****House Of Hopeful Youks headed paper****


Oh dear.  Just 3 of 11 betcunts were successful this week, sexiest of which
being Ben's again as he eats up the ground betwixt his penis and her teh
flange.  More notable this week, though, was the spectacular chokage of both
TonyMac and, even more spectacularly, Bobby Internet, who placed a strong
contender for 'worst betcunt of the season'.  All of which puts us 325 Youks
in the red collectively.

In the standings, the top three remain unchanged, just bunched a little
closer together, while Martin makes increasingly impressive 'back from the
dead' type progress and Bobby Internet drops from 4th to nowhere.  Craziness 
times.  Is it the end of the season already?

Well, no, no it isn't.  Except for those that it is, obviously.

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This week's match results (2/2/08):

      Manchester City v Arsenal  (12:45GMT)     1-3
      Birmingham City v Derby County  (15:00GMT)     1-1
      Blackburn v Everton  (15:00GMT)     0-0
      Portsmouth v Chelsea  (15:00GMT)     1-1
      Reading v Bolton  (15:00GMT)     0-2
      Tottenham v Manchester Utd  (15:00GMT)     1-1
      Wigan v West Ham  (15:00GMT)     1-0
      Liverpool v Sunderland  (17:15GMT)     3-0
      West Brom v Burnley  (15:00GMT)     2-1
      Watford v Wolves  (17:20GMT)     3-0
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This week's betcunt results:

 Sid (187) 13 on Tottenham v Man Utd AWAY   @ 2 pft.-13  = 174
*Ben (253) 21 on Reading v Bolton AWAY   @ 3.7 pft.57  = 310
 Gra (182) 15 on Watford v Wolves DRAW   @ 3.3 pft.-15  = 167
 TonyMac (96) 96 on Reading v Bolton HOME   @ 2.2 pft.-96  = 0
*Joe (250) 50 on Liverpool v Sunderland HOME   @ 1.28 pft.14  = 264
 Nigel (38) 13 on Reading v Bolton DRAW   @ 3.3 pft.-13  = 25
 Cornelius (141) 20 on Wigan v West Ham AWAY   @ 2.84 pft.-20  = 121
 Bobby (214) 214 on Tottenham v Man Utd AWAY   @ 2 pft.-214  = 0
 Osbourne (140)         Tiny Penis            = 140
 Mikey (132) 8 on Reading v Bolton HOME   @ 2.2 pft.-8  = 124
 Vicky (353) 13 on Wigan v West Ham DRAW   @ 3.3 pft.-13  = 340
 Kevin (85) 25 on Reading v Bolton DRAW   @ 3.3 pft.-25  = 60
 Chopsy (44) 30 on Tottenham v Man Utd AWAY   @ 2 pft.-30  = 14
 Poleson (99)         Tiny Penis            = 99
 Goalie (166) 5 on Liverpool v Sunderland DRAW   @ 5.2 pft.-5  = 161
 Demo (37)         Tiny Penis            = 37
*Martin (10) 5 on Birmingham v Derby DRAW   @ 3.75 pft.14  = 24
 Roo  (13)         Tiny Penis            = 13
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Balances:

      Vicky           340
      Ben           310
      Joe           264
      Sid           174
      Gra           167
      Goalie           161
      Osbourne           140
      Mikey           124
      Cornelius           121
      Poleson           99
      Kevin           60
      Demo           37
      Nigel           25
      Martin           24
      Chopsy           14
      Roo            13
      TonyMac           0
      Bobby           0
==================

Stats:

      Opening froup balance:           2405
      Betcunts placed:           14
      Won Bets:              3
      Lost Bets:              11
      Righteous Like Poleson:        0
      Froup Profit for this week:        -368
      Average odds:          2.88
      % of froup balance staked:        22%
      Froup balls bigness:        0.6
      Income:                              90
      Income so far:          2362
      Closing Froup Balance:        2037
      Froup profit so far:          -325
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-- 
HoHY

 "VIVA Las BETCUNTS!!!1one!1!!!uberchoking!1!1!" - Elvis Presley

http://uksf.org.uk/betcunt/

"Joe Horowitz" <my_name@youblunder.co.youghey> wrote in message 
news:6Tsqj.59760$801.58037@fe1.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
> and, even more spectacularly, Bobby Internet, who placed a strong
> contender for 'worst betcunt of the season'.

If that even is his real name.


-- 
Mike

"Joe Horowitz" <my_name@youblunder.co.youghey> wrote in
news:6Tsqj.59760$801.58037@fe1.news.blueyonder.co.uk: 

> ****House Of Hopeful Youks headed paper****
> 
> 
> Oh dear.  

>  Osbourne (140)         Tiny Penis            = 140

Lullzz, my first ever Tiny Penis.

*stretch test*

-- 
Cheers, Os

On Feb 7, 2:09 pm, "Joe Horowitz" <my_n...@youblunder.co.youghey>
wrote:
> ****House Of Hopeful Youks headed paper****
>
> Oh dear.  Just 3 of 11 betcunts were successful this week

> *Ben (253) 21 on Reading v Bolton AWAY   @ 3.7 pft.57  = 310
> *Joe (250) 50 on Liverpool v Sunderland HOME   @ 1.28 pft.14  = 264
> *Martin (10) 5 on Birmingham v Derby DRAW   @ 3.75 pft.14  = 24

I think I'm enjoying the illustrious company more than the back-from-
the-dead bit. Mind you, I'll probably shag it up next week.

M