I'm shocked and saddened to read of Ashley Cole'e extra marital 
escapades with that hairdresser. Poor Cheryl has become a food dodging 
recluse, mistakenly thinking that she must have been too obese to keep 
Ashley's attentions.

But just what is it with Ashley? How can I put this in a polite, none 
slanderous way. I always thought he was a maybe just a little light on 
his plimsolls.  You know, someone who might enjoy the stage performances 
of Judy Garland, or just Musicals in general. A sensitive type. A 
nurturer, interested in home decor and shopping.

Oh for God's sake, lets not beat around the bush. Ashley Cole takes it 
up the pipe, and if Cheryl wants him back she'd better grow a moustache 
and start talking in a low voice. I've sent my ideas to Relate and I'm 
eagerly awaiting their reply.

"Tommo ³"  wrote in message 
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> I'm shocked and saddened to read of Ashley Cole'e extra marital escapades 
> with that hairdresser. Poor Cheryl has become a food dodging recluse, 
> mistakenly thinking that she must have been too obese to keep Ashley's 
> attentions.

I know nothing of such things, Tommocubed.  We don't read 'Hello' magazine 
in the South.

We read 'smile politely and keep walking'.

> But just what is it with Ashley? How can I put this in a polite, none 
> slanderous way. I always thought he was a maybe just a little light on his 
> plimsolls.  You know, someone who might enjoy the stage performances of 
> Judy Garland, or just Musicals in general. A sensitive type. A nurturer, 
> interested in home decor and shopping.

You're probably thinking of Ben Nunn.

> Oh for God's sake, lets not beat around the bush. Ashley Cole takes it up 
> the pipe, and if Cheryl wants him back she'd better grow a moustache and 
> start talking in a low voice. I've sent my ideas to Relate and I'm eagerly 
> awaiting their reply.

Relate are very lucky to have you as Chief Consultant on Everything, 
Tommocubed.  I just hope they pay you what you're worth.

And by that, I mean 'some coal'.


-- 
Joe

"I am the fat puddin', but a single puddingness" - Vicky Conlan

Tommo ³ pretended :
> I'm shocked and saddened to read of Ashley Cole'e extra marital escapades 
> with that hairdresser. Poor Cheryl has become a food dodging recluse, 
> mistakenly thinking that she must have been too obese to keep Ashley's 
> attentions.
>
> But just what is it with Ashley? How can I put this in a polite, none 
> slanderous way. I always thought he was a maybe just a little light on his 
> plimsolls.  You know, someone who might enjoy the stage performances of Judy 
> Garland, or just Musicals in general. A sensitive type. A nurturer, 
> interested in home decor and shopping.
>
> Oh for God's sake, lets not beat around the bush. Ashley Cole takes it up the 
> pipe, and if Cheryl wants him back she'd better grow a moustache and start 
> talking in a low voice. I've sent my ideas to Relate and I'm eagerly awaiting 
> their reply.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCKgGjQCMLo

-- 
Count  Baldoni

Baldoni wrote:

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>> Oh for God's sake, lets not beat around the bush. Ashley Cole takes it 
>> up the pipe, and if Cheryl wants him back she'd better grow a 
>> moustache and start talking in a low voice. I've sent my ideas to 
>> Relate and I'm eagerly awaiting their reply.
> 
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCKgGjQCMLo
> 

Heh. This one's good too

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWZwBLh2JaM&feature=related

Tommo ³ has brought this to us :
> Baldoni wrote:
>
> Snip
>
>>> Oh for God's sake, lets not beat around the bush. Ashley Cole takes it up 
>>> the pipe, and if Cheryl wants him back she'd better grow a moustache and 
>>> start talking in a low voice. I've sent my ideas to Relate and I'm eagerly 
>>> awaiting their reply.
>> 
>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCKgGjQCMLo
>> 
>
> Heh. This one's good too
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWZwBLh2JaM&feature=related

Nice one lol

-- 
Count  Baldoni