****House Of Hopeful Youks headed paper****


Interesting, very interesting.  In a week mostly characterised by cautiously
unsuccessful betcunting which in many cases descended into blind, ugly
smallcockery on an unprecedented scale, Vicky Conlan put her youks where her
flange is and came up smelling of profit.  An early contender for
Sexiest Betcunt of the Season if ever there was one, and it's no surprise to
see her campaign back on track with a massive splurge into first.  Her
efforts were enough to swell the froup coffers a little as well, sitting as
we now are on over 200 Youks collective profit.  Vicky has most of those.

Kevin and Cornelius placed the only other winning betcunts, and subsequently
make good progress in the table, but aside from Ben resuming flange-watching
duty for a bit there was no change in the top seven.

We should consider ourselves lucky that she didn't back Oldham @14.5.  It's
just the kind of thing she'd do.
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This week's match results (5/1/08):

      Blackburn v Coventry City  (15:00GMT)     1-4
      Bolton v Sheffield Utd  (15:00GMT)     0-1
      Bristol City v Middlesbrough  (15:00GMT)     1-2
      Charlton Athletic v West Brom  (15:00GMT)     1-1
      Chelsea v QPR  (15:00GMT)     1-0
      Everton v Oldham Athletic  (15:00GMT)     0-1
      Huddersfield Town v Birmingham City  (15:00GMT)     2-1
      Ipswich Town v Portsmouth  (15:00GMT)     0-1
      Sunderland v Wigan  (15:00GMT)     0-3
      Tottenham v Reading  (15:00GMT)     2-2
      Watford v Crystal Palace  (15:00GMT)     2-0
      West Ham v Manchester City  (15:00GMT)     0-0
      Aston Villa v Manchester Utd  (17:15GMT)     0-2
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This week's betcunt results:

 Sid (157) 10 on West Ham v Man City AWAY   @ 3.1 pft.-10  = 147
 Ben (266) 3 on Tottenham v Reading AWAY   @ 7.6 pft.-3  = 263
 Gra (184) 14 on Watford v Crystal Palace AWAY   @ 4.55 pft.-14  = 170
 TonyMac (208) 3 on Bristol City v Boro HOME   @ 3 pft.-3  = 205
 Joe (215) 3 on Bristol City v Boro HOME   @ 3 pft.-3  = 212
 Nigel (18) 2 on Bolton v Sheff Utd DRAW   @   pft.-2  = 16
*Cornelius (35) 15 on Ipswich v Portsmouth AWAY   @ 2.25 pft.19  = 54
 Bobby (169)         Tiny Penis            = 169
 Osbourne (122) 2 on Bristol City v Boro HOME   @ 3 pft.-2  = 120
 Mikey (128) 5 on Tottenham v Reading HOME   @ 1.53 pft.-5  = 123
*Vicky (198) 28 on Bolton v Sheff Utd AWAY   @ 6.4 pft.151  = 349
*Kevin (116) 16 on Ipswich v Portsmouth AWAY   @ 2.25 pft.20  = 136
 Chopsy (71)         Tiny Penis            = 71
 Poleson (89) 4 on Aston Villa v Man Utd HOME   @ 4.7 pft.-4  = 85
 Goalie (135) 5 on West Ham v Man City HOME   @ 2.38 pft.-5  = 130
 Demo (44)         Tiny Penis            = 44
 Roondog (0)         Microcock!11one!1             = 0
 Martin (5)                Very Tiny Penis      = 5
 Roo  (18)         Tiny Penis            = 18
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Balances:

      Vicky           349
      Ben           263
      Joe           212
      TonyMac           205
      Gra           170
      Bobby           169
      Sid           147
      Kevin           136
      Goalie           130
      Mikey           123
      Osbourne           120
      Poleson           85
      Chopsy           71
      Cornelius           54
      Demo           44
      Roo            18
      Nigel           16
      Martin           5
      Roondog           0
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Stats:

      Opening froup balance:           2153
      Betcunts placed:           13
      Won Bets:              3
      Lost Bets:              10
      Righteous Like Poleson:     It's Vicky, isn't it.
      Froup Profit for this week:        139
      Average odds:          3.65
      % of froup balance staked:        5%
      Froup balls bigness:        0.2
      Income:                              70
      Income so far:          2057
      Closing Froup Balance:        2292
      Froup profit so far:          235
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-- 
HoHY

 "VIVA Las BETCUNTS!!!1one!1!!!verybroadindeed!1!1!" - Elvis Presley

http://uksf.org.uk/betcunt/

According to <my_name@youblunder.co.youghey>:
>We should consider ourselves lucky that she didn't back Oldham @14.5.  It's
>just the kind of thing she'd do.

Surprised Ben didn't, tbh.  It must have been his intense love of
Everton that prevented it.

--

"Vicky Conlan"  wrote in message 
news:fm09gf$38d$1@magenta.plig.net...
> According to <my_name@youblunder.co.youghey>:
>>We should consider ourselves lucky that she didn't back Oldham @14.5. 
>>It's
>>just the kind of thing she'd do.
>
> Surprised Ben didn't, tbh.  It must have been his intense love of
> Everton that prevented it.

THL, Vicky.  They like to be called THL.

-- 
Joe

"I am the fat puddin', but a single puddingness" - Vicky Conlan