Two more games so plenty of chances for hugs almighty. 

Poor poor Derby...

-- 
Cheers, Os

Osbourne Ruddock wrote:
> Two more games so plenty of chances for hugs almighty. 
> 
> Poor poor Derby...

One hug for Wigan for finally getting a point from one of the Biggish Four.

One hug for Liverpool. I mean, when you get done up like a kipper 
because of a Titus Bramble screamer, your luck is not in at all, is it?

One hug for Manchester City. Still keepin' on keepin' on and another 
body blow for Fat Sam.

One hug for Blackburn for doing Sunderland and helping us keep our heads 
above the muck.

C

"Osbourne Ruddock"  wrote in message 
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> Two more games so plenty of chances for hugs almighty.
>
> Poor poor Derby...

They'll get no more sympathy hugs from me for the time being.  They must 
score some goals.  Then I'll hug them again.

This week I are mostly be hugging Wigan, for finally taking a point from one 
of the Big Four.

I are also be hugging Adebayor, for that goal.

Also hugged by I is Christiano Ronaldo, for that backheel.

Also Roy Keane, who hasn't had much luck of late.  Looks a half-decent 
prospect as a manager, though.

And lastly Elano, for finally getting me another goal.


-- 
Joe

"I am the fat puddin', but a single puddingness" - Vicky Conlan

Osbourne Ruddock wrote:
> Two more games so plenty of chances for hugs almighty. 
> 
> Poor poor Derby...
> 

I'll give my usual solitary yet monogamous hug to Wigan. They seemed to 
be on the end of a routine defeat at Anfield for much of the game, and I 
even heard the 5Live commentator say Liverpool were "cruising" at 1-0. 
Then up pops a useless sack of cack to save the day and give that stupid 
little "A" gesture to fans who may be offended if anyone had the 
slightest idea what it meant. My money's on "Arse hole"

On 2 Jan, 22:43, Osbourne Ruddock  wrote:
> Two more games so plenty of chances for hugs almighty.
>
> Poor poor Derby...

Oh, forget Derby. They're beginning to take this losing thing too
seriously, and Paul Jewell's constant "We're shit we are" post-match
interviews are beginning to grate.

My New Year's hugs go to, in no particular order...

For performing admirably and punching Liverpool in the bollocks via
Bramble Magic, one hug to Wigan.

For being punched in the bollocks by Bramble, one hug to Liverpool.

I'd really like to hug Newcastle, but their magic fans, their
wonderful stadium, Joey Barton, Sam Allardyce's big oversized angry
head, Alan Shearer teasingly flicking his tongue at the Newcastle job
nipple, that morbidly obese Geordie they always show, and a million
other reasons are preventing me doing so. So I'll proffer one hug each
to Boro and Sunderland for no other reason than hammering the final
nail in the Newcastle coffin.

Obviously, when that Ashley bloke logs on this morning and finds that
his club's not only sliding down the table rapidly, but that they're
firmly ensconced at the bottom of the Hugs table, Allardyce will have
to take his Frank Sidebottomesque head and resign with immediate
effect.

One honorary hug to the group outside the big four, who are doing
their best to blur the line between the big four (Wigan, Arse, Man U
and Chelsea) and the rest of 'em.

Tommo ³ wrote:
> Osbourne Ruddock wrote:
>> Two more games so plenty of chances for hugs almighty.
>> Poor poor Derby...
>>
> 
> I'll give my usual solitary yet monogamous hug to Wigan. They seemed to 
> be on the end of a routine defeat at Anfield for much of the game, and I 
> even heard the 5Live commentator say Liverpool were "cruising" at 1-0. 
> Then up pops a useless sack of cack to save the day and give that stupid 
> little "A" gesture to fans who may be offended if anyone had the 
> slightest idea what it meant. My money's on "Arse hole"

Actually, Tommo, it stands for 'Ah-hahahaha, I can't believe I actually 
scored a goal'.

That's why Marcus Bent also uses it.

C

Osbourne Ruddock wrote:

> Two more games so plenty of chances for hugs almighty. 
> 
> Poor poor Derby...
> 

Just a thought, but when there's a double set of matches, how about 
doubling our hug allowance?

"nigel"  wrote in message 
news:13nphlcmr6o0k4c@corp.supernews.com...
> Osbourne Ruddock wrote:
>
>> Two more games so plenty of chances for hugs almighty. Poor poor Derby...
>>
>
> Just a thought, but when there's a double set of matches, how about 
> doubling our hug allowance?


There's very, very little worth hugging at the moment, Gay Nigel, and 
doubling the allowance would just lead to yet more wasted, undeserved 
huggery.

BTN

A hug each to the three teams who lost twice - Derby, Newcastle, Reading 
(DNR - geddit?)

And two hugs for Man City for gatecrashing the big four.

Osbourne Ruddock  wrote in 
news:Xns9A1A773FC487Fstrikeboyhotmailcom@130.133.1.4:

> Two more games so plenty of chances for hugs almighty. 
> 
> Poor poor Derby...
> 

1 hug to Wigan, of course.

1 hug to the Brummies, for Kully, and for grimly hanging in there while 
others about crumble like an apple pudding.

2 hugs to Jonathan Spector (and therefore West Ham). He's shit, he used 
to be in the outer galaxy of the Man U squad, and he's now beaten them 
for the 3rd time on the trot. It's funny.

-- 
Cheers, Os

"Joe Horowitz" <my_name@youblunder.co.youghey> wrote in message
news:N4Wej.129691$cJ3.116457@fe2.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
>> Poor poor Derby...
>
> They'll get no more sympathy hugs from me for the time being.  They must 
> score some goals.  Then I'll hug them again.

AVSWTWP.  The hugs system was devised so that the unfair points
system could finally be outlawed from English football.  As a result,
entertaining teams could be rewarded and cheated teams could be
consoled.  Now, unless I've missed something, wtf have Derby done
to be leading the table?  They've been shit.  And boring.  This is not
"The Cry-Me-A-Fucking-River League".

Fuck off, Derby.


-- 
Mike