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date: Sat, 5 Jan 2008 08:19:11 -0000,    group: uk.sport.football        back       
Right, I'm off for football and whoring   
Who knows what may go horribly wrong this time.

BTN
date: Sat, 5 Jan 2008 08:19:11 -0000   author:   Sir Benjamin Nunn

Re: Right, I'm off for football and whoring   
"Sir Benjamin Nunn"  wrote in news:5u8srqF1h1qhcU1
@mid.individual.net:

> Who knows what may go horribly wrong this time.
> 
> BTN
> 

I just hope it's some different horribly wrong shit this time. When it's 
the usual horribly wrong thing where the FA/CCC whore has a look at you 
and says no, or you can't get it up in the park and that, well, it gets a 
bit repetitive you know.

We all need difference and a bit of spice in our sex life, Ben. Even our 
horribly wrong sex life.

-- 
Cheers, Os
date: 5 Jan 2008 09:21:16 GMT   author:   Osbourne Ruddock

Re: Right, I'm off for football and whoring   
Sir Benjamin Nunn wrote:
> Who knows what may go horribly wrong this time.
> 
> BTN

Mini review please
date: Sat, 05 Jan 2008 12:36:37 +0000   author:   Tommo ³

Re: Right, I'm off for football and whoring   
Sir Benjamin Nunn wrote:
> Who knows what may go horribly wrong this time.

Since the football went horribly right, then I have no doubt that the 
whoring must have been almost biblically terrible.

I can't wait to hear all about it.

C
date: Sat, 05 Jan 2008 19:11:32 +0000   author:   Chopsy

Re: Right, I'm off for football and whoring   
Chopsy  wrote in news:477fd662$0$13933
$fa0fcedb@news.zen.co.uk:

> Since the football went horribly right, then I have no doubt that the 
> whoring must have been almost biblically terrible.
 
> I can't wait to hear all about it.

Either that or she'll replace GBL as the new LoBL and he'll be smitten for 
months together during which time she'll continue her regular job but not 
sleep with Ben (because it will be awkward). Instead, she'll call Ben for 
long phone conversations in the middle of the night because "she needed 
someone who'd just listen". Around August, she'll tell Ben that she's 
quitting her job to finally get the Journalism degree that she always 
wanted to, only to bring down an ecstatic Ben that she's going to get said 
degree at University of Birmingham and she's going to move in with Milo.

Sid
date: 5 Jan 2008 20:52:42 GMT   author:   Sid

Re: Right, I'm off for football and whoring   
Sid wrote:
> Chopsy  wrote in news:477fd662$0$13933
> $fa0fcedb@news.zen.co.uk:
> 
>> Since the football went horribly right, then I have no doubt that the 
>> whoring must have been almost biblically terrible.
>  
>> I can't wait to hear all about it.
> 
> Either that or she'll replace GBL as the new LoBL and he'll be smitten for 
> months together during which time she'll continue her regular job but not 
> sleep with Ben (because it will be awkward). Instead, she'll call Ben for 
> long phone conversations in the middle of the night because "she needed 
> someone who'd just listen". Around August, she'll tell Ben that she's 
> quitting her job to finally get the Journalism degree that she always 
> wanted to, only to bring down an ecstatic Ben that she's going to get said 
> degree at University of Birmingham and she's going to move in with Milo.

_Kully_. She'll move in with Kullrad.

C
date: Sat, 05 Jan 2008 21:02:29 +0000   author:   Chopsy

Re: Right, I'm off for football and whoring   
Chopsy  wrote in

>> an ecstatic Ben that she's going to get said degree at University of
>> Birmingham and she's going to move in with Milo. 
 
> _Kully_. She'll move in with Kullrad.

She would have if Kully was still around. I think she needs a bit more 
dependability and Milo provides that. His girlfriend has never left him for 
his best friend.

Sid
date: 5 Jan 2008 22:37:20 GMT   author:   Sid

Re: Right, I'm off for football and whoring   
Chopsy  wrote in news:477fd662$0$13933
$fa0fcedb@news.zen.co.uk:

>> Who knows what may go horribly wrong this time.
> 
> Since the football went horribly right, then I have no doubt that the 

I see our Elliot Ward got one for Ben's mob. Can't believe we sold him 
and brought in Callum Davenport.

Paul Sharner's doing well for your lot, Chops.

> whoring must have been almost biblically terrible.
> 

AWTWP. Total disaster in the making.

-- 
Cheers, Os
date: 5 Jan 2008 23:47:47 GMT   author:   Osbourne Ruddock

Re: Right, I'm off for football and whoring   
"Chopsy"  wrote in message 
news:477fd662$0$13933$fa0fcedb@news.zen.co.uk...
> Sir Benjamin Nunn wrote:
>> Who knows what may go horribly wrong this time.
>
> Since the football went horribly right,


AWTWP.

Hugely entertaining and exciting game, emphatic and unexpected win, and I 
didn't miss any of it due to wanky trains or dodgy maps or any of that shit.

Plus, for the first time this season, a goal from a defender - albeit from 
the penalty spot.

That's ground number 66 for me, and as a bonus, all the beers I drank were 
all new as well. A tickers paradise.


> then I have no doubt that the whoring must have been almost biblically 
> terrible.
>
> I can't wait to hear all about it.


Heh. Well, let's say it was interesting. Very, very interesting. And it 
probably did me some good. And her too.

And I will be attending the Preston game in a few weeks time even though 
it's a long way to go and I've been to Deepdale before.

BTN
date: Mon, 7 Jan 2008 17:32:31 -0000   author:   Sir Benjamin Nunn

Re: Right, I'm off for football and whoring   
Sir Benjamin Nunn wrote:
 >
> And I will be attending the Preston game in a few weeks time even though 
> it's a long way to go and I've been to Deepdale before.
> 

Will you be booking the same after-match entertainer, or will you be 
aiming for a new tick for that too?
date: Mon, 07 Jan 2008 17:44:49 +0000   author:   nigel

Re: Right, I'm off for football and whoring   
"nigel"  wrote in message 
news:13o4p8aon5rc376@corp.supernews.com...
> Sir Benjamin Nunn wrote:
> >
>> And I will be attending the Preston game in a few weeks time even though 
>> it's a long way to go and I've been to Deepdale before.
>>
>
> Will you be booking the same after-match entertainer, or will you be 
> aiming for a new tick for that too?


Hmm, I would have thought the answer to that was wholly implicit in the fact 
that I bothered to mention it, tbh.

BTN
date: Mon, 7 Jan 2008 17:46:45 -0000   author:   Sir Benjamin Nunn

Re: Right, I'm off for football and whoring   
Sir Benjamin Nunn wrote:
> "nigel"  wrote in message 
> news:13o4p8aon5rc376@corp.supernews.com...
>> Sir Benjamin Nunn wrote:
>>> And I will be attending the Preston game in a few weeks time even though 
>>> it's a long way to go and I've been to Deepdale before.
>>>
>> Will you be booking the same after-match entertainer, or will you be 
>> aiming for a new tick for that too?
> 
> 
> Hmm, I would have thought the answer to that was wholly implicit in the fact 
> that I bothered to mention it, tbh.
> 
> BTN 
> 
> 

Yes. In fact virtually everything is implicit, what with you being a 
born again gentleman apparently.
date: Mon, 07 Jan 2008 18:06:27 +0000   author:   Tommo ³

Re: Right, I'm off for football and whoring   
Sir Benjamin Nunn wrote:
> 
> Hmm, I would have thought the answer to that was wholly implicit in the fact 
> that I bothered to mention it, tbh.
> 

You're on a slippery slope there - it'll be flowers and chocs next.
date: Tue, 08 Jan 2008 16:22:33 +0000   author:   nigel

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