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date: 6 Feb 2008 20:09:30 GMT,
group: uk.sport.football
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Teh Ghey Premiership Hugs - 02-08022008
Did anything happen this week? Fucknose.
Hugs here please...
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Cheers, Os
date: 6 Feb 2008 20:09:30 GMT
author: Osbourne Ruddock
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Re: Teh Ghey Premiership Hugs - 02-08022008
Osbourne Ruddock wrote in
news:Xns9A3D5D2A03EA2strikeboyhotmailcom@130.133.1.4:
> Did anything happen this week? Fucknose.
>
> Hugs here please...
2 hugs to Manchester United for not fucking up the race yet (and stealing
all of BI's youks).
Sid
date: 6 Feb 2008 21:10:04 GMT
author: Sid
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Re: Teh Ghey Premiership Hugs - 02-08022008
Osbourne Ruddock wrote:
> Did anything happen this week? Fucknose.
>
> Hugs here please...
>
2 hugs for Middlesbrough. 6 unbeaten must be some sort of record for
them, even if it's just a sad one.
--
"Watching Newcastle and Boro fans attempt to score points off each other
is truly just like watching two bald men fight over a comb."
sjmbeef on 606
date: Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:06:52 +0000
author: Tommo ³
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Re: Teh Ghey Premiership Hugs - 02-08022008
On 6 Feb, 20:09, Osbourne Ruddock wrote:
> Did anything happen this week? Fucknose.
> Hugs here please...
One hug to the Grange Hill theme music.
The season is taking a decidedly unhugworthy turn.
When I was just a pair of arms,
I asked my mother,
Who shall I hug?
Shall I hug Derby?
They're always shit,
Here's what she said to me,
Hug no one, no one,
The ghey love has all but gone,
My embraces are mine to keep,
Hug no one, no one.
Oh fuck em, give me something to chew on. No more surprises, Match of
the Day riles my cock, Gary Lineker is the devil incarnate, his open-
necked shirts a cosy invite to the deepest confines of hell. Alan
Hansen's lazy pronunciation of words fellate the lobes but offer
little of substance. Alan Shearer could be bumming and sconning a
goat, and he'd still be boring. Lee Dixon is a boring pebble on the
beach of punditry. He offers less insight than a flaccid, post coital
penis, slowly drying to a dream.
That's why my hugs are scarce, because the zoetrope of Premierboat
highlights stoke the beige fires of indifference within me.
No hugs to no cunts.
date: Wed, 6 Feb 2008 16:08:13 -0800 (PST)
author: Tony McChrystal
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Re: Teh Ghey Premiership Hugs - 02-08022008
Tony McChrystal wrote in news:d36de9ed-
6fd8-49d7-a279-7fd719c3f469@s37g2000prg.googlegroups.com:
>> Hugs here please...
>
> One hug to the Grange Hill theme music.
>
<snip>
>
> That's why my hugs are scarce, because the zoetrope of Premierboat
> highlights stoke the beige fires of indifference within me.
>
AMHugs to TMAK.
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Cheers, Os
date: 7 Feb 2008 00:34:43 GMT
author: Osbourne Ruddock
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Re: Teh Ghey Premiership Hugs - 02-08022008
On Feb 7, 1:08 pm, Tony McChrystal
wrote:
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> That's why my hugs are scarce, because the zoetrope of Premierboat
> highlights stoke the beige fires of indifference within me.
>
That's the best use of the word 'zoetrope' that I've heard today.
M
date: Wed, 6 Feb 2008 16:37:24 -0800 (PST)
author: Mister M
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Re: Teh Ghey Premiership Hugs - 02-08022008
On Feb 7, 1:34 pm, Osbourne Ruddock wrote:
> Tony McChrystal wrote in news:d36de9ed-
> 6fd8-49d7-a279-7fd719c3f...@s37g2000prg.googlegroups.com:
>
> > That's why my hugs are scarce, because the zoetrope of Premierboat
> > highlights stoke the beige fires of indifference within me.
>
> AMHugs to TMAK.
>
The cuddly genius would have got all mine too, except:
- I don't do teh hugging
- he mis-spelled 'glans'
M
date: Wed, 6 Feb 2008 16:38:45 -0800 (PST)
author: Mister M
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Re: Teh Ghey Premiership Hugs - 02-08022008
"Osbourne Ruddock" wrote in message
news:Xns9A3D5D2A03EA2strikeboyhotmailcom@130.133.1.4...
> Did anything happen this week? Fucknose.
>
> Hugs here please...
Hugs to Boro and Newcastle for a 1-1 score.
Hugs also to Fulham, Derby and Bolton.
BTN
date: Thu, 7 Feb 2008 12:24:52 -0000
author: Sir Benjamin Nunn
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