Happy Nude Year to all,

My Nude Year resolution this year is to stop apologising for failing
to update the scores in the UKSF Champions League. Hopefully I will
avoid the need for apologies by updating the results on time, but in
any case you will not hear me apologising.

Anyway, here is a monster update. There were 3 weeks of matches while
I was in lack-of-froup-access hell, and I've updated the scores and
tables based on these. The group stages are reaching their climax now
and before they spunk all over Mikey's pretty face, there are a few
exciting games to come in the final week.

So without further ado, here are the scores:

Round 7
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Erikeoidal Flavours	176	203	Jelly Jewellers
Eleventy Shoplifters	117	147	Mairangi Bay Mysterons
Goalie of the Century	164	93	Poleson City Rovers Town Utd
Cheesy Comestibles	110	152	Dean Windass's Flood Barriers
Beanflickers	                173	151	BarryKeithskoolofexcellence
Sid's Shimmering Skulls	204	139	Me Myself and I
Tentacle Dancers United	77	66	Dinga Ling
Fat Frank's Thin Friends	106	163	Magic Sprouts

Round 8
=======
Jelly Jewellers	116	158	Eleventy Shoplifters
Bread On Wheels	116	107	Erikeoidal Flavours
Poleson City Rovers Town Utd	175	143	Cheesy Comestibles
Cornonthecob	98	129	Goalie of the Century
BarryKeithskoolofexcellence	140	133	Sid's Shimmering Skulls
liverpool 4 evr	65	127	Beanflickers
Dinga Ling	117	119	Fat Frank's Thin Friends
Overpaid Bastards	56	134	Tentacle Dancers United

Round 9
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Eleventy Shoplifters	43	59	Bread On Wheels
Mairangi Bay Mysterons	70	88	Jelly Jewellers
Cheesy Comestibles	58	89	Cornonthecob
Dean Windass's Flood Barriers	58	54	Poleson City Rovers Town Utd
Sid's Shimmering Skulls	121	76	liverpool 4 evr
Me Myself and I	85	93	BarryKeithskoolofexcellence
Fat Frank's Thin Friends	50	33	Overpaid Bastards
Magic Sprouts	83	46	Dinga Ling


So the state of the tables after Round 9 is:

AWTWP Division
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Rank	Team	PLD	F	A	PTS	PD
1	Jelly Jewellers	8	859	651	21	208
2	Mairangi Bay Mysterons	7	504	437	12	67
3	Bread On Wheels	7	486	484	10	2
4	Erikeoidal Flavours	7	579	702	7	-123
5	Eleventy Shoplifters	7	492	646	3	-154

BWOML Division
==============
Rank	Team	PLD	F	A	PTS	PD
1	Poleson City Rovers Town Utd	8	777	698	17	79
2	Goalie of the Century	7	640	519	13	121
3	Dean Windass's Flood Barriers	7	566	495	12	71
4	Cornonthecob	7	453	550	6	-97
5	Cheesy Comestibles	7	616	790	2	-174

ILTCOYJ Division
==============
Rank	Team	PLD	F	A	PTS	PD
1	BarryKeithskoolofexcellence	8	762	683	16	79
2	Me Myself and I	7	541	528	12	13
3	Sid's Shimmering Skulls	7	785	682	10	103
4	Beanflickers	7	577	585	10	-8
5	liverpool 4 evr	7	440	627	2	-187

YNRRFTNG Division
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Rank	Team	PLD	F	A	PTS	PD
1	Magic Sprouts	7	597	360	17	237
2	Tentacle Dancers United	7	587	406	14	181
3	Fat Frank's Thin Friends	7	465	601	7	-136
4	Dinga Ling	8	517	568	6	-51
5	Overpaid Bastards	7	274	505	6	-231


So Joe has got AWTWP all sewn up - congrats to him. The second CL spot
will go down to the final group stage match - hopefully my boys will
be able to hang on. Sadly, the Shoplifters have left the building.

It's the same story in BWOML where Poleson has cruised into the
quarter-finals, but there's a big scrap behind him. The Cheesies have
self-combusted.

A titanic final round is in propsect for ILTCOYJ, with 3 teams
(including defending champion Sid) scrapping over the second quarter-
final berth. liverpool 4 evr will nevr do it.

In YNRRFTNG the 2 quarter-finals spots are sorted, but there's a 3-way
scrap for the UKSF Cup places. Congrats to the Sprouts and the
Tentacles there.

The final group stage matches will be played this coming weekend. Good
luck to all managers. Except Bread On Wheels, of course.

M

"Mister M"  wrote in message
news:12454812-bb8f-4264-8c54-58da7fdc799a@d4g2000prg.googlegroups.com...
> The group stages are reaching their climax now
> and before they spunk all over Mikey's pretty face,

He's right, you know.  I do have a pretty face.  It's also got,
like, eyes and stuff.


-- 
Mike

"Michael Cunningham"  wrote in message 
news:fmec5n$uvd$2@aioe.org...
> "Mister M"  wrote in message
> news:12454812-bb8f-4264-8c54-58da7fdc799a@d4g2000prg.googlegroups.com...
>> The group stages are reaching their climax now
>> and before they spunk all over Mikey's pretty face,
>
> He's right, you know.  I do have a pretty face.  It's also got,
> like, eyes and stuff.

AWTWP.  In it's non-blurry form, it broke my monitor.


-- 
Joe

"I am the fat puddin', but a single puddingness" - Vicky Conlan

"Joe Horowitz" <my_name@youblunder.co.youghey> wrote in message 
news:9Fyij.191111$cJ3.126132@fe2.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
>> He's right, you know.  I do have a pretty face.  It's also got,
>> like, eyes and stuff.
>
> AWTWP.  In it's non-blurry form, it broke my monitor.

This is what the non-Facebook froup members are missing out
on, Joe -- My pretty little face.

I almost feel sympathy for them.


-- 
Mike

"Michael Cunningham"  wrote in message 
news:fmedbh$2iq$1@aioe.org...
> "Joe Horowitz" <my_name@youblunder.co.youghey> wrote in message 
> news:9Fyij.191111$cJ3.126132@fe2.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
>> AWTWP.  In it's non-blurry form, it broke my monitor.
>
> This is what the non-Facebook froup members are missing out
> on, Joe -- My pretty little face.
>
> I almost feel sympathy for them.

Ffs, all these years I've been resisting the fucker, and all anyone would 
have needed to say to me was 'Mikey's face is on there'.  Although, with 
prior warning, I'd have lowered the resolution on my monitor first.

You owe me 170 quid you beautiful bastard.

-- 
Joe

"I am the fat puddin', but a single puddingness" - Vicky Conlan

On Jan 14, 2:19 pm, "Michael Cunningham"
 wrote:
> "Joe Horowitz" <my_n...@youblunder.co.youghey> wrote in message
>
>
> This is what the non-Facebook froup members are missing out
> on, Joe -- My pretty little face.
>
That is quite an impressive avatar you've crafted Mikey. It's so good
it almost looks like a photograph of some non-blurry, non-black cunt.

M

"Joe Horowitz" <my_name@youblunder.co.youghey> wrote in message 
news:bXyij.191201$cJ3.61701@fe2.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
> Ffs, all these years I've been resisting the fucker, and all anyone would 
> have needed to say to me was 'Mikey's face is on there'.  Although, with 
> prior warning, I'd have lowered the resolution on my monitor first.
>
> You owe me 170 quid you beautiful bastard.

You're an attractive man yourself, Joe.  Just between ourselves, I'm
pretty sure I'll be able to wangle you an invite to the BMA.  Leave it
with me.


-- 
Mike

"Mister M"  wrote in message 
news:9117ab62-7b3f-4727-a2ee-dadf5d106baf@d4g2000prg.googlegroups.com...
> That is quite an impressive avatar you've crafted Mikey. It's so good
> it almost looks like a photograph of some non-blurry, non-black cunt.

The Mikey3000 comes in many ranges, Martin.  Our 2002 model,
Blurry Cunt, was immensely popular and became a real favourite
among our gay readers.  But the time to move on has come and
FacebookMikey is proving an instant hit with all the loyal Mikey
fans.

Indeed, there are rumours that AsianMikey, BlondeMikey and
AlbinoMikey are already in the pipeline for 2009 and I, for one,
can't wait.


-- 
Mike

"Michael Cunningham"  wrote in message 
news:fmeecs$5k1$2@aioe.org...
> "Joe Horowitz" <my_name@youblunder.co.youghey> wrote in message 
> news:bXyij.191201$cJ3.61701@fe2.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
>> Ffs, all these years I've been resisting the fucker, and all anyone would 
>> have needed to say to me was 'Mikey's face is on there'.  Although, with 
>> prior warning, I'd have lowered the resolution on my monitor first.
>>
>> You owe me 170 quid you beautiful bastard.
>
> You're an attractive man yourself, Joe.  Just between ourselves, I'm
> pretty sure I'll be able to wangle you an invite to the BMA.  Leave it
> with me.

Oh, no, honestly, I really don't think I'm worthy of anything like that. 
I'd be but an average-looking fish in a beautiful pond.  I'd rather stay in 
this here not-especially-good-looking-man enclosure with Kullrad's corpse, 
where I am at least slightly the better looking of the two.


-- 
Joe

"I am the fat puddin', but a single puddingness" - Vicky Conlan