> that.

Yes and it's only right we should have a track that probably tops many a 
persons guilty secret list as our anthem.

> Rather spookily this was the first song that popped into my head as I
> started reading the post. It was "our song" for me and my first
> serious girlfriend. The key change in the middle still does it for me.

When I read "It was 'our song'" I thought for a moment you where talking 
about us...

> Does "Baby One More Time" by spiralling-out-of-control-trailer-trash
> Britney Spears count as cheesy? A very nicely constructed song I
> reckon.
> 

I imagnie that's what she says to her crack dealer these days.

In article <fogjo4$2j4$1@aioe.org>, superman@xxblockxxuksf.org.uk 
says...
> > Right leading on from the Old CD Thread I came up with this idea when
> > Mikey started wanking over Toto - Afrika!
> 
> There was a froup-wide memo about "Africa" by Toto, Strawbs.  You
> really should have got it.
> 
Not only do I have that memo I had it laminated so I can wipe it clean 
after.

According to <>:
>Mind you I think you should come clean and just tell us what you're 
>listening to right now!

My random music selection selector has just come up with:

* Notorious (Duran Duran)
* Heaven can Wait (Meatloaf)
* Rein Rause (Rammstein)


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