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date: Thu, 24 Jan 2008 02:33:46 GMT,
group: uk.sport.football
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[SBL 07/08] - Week 25 odds
****House Of Hopeful Youks headed paper****
Right, I'm late, I'm tired, and I've the monthly stats to post at the end of
this week so I'm not going to fuck around here. No Shirley Round yet again,
(sorry), just ten betcunts in total, although a nice mix of FA Cup,
Premiership and Gut League action for you to... oh, come on... for fuck's
sake. This takes the piss a bit.
###ALARM BELLS RINGING##
Yeah yeah. Whatever.
##AIR-RAID SIREN##
Bit over the top, isn't it? Just get on with it.
##FANFARE##
Jesus wept.
Okay, you done now? Shall I continue with the odds post? Thanks. Yes,
that's right, it's the Wild Willy Wager rearing it's beautiful purple head
once again. He likes the look of Man Utd vs Spurs on Sunday. But get this,
he's tired of tipping losers, and wants to tip a good'un for once. Who'd
have thought? So he reckons Man Utd will overcome an exuberant but
slightly tired Spurs @ 1.5.
It's actually quite interesting, is that. Wild Willy has _never_ tipped a
winning betcunt, preferring instead to send us all one way then pocket his
own tidy profit the other and run off giggling. In Kevin Conlan's trousers.
The question is, do we trust him this time? Or is it yet another crafty
smokescreen? You'll have to decide for yourselves. I can't help you. I'm
supposed to be watching a film right now.
Wild Willy Wager is optional.
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Jason Round match odds (mandatory malarkey, 26/1/08)
Home Draw Away
Mansfield Town v Middlesbrough (12:30GMT) 10 4.6 1.41
Arsenal v Newcastle Utd (15:00GMT) 1.43 4.9 9.6
Coventry City v Millwall (15:00GMT) 1.74 3.8 5.7
Derby County v Preston North End (15:00GMT) 1.9 3.5 5
Liverpool v Havant (15:00GMT) 1.03 36 140
Oldham Athletic v Huddersfield Town (15:00GMT) 2.1 3.55 4
Portsmouth v Plymouth Argyle (15:00GMT) 1.44 4.7 9
Wigan v Chelsea (17:15GMT) 7.6 4.1 1.55
Aston Villa v Blackburn (15:00GMT) 2.04 3.45 4.3
Bristol City v Blackpool (15:00GMT) 1.98 3.5 5
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Shirley Round match odds (Wild Willy Wager, 27/1/08)
Home
Manchester Utd v Tottenham (14:00GMT) 1.5
Deadline for all betcunting: 11:30GMT, 26/1/08
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Balances:
Vicky 345
Ben 265
Joe 230
TonyMac 186
Gra 172
Sid 165
Goalie 163
Bobby 155
Osbourne 145
Mikey 135
Cornelius 108
Kevin 105
Poleson 92
Demo 61
Chopsy 46
Nigel 37
Roo 8
Martin 7
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HoHY
"VIVA Las BETCUNTS!!!1one!1!!!!trousersnake1!1!" - Elvis Presley
http://uksf.org.uk/betcunt/
date: Thu, 24 Jan 2008 02:33:46 GMT
author: Joe Horowitz hey
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Re: [SBL 07/08] - Week 25 odds
"Joe Horowitz" <my_name@youblunder.co.youghey> wrote in
> Jason Round match odds (mandatory malarkey, 26/1/08)
> Wigan v Chelsea (17:15GMT) 7.6 4.1 1.55
15 Y on the Away, win, please.
> Shirley Round match odds (Wild Willy Wager, 27/1/08)
> Manchester Utd v Tottenham (14:00GMT) 1.5
10% on the home win at 1.5, please.
> Sid 165
Sid, thanks!
date: 24 Jan 2008 04:33:43 GMT
author: Sid
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Re: - Week 25 odds
On Jan 24, 2:33 am, "Joe Horowitz" <my_n...@youblunder.co.youghey>
wrote:
> Portsmouth v Plymouth Argyle (15:00GMT) 1.44 4.7 9
40 youks on the home win please.
> Manchester Utd v Tottenham (14:00GMT) 1.5
20 youks on the home win please.
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Cornelius
date: Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:24:58 -0800 (PST)
author: Cornelius
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Re: - Week 25 odds
On 24 Jan, 02:33, "Joe Horowitz" <my_n...@youblunder.co.youghey>
wrote:
> ****House Of Hopeful Youks headed paper****
> Jason Round match odds (mandatory malarkey, 26/1/08)
> Derby County v Preston North End (15:00GMT) 1.9 3.5 5
100 Youks on the Derby win please. LMAO, lamo.
> Shirley Round match odds (Wild Willy Wager, 27/1/08)
> Manchester Utd v Tottenham (14:00GMT) 1.5
10 on Man Utd.
> TonyMac 186
date: Thu, 24 Jan 2008 01:52:00 -0800 (PST)
author: Tony McChrystal
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Re: [SBL 07/08] - Week 25 odds
According to <my_name@youblunder.co.youghey>:
>Jason Round match odds (mandatory malarkey, 26/1/08)
> Arsenal v Newcastle Utd (15:00GMT) 1.43 4.9 9.6
BET: 5 on the draw
>Shirley Round match odds (Wild Willy Wager, 27/1/08)
> Home
> Manchester Utd v Tottenham (14:00GMT) 1.5
Hmm. Not really a tempting one, but I can't resist a Wild Willy.
BET: 15 on the Willy
> Vicky 345
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date: Thu, 24 Jan 2008 10:43:34 +0000 (UTC)
author: (Vicky Conlan)
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Re: [SBL 07/08] - Week 25 odds
> ======================================
> Aston Villa v Blackburn (15:00GMT) 2.04 3.45 4.3
> Manchester Utd v Tottenham (14:00GMT) 1.5
> Bobby 155
> ============
20 on the DRAW
10 on the WWW
Thanks
date: Thu, 24 Jan 2008 12:50:57 -0000
author: Bobby Internet
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Re: - Week 25 odds
> Liverpool v Havant (15:00GMT) 1.03 36 140
Good Lord.
BET: 1 on the AWAY.
>
> Home
> Manchester Utd v Tottenham (14:00GMT) 1.5
BET: 11 on the WWW.
> Gra 172
date: Thu, 24 Jan 2008 05:02:27 -0800 (PST)
author: Gra
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Re: [SBL 07/08] - Week 25 odds
Joe Horowitz wrote:
> Liverpool v Havant (15:00GMT) 1.03 36 140
SO tempting.
> Aston Villa v Blackburn (15:00GMT) 2.04 3.45 4.3
15 Youks on Teh Villa to WIN.
15 Youks on Wild Willy's Wild Willy, please.
C
date: Thu, 24 Jan 2008 19:15:33 +0000
author: Chopsy
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Re: [SBL 07/08] - Week 25 odds
Joe Horowitz wrote:
> ****House Of Hopeful Youks headed paper****
>
> Liverpool v Havant (15:00GMT) 1.03 36 140
Sorry, there's absolutely no way I can resist this:
BET: 2 youks on teh DRAW
> Martin 7
I shall politely decline Wild Willy's offer, thangyewvermuch.
M
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Martin: Poster, large, helpful, SBL administrator. Beer Baron and
spreadshit maestro. Last remaining Huddersfield fan on the planet.
date: Fri, 25 Jan 2008 09:38:36 +1300
author: Mister M
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Re: [SBL 07/08] - Week 25 odds
In article <eOSlj.628$PN2.101@fe1.news.blueyonder.co.uk>,
Joe Horowitz <my_name@youblunder.co.youghey> wrote:
>Jason Round match odds (mandatory malarkey, 26/1/08)
> Aston Villa v Blackburn (15:00GMT) 2.04 3.45 4.3
BET: Try 25 on aston village to win.
> Manchester Utd v Tottenham (14:00GMT) 1.5
UNBET: I don't think I'll bother with the shurly not round.
> Kevin 105
date: Thu, 24 Jan 2008 23:36:21 +0000 (UTC)
author: (Kevin Conlan)
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Re: [SBL 07/08] - Week 25 odds
"Joe Horowitz" <my_name@youblunder.co.youghey> wrote in
news:eOSlj.628$PN2.101@fe1.news.blueyonder.co.uk:
> ****House Of Hopeful Youks headed paper****
> Aston Villa v Blackburn (15:00GMT) 2.04 3.45 4.3
BET: 10 youks on the Villa to WIN please mate.
> Osbourne 145
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Cheers, Os
date: 25 Jan 2008 05:45:47 GMT
author: Osbourne Ruddock
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Re: [SBL 07/08] - Week 25 odds
"Joe Horowitz" <my_name@youblunder.co.youghey> wrote in message
news:eOSlj.628$PN2.101@fe1.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
> Aston Villa v Blackburn (15:00GMT) 2.04 3.45 4.3
BET: 17 Youks on the vile HOME win please, Joe.
BTN
date: Fri, 25 Jan 2008 11:02:48 -0000
author: Sir Benjamin Nunn
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Re: [SBL 07/08] - Week 25 odds
"Joe Horowitz" <my_name@youblunder.co.youghey> wrote in message
news:eOSlj.628$PN2.101@fe1.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
> Aston Villa v Blackburn (15:00GMT) 2.04 3.45 4.3
BET: 9 Youks on an Aston Villa win, please, Joe.
> Shirley Round match odds (Wild Willy Wager, 27/1/08)
> Manchester Utd v Tottenham (14:00GMT) 1.5
BET: 1 puny but important Youk on the WWW, please, Joe.
> Mikey 135
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Mike
date: Fri, 25 Jan 2008 15:59:07 -0000
author: Michael Cunningham
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Re: [SBL 07/08] - Week 25 odds
Joe Horowitz wrote:
> Jason Round match odds (mandatory malarkey, 26/1/08)
> Bristol City v Blackpool (15:00GMT) 1.98 3.5 5
BET1: 4 youks on the away win please
> Shirley Round match odds (Wild Willy Wager, 27/1/08)
>
> Home
> Manchester Utd v Tottenham (14:00GMT) 1.5
BET2: 0 youks on the www please
date: Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:26:42 +0000
author: nigel
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Re: [SBL 07/08] - Week 25 odds
"Joe Horowitz" <my_name@youblunder.co.youghey> wrote in message
news:eOSlj.628$PN2.101@fe1.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
> Home Draw
> Away
> Bristol City v Blackpool (15:00GMT) 1.98 3.5 5
BET1: 10 on teh Bristol
>
> Home
> Manchester Utd v Tottenham (14:00GMT) 1.5
> Joe 230
BET2: 10 on teh WWW.
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Joe
"I am the fat puddin', but a single puddingness" - Vicky Conlan
date: Fri, 25 Jan 2008 20:11:48 GMT
author: Joe Horowitz hey
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Re: [SBL 07/08] - Week 25 odds
On Thu, 24 Jan 2008 02:33:46 GMT, "Joe Horowitz"
<my_name@youblunder.co.youghey> wrote:
>****House Of Hopeful Youks headed paper****
>
>
>======================================
>
>Jason Round match odds (mandatory malarkey, 26/1/08)
>> Aston Villa v Blackburn (15:00GMT) 2.04 3.45 4.3
Bet: 30 Youks on the home win
>Shirley Round match odds (Wild Willy Wager, 27/1/08)
Bet 1 Y on the WWW
Home
> Manchester Utd v Tottenham (14:00GMT) 1.5
> Demo 61
Hmmmm....
--
Demosthenes
'I can't really recall much beyond that. My time in Youksef seems very transient,
it's like a dream, or a wonderful land like Narnia. Except with glans everywhere.'
date: Sat, 26 Jan 2008 13:20:08 +1000
author: Demosthenes
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Re: [SBL 07/08] - Week 25 odds
In message <eOSlj.628$PN2.101@fe1.news.blueyonder.co.uk>, Joe Horowitz
<my_name@youblunder.co.youghey> writes
> Arsenal v Newcastle Utd (15:00GMT) 1.43 4.9 9.6
Y 5 on the DRAW please.
>Home
> Manchester Utd v Tottenham (14:00GMT) 1.5
Y 5 on the WWW please.
> Goalie 163
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Goalie of the Century
date: Sat, 26 Jan 2008 07:02:44 GMT
author: Goalie of the Century
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Re: [SBL 07/08] - Week 25 odds
In article <eOSlj.628$PN2.101@fe1.news.blueyonder.co.uk>,
my_name@youblunder.co.youghey says...
> ****House Of Hopeful Youks headed paper****
>
> Arsenal v Newcastle Utd (15:00GMT) 1.43 4.9 9.6
>
BET: Y3 on the AWAY win, please.
> Shirley Round match odds (Wild Willy Wager, 27/1/08)
> Manchester Utd v Tottenham (14:00GMT) 1.5
>
BET: Let's try Y10 on the wild Willy.
> Poleson 92
Bloody hell, that's what I call cutting it fine.
xx
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poleson at gmail dot com
date: Sat, 26 Jan 2008 11:28:06 -0000
author: Poleson
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